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  • ManPuppy
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2011
    • 407

    #1

    Bitch got my chicken!

    Such a splendid story, for sooo many reasons:
    Mila Kunis Sued -- You Stole My Chicken, So Cluck You!!! | TMZ.com

    If the story doesn't at least give you a chuckle, scroll down and play the video. O. M. G.

    Anyone here want to grant Mila Kunis' 1st grade BFF's wish and make her a star?
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  • brassmonkey
    Pay It Forward
    • Sep 2005
    • 77385

    #2
    stupid!
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    • 420
      cuck
      • Mar 2003
      • 11571

      #3


      I guess she needs that $5k for green card.
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      • Dead
        They left the door open
        • Apr 2003
        • 4746

        #4
        5.3 million Iowa laying hens to be destroyed in bird flu outbreak

        Karma may get her......

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        • EngineCash
          Confirmed User
          • Aug 2006
          • 2816

          #5
          Mila Kunis is so fucking sexy...



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          • ManPuppy
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2011
            • 407

            #6
            Update: Her "Green Card" video went from a couple thousand to 470K hits on YouTube in the two days since the TMZ article above. Not a bad ridiculous, made-up PR stunt from someone who probably wouldn't have ever made it down from the pole otherwise.

            I just don't think stupid enough.
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            • sonofsam
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 18647

              #7
              Originally posted by EngineCash
              Mila Kunis is so fucking sexy...


              I like turtles.

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              • 420
                cuck
                • Mar 2003
                • 11571

                #8
                Originally posted by ManPuppy
                Update: Her "Green Card" video went from a couple thousand to 470K hits on YouTube in the two days since the TMZ article above. Not a bad ridiculous, made-up PR stunt from someone who probably wouldn't have ever made it down from the pole otherwise.

                I just don't think stupid enough.

                I don't think that "any publicity" thing works unless you have some talent. Did you notice all the thumbs down on that video? Almost 10 thumbs down for every thumbs up.

                I'm guessing she made about $5k from itunes.
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                • aka123
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 4450

                  #9
                  How hard it can be to get some green card? In academic sense.

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                  • 420
                    cuck
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 11571

                    #10
                    Originally posted by aka123
                    How hard it can be to get some green card? In academic sense.
                    Naturalization Self-Test 1 | USCIS

                    I wonder what an average American citizen would score on that test.
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                    • ManPuppy
                      Confirmed User
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 407

                      #11
                      Originally posted by 420
                      I don't think that "any publicity" thing works unless you have some talent. Did you notice all the thumbs down on that video? Almost 10 thumbs down for every thumbs up.

                      I'm guessing she made about $5k from itunes.
                      Really? Like the Kardashians?

                      Yeah, maybe $5k so far - but we're just 2 days into her 15 minutes of fame (if that makes any sense). And Mila/Ashton are going along with the gag; they released their own tongue-in-cheek reply today.

                      Remember Rebecca Black, whose "Friday" was declared the Worst Song Ever by Tosh.0 a couple years ago? According to CelebrityNetWorth.com, she pulled about $1.5 million off that rubbish.
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                      • aka123
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 4450

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 420
                        Naturalization Self-Test 1 | USCIS

                        I wonder what an average American citizen would score on that test.
                        Oh yeah; 84 % (21/25). The only wrong answer I regret is Hoover being in charge during WWII and recession, even though I knew Roosevelt was in charge WWII, but as there was that recession thing, I remembered Hoover dam and replied based on that.

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                        • blackmonsters
                          Making PHP work
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 20997

                          #13
                          Originally posted by 420


                          I guess she needs that $5k for green card.
                          They should all get deported for that shitty 1976 bass line and beat.

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