Calling Graphic Designers: - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 06:29 PM

WE ARE HIRING RIGHT NOW!!! (dammit)

It's this simple:

If you're good, have samples, don't have a problem with signing a No-Compete Agreement, and want to work right NOW... apply to [email protected] and I will put you to work today.

No primadonnas &/or bullshit please. We simply don't have time for people who can't produce.

Thank you.

Amp

TaDoW · 03-12-2002, 06:35 PM

hey amp...

my friends resume is here: http://abdesignlab.com/asa/

he doesn't know I just spammed him up here, is he worthwhile if I'd tell him to apply?

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
hey amp...

my friends resume is here: http://abdesignlab.com/asa/

he doesn't know I just spammed him up here, is he worthwhile if I'd tell him to apply?

Well, what I see there looks good, but can he do adult?
If so, and if he meets everything else I posted up there... especially the no-compete agreement part... send him over man....

TaDoW · 03-12-2002, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Well, what I see there looks good, but can he do adult?
If so, and if he meets everything else I posted up there... especially the no-compete agreement part... send him over man....

yeah man =) he worked at sexhound for me 2 and a half years ago.. did great work

I'll drop him an email

He should NOT have a non-compete, I think I burned it when i left the company.

kmanrox · 03-12-2002, 06:47 PM

tadow, did you just admit you worked for sexhound?

kmanrox · 03-12-2002, 06:49 PM

i wonder if this guy has a resume for animated gifs??

http://yellowrain.com/samples/samples.html

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 06:51 PM

Well, I don't necessarily need to see a formal resume or anything.... I don;t have the cob that far up my ass yet... but I need to like what I see. That is prime.

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
yeah man =) he worked at sexhound for me 2 and a half years ago.. did great work

I'll drop him an email

He should NOT have a non-compete, I think I burned it when i left the company.

Let's go man.... his stuff is clean & tight from what I can see..... if his adult stuff is even half as good, and he's interested, he's got work.

TaDoW · 03-12-2002, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
tadow, did you just admit you worked for sexhound?

gotta say it .. yep =)

but they went out of business within months after brett and I left... we were all they had, and CDR wanted to go back to fucking people even though we had doubled his revenue and cut his costs by 40% ...

TaDoW · 03-12-2002, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Let's go man.... his stuff is clean & tight from what I can see..... if his adult stuff is even half as good, and he's interested, he's got work.

groovy, I just emailed him ... he's usually on aim ...

if you want to icq me I can give you his contact info?

95967590 is my icq... =)

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 07:27 PM

done.

TopTGP · 03-12-2002, 07:44 PM

I've been working on my graphic skillz for a while... Im coming along, but it's still pretty amateur looking... I MADE A GRADIENT!!! ;)

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopTGP
I've been working on my graphic skillz for a while... Im coming along, but it's still pretty amateur looking... I MADE A GRADIENT!!! ;)

sweet... call me when you have more confidence. One man is already potentially hired, pending contact. (2 actually... put another man to work this morning.)

TopTGP · 03-12-2002, 07:47 PM

Hell, I've I could make graphics like the ones on you're site amp, I'd have it made. Im seriously considering stealing the 'graphic making' part of your brain and switching it with mine. Then I'd have it made ;)

EDIT : Sorry for the excessive use of the term 'I'd have it made'

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopTGP
Hell, I've I could make graphics like the ones on you're site amp, I'd have it made. Im seriously considering stealing the 'graphic making' part of your brain and switching it with mine. Then I'd have it made ;)

trust me... it ain't all pussy and beer... I've got more freaking stress than I've ever had in my life man, and sleep is most definately a luxury.

FADE19 · 03-12-2002, 09:21 PM

I've got this number for this guy named......TennisAce, folks on this board can't seem to stop raving about him...so I guess he is pretty good!

Tam · 03-12-2002, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FADE19
I've got this number for this guy named......TennisAce, folks on this board can't seem to stop raving about him...so I guess he is pretty good!

I highly recommend him........ he's the best at what he does. ;)

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 09:42 PM

I'm sure he would make a fine addition to my team.

in hell.

theWatsonian · 03-12-2002, 09:43 PM

I heard that sergui is good...

FADE19 · 03-12-2002, 10:00 PM

Watsonian I am convinced you spend the entire month designing new logos for yourself.....

just messin with ya bro!

