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  • Juicy D. Links
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    • Apr 2001
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    #1

    Tell me you best racist joke

  • CurrentlySober
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    • Aug 2002
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    #2
    What do you call a black guy flying a plane?













































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    • SIK
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      • Dec 2006
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      #3
      Ah, sweet americans and their racist anti-racism propaganda..
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      • Juicy D. Links
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        • Apr 2001
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        #4
        Originally posted by SIK
        Ah, sweet americans and their racist anti-racism propaganda..
        I foulnd more racists or equal outside of the USA than here

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        • SIK
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          • Dec 2006
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          #5
          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
          I foulnd more racists or equal outside of the USA than here
          Exactly

          Because the rest of the world finds american racist standards super silly, can't say this, can't say that..
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          • babeterminal
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            #6
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              • EddyTheDog
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                • Jan 2011
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                #8
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                • CPA-Rush
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                  • Mar 2012
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                  I foulnd more racists or equal outside of the USA than here


                  Tell me you best racist ....black joke

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                  • Grapesoda
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                    • Jul 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                    how many racist does it take to screw in a light bulb....

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                    • Grapesoda
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                      • Jul 2003
                      • 46238

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SIK
                      Exactly

                      Because the rest of the world finds american racist standards super silly, can't say this, can't say that..
                      maybe, maybe not.... how is the ethnic cleansing going in your country?

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                      • Grapesoda
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                        • Jul 2003
                        • 46238

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SIK
                        Exactly

                        Because the rest of the world finds american racist standards super silly, can't say this, can't say that..
                        Irish guy is walking down the road and see 2 guys fighting "excuse me is this a private fight or can anybody jump in?"

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                        • aka123
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                          • Jul 2014
                          • 4450

                          #13
                          I know only two racist jokes, and they both are kinda mean. I tell those only for academic purposes.

                          "What happens when Jew walks against wall? He hurts his nose."

                          "What chainsaw says? Run..nigga..nigga..run..run!"

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                          • eipstudios
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                            • Dec 2008
                            • 2001

                            #14
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                            • Harmon
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                              • Mar 2004
                              • 20012

                              #15
                              Originally posted by eipstudios
                              Yup
                              You are useless. Welcome to my hit list.
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                              • Harmon
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 20012

                                #16


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                                • SIK
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                                  • Dec 2006
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                  maybe, maybe not.... how is the ethnic cleansing going in your country?
                                  too slow for my taste
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                                  • eipstudios
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                                    • Dec 2008
                                    • 2001

                                    #18
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                                    • DBS.US
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                                      • Aug 2003
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                                      #19
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                                      If you don't get the joke
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                                      • mineistaken
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                                        • Apr 2007
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Harmon
                                        You are useless.

                                        Shit stain is worse than BM+BM combined.
                                        While BM has people who vote for him this one would not even have that.

                                        Originally posted by Harmon
                                        Welcome to my hit list.

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                                        • eipstudios
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Dec 2008
                                          • 2001

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mineistaken

                                          Shit stain is worse than BM+BM combined.
                                          While BM has people who vote for him this one would not even have that.



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                                          • rvincent
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                                            • Feb 2005
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                                            #22
                                            Q: What's the difference between a black and a tire ?

                                            A : Tires only stink when they're burnt

                                            /me runs :-)
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                                            • pornmasta
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 20016

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by rvincent
                                              Q: What's the difference between a black and a tire ?

                                              A : Tires only stink when they're burnt
                                              while you don't burn black guys.
                                              Hmm brilliant.

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                                              • SilentKnight
                                                Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                • Oct 2005
                                                • 24818

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by rvincent
                                                Q: What's the difference between a black and a tire ?

                                                A : Tires only stink when they're burnt

                                                /me runs :-)
                                                What's the similarity between a black and a car tire?

                                                Both sing when you put the chains on.

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                                                • k0nr4d
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • _Richard_
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                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                    • 30991

                                                    #26
                                                    once i was bugging a coworker coming back from work, telling bad white racist jokes in a crowded train etc, he kinda gets 'on board' and starts telling bad asian racist jokes (he is asian)

                                                    just as he finishes this native guy leans in outta no where, goes very loudly, 'you know why there is no natives in star trek?........... we don't work in the future either'

                                                    whole car starts laughing lol

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                                                    • 2MuchMark
                                                      Mark of 2Much.net
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 50971

                                                      #27
                                                      I saw Gilbert Godfried live a few weeks ago and he told this amazing joke.

                                                      A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old kid. The Priest says "Wanna fuck him?" and the Rabbi says "Out of what?"

                                                      So, so bad...

