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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38945

    #1

    When you die and go to Heaven...

    Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?


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  • ownedbox
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    • Feb 2015
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    #2
    is that a shit?
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    • Milfer
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2008
      • 1149

      #3
      do you believe in that bull "shit"?

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      • nico-t
        emperor of my world
        • Aug 2004
        • 29903

        #4
        I think you'll become your biggest desire. In your case you will become this:

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        • MakeMeGrrrrowl
          Grrrrrrrrr
          • Oct 2002
          • 4986

          #5
          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
          Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?
          Just energy. No need for a shape, look, etc. Souls recognize each others soul, no body needed.

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          • XMaster
            Poker Player
            • Jul 2003
            • 2947

            #6
            I think you will revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been, e.g. :

            still moneyhere

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            • brassmonkey
              Pay It Forward
              • Sep 2005
              • 77396

              #7
              im going to hell dogg
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              • CurrentlySober
                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                • Aug 2002
                • 38945

                #8
                Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                Just energy. No need for a shape, look, etc. Souls recognize each others soul, no body needed.
                Cool - I'll no longer be fat then


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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94733

                  #9
                  You arrive in heaven as a tranny ...

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                  • Struggle4Bucks
                    Sieg Hi!
                    • May 2011
                    • 3615

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                    Just energy. No need for a shape, look, etc. Souls recognize each others soul, no body needed.
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                    • brassmonkey
                      Pay It Forward
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77396

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                      You arrive in heaven as a tranny ...
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                      • scarlettcontent
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                        • Mar 2006
                        • 6031

                        #12
                        your soul has no age or shape


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                        • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                          Grrrrrrrrr
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 4986

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                          Cool - I'll no longer be fat then
                          I like big ole boys

                          If we're talkin bodies...you got a perfect one so put it on meeee. Sorry. Just felt a lil song in me.

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                          • Sid70
                            Downshifter
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 16413

                            #14
                            I believe in being abducted by Aliens after we die - they take what's left, the last breath out and form a little sphere off you so you can move in space without a problem.
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                            • SvenGun
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2015
                              • 160

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sid70
                              I believe in being abducted by Aliens after we die - they take what's left, the last breath out and form a little sphere off you so you can move in space without a problem.
                              Good stuff

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                              • 2MuchMark
                                Mark of 2Much.net
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 50979

                                #16
                                THere's no heaven, no hell, no god. What you've got right here, right now, is all there is. The next time some priest offers you salvation or ticket to heaven, tell him to go fuck himself.

                                You want heaven? Here are some ways: Make love to a beautiful woman. Have a quiet row on a peaceful lake. Have a beer with your buds. Visit a local park and enjoy the view. Parachute out of an airplane. Hug your kids, and do whatever else makes you happy. Love life.

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                                • CPA-Rush
                                  small trip to underworld
                                  • Mar 2012
                                  • 4927

                                  #17


                                  too busy killing my time in life (or fighting ) to care about how i will look in heaven

                                  -there are several types of heaven .

                                  Originally posted by MarkPrince

                                  You want heaven? Here are some ways: Make love to a beautiful woman. Have a quiet row on a peaceful lake. Have a beer with your buds. Visit a local park and enjoy the view. Parachute out of an airplane. Hug your kids, and do whatever else makes you happy. Love life.
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                                  • aka123
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                                    • Jul 2014
                                    • 4450

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                    Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?
                                    It is the most optimum age and shape of course, and if you are not happy for some reason, all it takes is a swing from a magic wand.

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                                    • JFK
                                      FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 67373

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                      You arrive in heaven as a tranny ...

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                                      • brassmonkey
                                        Pay It Forward
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 77396

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                        You arrive in heaven as a tranny ...
                                        with double D tits
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                                        • J. Falcon
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                                          • May 2006
                                          • 31645

                                          #21
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                                          • ZeroHero
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Nov 2007
                                            • 15336

                                            #22
                                            To St. Poozus?

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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38945

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                              Make love to a beautiful woman...
                                              Cant - I'm so fat I'd crush her, and if she got on top my belly and thighs prevent her reaching my penis

                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                              Have a quiet row on a peaceful lake...
                                              Boat would sink...

                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                              Have a beer with your buds...
                                              I'm a Recovering Alcoholic who cant drink (but still does) but that aside... As if I have any 'buds'...

                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                              Visit a local park and enjoy the view...
                                              Police have barred me from ALL local parks and public areas, after the last incident...

                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                              Parachute out of an airplane....
                                              I'm too heavy... Not only do they not make parachutes in my size, They wont take me up in a plane as I cannot be insured...

                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                              Hug your kids...
                                              Cant afford kids...

                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                              do whatever else makes you happy..
                                              Liking Poo makes me happy

                                              Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                              Love Poo...


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                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 38945

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                You mean theres loads of rappers there?


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                                                • clickity click
                                                  So Fecking Bummed
                                                  • Aug 2014
                                                  • 3682

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                  Cool - I'll no longer be fat then
                                                  You will always be fat. Even in the afterlife.

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                                                  • DAMNMAN
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                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 1440

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                    Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?
                                                    Yes, you stay the same age approximately 14 billion years, give or take. Your atoms that is.
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                                                    • Grapesoda
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 46238

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                      Do you think you stay the same age as you were when you died, or revert to the most 'optimum' shape and age that you have ever been?
                                                      I'm goin' to PUSSY HEAVEN!!!!!!!

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                                                      • Mutt
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                        • 34431

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                        THere's no heaven, no hell, no god. What you've got right here, right now, is all there is.
                                                        And you know this how?
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                                                        • PaperstreetWinston
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                                                          • Jan 2014
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                                                          #29
                                                          not sure but its gonna be intense
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                                                          • MiamiBoyz
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                                                            • Oct 2012
                                                            • 6690

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                            Cool - I'll no longer be fat then
                                                            Well, I can tell you that you will have a huge weight lose after you die so there is that as a plus.

                                                            However, you will no longer exist which is seen by some as a negative.

                                                            I am of the opinion that once your brain stops working that you stop existing in any form.

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                                                            • SekobA
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2008
                                                              • 12174

                                                              #31
                                                              Im tinking what to fuck not when i die

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                                                              • ManPuppy
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                                                                • Aug 2011
                                                                • 407

                                                                #32
                                                                When you die and go to Heaven, the English greet you at the gate, the French prepare all the food, the Italians provide the entertainment, and the Germans organize everything.

                                                                When you die and go to Hell, the French greet you at the gate, the English prepare all the food, the Germans provide the entertainment, and the Italians organize everything.
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                                                                • MaDalton
                                                                  I am Amazing Content!
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 39861

                                                                  #33
                                                                  none of us on here will go to heaven
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                                                                  • Sunny Day
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                                                                    • Dec 2010
                                                                    • 1406

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Heaven

                                                                    Just like a 4th of July picnic, you sit at a long table, full of food and ALL your friends and family, for your entire life are at the table. Your favorite pets too. That's how one girl explained it to me.

                                                                    I didn't ask the logistics of how your friends can be at your table and at the same time be at their families and friends tables. God must truly work in mysterious ways.

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                                                                    • ZeroHero
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                                      • 15336

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                      none of us on here will go to heaven
                                                                      That's a fact

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                                                                      • SEXTANT
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                                                                        • Jul 2008
                                                                        • 4950

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by ownedbox
                                                                        is that a shit?
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                                                                        • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                          Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                          • 4986

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                          none of us on here will go to heaven
                                                                          I'm going to heaven!

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                                                                          • SEXTANT
                                                                            T-SHIRTS, HOODIES IN SIG
                                                                            • Jul 2008
                                                                            • 4950

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                            I'm going to heaven!
                                                                            Why when the crew is in hell
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                                                                            • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                              Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 4986

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by PornMarkiz
                                                                              Why when the crew is in hell
                                                                              Will you be there with a red flower just like the one on your eye to greet me? I'll consider coming in that case.