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                                                      • newB
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                                                        • Jul 2006
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                                                        #28
                                                        OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me.

                                                        You ask "How does every black joke start?"

                                                        They say something like "I don't know, how?"

                                                        You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke)

                                                        But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead."

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                                                        • Rob
                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 13310

                                                          #29
                                                          The reason why so many Italians are named Tony is because when they left Italy, they put a huge stamp on their foreheads that said, "TO NY" - and it stuck.

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                                                          • mineistaken
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                                                            • Apr 2007
                                                            • 29656

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by _Richard_
                                                            once i was bugging a coworker coming back from work, telling bad white racist jokes in a crowded train etc, he kinda gets 'on board' and starts telling bad asian racist jokes (he is asian)

                                                            just as he finishes this native guy leans in outta no where, goes very loudly, 'you know why there is no natives in star trek?........... we don't work in the future either'

                                                            whole car starts laughing lol


                                                            Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                            I saw Gilbert Godfried live a few weeks ago and he told this amazing joke.

                                                            A Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street when they see a 10 year old kid. The Priest says "Wanna fuck him?" and the Rabbi says "Out of what?"

                                                            So, so bad...


                                                            Originally posted by newB
                                                            OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me.

                                                            You ask "How does every black joke start?"

                                                            They say something like "I don't know, how?"

                                                            You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke)

                                                            But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead."



                                                            Originally posted by Rob
                                                            The reason why so many Italians are named Tony is because when they left Italy, they put a huge stamp on their foreheads that said, "TO NY" - and it stuck.

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                                                            • SilentKnight
                                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                              • 24818

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by newB
                                                              OK, my favorite is more social commentary and is kinda visual...so bear with me.

                                                              You ask "How does every black joke start?"

                                                              They say something like "I don't know, how?"

                                                              You then look over each shoulder. (which is the joke)

                                                              But, invariably, they'll miss it and say something along the lines of "You're good, go ahead."
                                                              That'd be funny...if I subscribed to the apologist club.

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                                                              • Maqua
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • mikesouth
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                                                                  • Jun 2003
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  This one I heard in L.A. it works best there

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                                                                  • SirDubin
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                                                                    • Dec 2014
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                    Why did god give blacks rhythm? - To make up for what he did to their hair...
                                                                    OMG that is so fucking hilarious

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                                                                    • EliteWebmaster
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                                                                      • Feb 2010
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      How do you know if a Chinese person robs your house?

                                                                      Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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                                                                      • wehateporn
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                                                                        #36

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                                                                        • EliteWebmaster
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Why do middle eastern women put a red dot on their foreheads?

                                                                          Helps for better aiming.

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                                                                          • EliteWebmaster
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla?

                                                                            A retarded gorilla.

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                                                                            • EliteWebmaster
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Why aren't there any Latinos on Star Trek?

                                                                              They won't work in the future either.

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                                                                              • EliteWebmaster
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                What did the KKK guy say to the black guy in the tree?


                                                                                "What up nigga"
                                                                                or
                                                                                "hows it hangin"

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                                                                                • EliteWebmaster
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                                                                                  #41
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                                                                                  • EliteWebmaster
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Why doesn't Mexico enter the Olympics?

                                                                                    Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America

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                                                                                    • EliteWebmaster
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                                                                                      #43
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                                                                                      • ZeroHero
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                                                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                                                        • 15336

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        oh this is a thread for depopulation of GFY, ok get it, thanks.

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                                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                                          • Apr 2007
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by ZeroHero

                                                                                          Juicyyyy wazaaap nigga?
                                                                                          He's a cracka

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                                                                                          • mineistaken
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                                                                                            • Apr 2007
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by EliteWebmaster
                                                                                            Why aren't there any Latinos on Star Trek?

                                                                                            They won't work in the future either.
                                                                                            I thought latinos are stereotypically hard workers, no?

                                                                                            This joke was already posted with "natives" which maybe makes more sense.

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                                                                                            • SilentKnight
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                                                                                              • Oct 2005
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by EliteWebmaster
                                                                                              Why do middle eastern women put a red dot on their foreheads?

                                                                                              Helps for better aiming.
                                                                                              Actually the red dot is scratched off by the groom during the wedding to see if he won a gas station or convenience store.

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                                                                                              • pornmasta
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                                                                                                • Jun 2006
                                                                                                • 20016

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                                Actually the red dot is scratched off by the groom during the wedding to see if he won a gas station or convenience store.

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                                                                                                • PaperstreetWinston
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  lots of funny ones!
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                                                                                                  • 2MuchMark
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                                                                                                    #50
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