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                                                                              • MaDalton
                                                                                I am Amazing Content!
                                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                                • 39861

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                                I'm going to heaven!
                                                                                you're a sinner too! :P
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                                                                                • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                                  Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                  • 4986

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                                  you're a sinner too! :P
                                                                                  Shhh. That's between ME and YOU <3

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                                                                                  • Rochard
                                                                                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                                                    • 75733

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    I never thought about this.

                                                                                    I guess I just assumed when you go to heaven you are the age you are when you die - and you never get older.

                                                                                    I guess that is where the phrase "die young, stay pretty" comes from.
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                                                                                    • ZeroHero
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                                                      • 15336

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                      I never thought about this.

                                                                                      I guess I just assumed when you go to heaven you are the age you are when you die - and you never get older.

                                                                                      I guess that is where the phrase "die young, stay pretty" comes from.
                                                                                      When you die your life powers transform into a light and back to its natural and basic form and place, noone ever really dies - N.E.R.D.

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                                                                                      • Penny24Seven
                                                                                        So Fucking What
                                                                                        • Jun 2007
                                                                                        • 6287

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Mutt
                                                                                        And you know this how?
                                                                                        I had a feeling you believed in all that stuff
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                                                                                        • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                                                                          Grrrrrrrrr
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 4986

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by Rochard

                                                                                          I guess that is where the phrase "die young, stay pretty" comes from.
                                                                                          I think that's talking about the physical form here on earth. All souls are beautiful, young or old.

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                                                                                          • L-Pink
                                                                                            working on my tan
                                                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                                                            • 39151

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                            im going to hell dogg
                                                                                            I'll save you a nice warm seat.

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                                                                                            • SBJ
                                                                                              So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                              • 11387

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              I'm going to hell and bringing my own window AC

                                                                                              But this thread made me think of this movie.. A great movie

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                                                                                              • L-Pink
                                                                                                working on my tan
                                                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                                                • 39151

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Rochard
                                                                                                I never thought about this.

                                                                                                I guess I just assumed when you go to heaven you are the age you are when you die - and you never get older.

                                                                                                I guess that is where the phrase "die young, stay pretty" comes from.
                                                                                                Actually the expression is "Die young, wear clean underwear" You never want to spend eternity old with dirty boxers.


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                                                                                                • MiamiBoyz
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                                                                                                  • Oct 2012
                                                                                                  • 6690

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                                                  Actually the expression is "Die young, wear clean underwear" You never want to spend eternity old with dirty boxers.
                                                                                                  I go commando but that's beside the point...

                                                                                                  "The saying ?Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse!? is often wrongly attributed to actor James Dean. Dean didn't actually say it ? at least not in his movies."

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                                                                                                  What IS actually even more interesting is the movie that this line is from. It was set in the 1940's and just as today race is playing a part in the movie. The movie is based on a book written by an african-american author.

                                                                                                  From the article:

                                                                                                  "Back then, it was unusual for an African-American author to write a book in which the central characters were white. But Motley was ahead of his time in terms of color-blind thinking and the book became a popular bestseller.

                                                                                                  When some color-sensitive critics complained about a ?Negro? writing about white folks, Motley responded: ?My race is the human race.?

                                                                                                  Indeed, that empathetic concept is a central theme of the book and movie.

                                                                                                  It is memorably summed up by Bogart in the film, when he says to the jury who will decide if Nick is executed: ?Until we do away with the type of neighborhood that produced this boy, ten will spring up to take his place, a hundred, a thousand. Until we wipe out the slums and rebuild them, knock on any door and you may find Nick Romano.?

                                                                                                  Quotation expert Ralph Keyes speculates in his book The Quote Verifier that Motley may have been ?recycling street talk? when he wrote the line ?Live fast, die young and have a good-looking corpse.?

                                                                                                  Interesting that nothing has changed at all in America.

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                                                                                                  • romeo22
                                                                                                    你自己去他媽的
                                                                                                    • Mar 2008
                                                                                                    • 23350

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    you ask something that noone knows

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