Dawgy · 03-12-2002, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
hey amp...

my friends resume is here: http://abdesignlab.com/asa/

he doesn't know I just spammed him up here, is he worthwhile if I'd tell him to apply?

tadow... this guy did some stuff for me, kickass.... but now he's gone... i cant get in touch with him... ive been emailing him for weeks and he isnt replying... u got a phone # or something? i need more work done, and he created my character, so he's the one who is most qualified to do more poses & stuff....

icq 1148977

theWatsonian · 03-12-2002, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FADE19
Watsonian I am convinced you spend the entire month designing new logos for yourself.....

just messin with ya bro!

LOL. Hey, I gotta use my art degree someplace. Sure it's only a two-year A.A. but it still took two freaking years to get!

I don't like this one, maybe I'll change it.
There. That's a little better.

TaDoW · 03-12-2002, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy

tadow... this guy did some stuff for me, kickass.... but now he's gone... i cant get in touch with him... ive been emailing him for weeks and he isnt replying... u got a phone # or something? i need more work done, and he created my character, so he's the one who is most qualified to do more poses & stuff....

icq 1148977

hmm.. wierd, I'll contact you on icq.

I was telling AMP, I just found out he's been in vietnam for a few weeks.. =)

Dawgy · 03-12-2002, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
I was telling AMP, I just found out he's been in vietnam for a few weeks.. =)

that would explain it....

btw amp, im a designer but i dont do work freelance anymore. however if u want some stuff, i might can do it. mostly i work on my own stuff now tho.

Juicy D. Links · 03-12-2002, 11:01 PM

Hey Amp,

Make sure your "non compete" is solid and air tight ......

If not then its as good as garbage in court, besides there are 25+ ways out of a non compete which many employers have no clue about

Dawgy · 03-12-2002, 11:16 PM

say amp, do you compensate for the nocompete? when i was selling my nonadult design company, they buyer wanted a 3 year nocompete. my attorney said i shouldnt settle for less than $400,000 in addition to what i got for my company.

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 11:37 PM

Bad wording on my part... it's not a full-on No-Compete... it's just a Work For Hire Agreement. You work for me, your work belongs to the Studio, and you give away all rights to it on completion. You may not display the work on any other site without written approval from Studio Adult.

That's it in a nutshell.

Sorry for the confusion.

Amputate Your Head · 03-12-2002, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy

that would explain it....

btw amp, im a designer but i dont do work freelance anymore. however if u want some stuff, i might can do it. mostly i work on my own stuff now tho.

Like I said... if your stuff is tight and you want to work, we've got work for you. You sign the Work For Hire Agreement and I'll put you to work. I've already got a few good guys that look to be very promising, but we're still looking for more.

Please send any further inquires to [email protected] and he will handle your samples and questions.

Thank you for the interest everyone.

RFC · 03-13-2002, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Like I said... if your stuff is tight and you want to work, we've got work for you. You sign the Work For Hire Agreement and I'll put you to work. I've already got a few good guys that look to be very promising, but we're still looking for more.

Please send any further inquires to [email protected] and he will handle your samples and questions.

Thank you for the interest everyone.

I'm always late!
Hey Amp, I've sent you mail.
Cheers

FATPad · 03-13-2002, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

sleep is most definately a luxury.

Sleep is for fags and people who ran out of coffee.

pipp · 03-13-2002, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad

Sleep is for fags and people who ran out of coffee.

hehe yea I think my average amouth off coffee in a day is about halv a gallon or somthing, could not do this withouth it !

theWatsonian · 03-13-2002, 11:32 AM

I bleed coffee.

plentyofit · 03-17-2003, 12:48 AM

I think all you jackasses that want a non compete should try sucking some large disease dicks........

what fuck are you afraid of..........it's not your fuckin dopey asses that is designing the site.....it's someone else's talent......not your's........

unless you give uo 50 percent of business....you got to give if you want somethin.

this is fuckin america, not iraq........

fo fuck yourself.........

plentyofit · 03-17-2003, 12:50 AM

DAMMMMMMMIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!

Jakke PNG · 03-17-2003, 01:27 AM

I'm not worthy.

rpet · 03-17-2003, 02:12 AM

Post your project at http://www.freelancebunny.com .. get connected with a database of programmers, designers, and more. Get a qualified freelancer at a fair price.

http://www.freelancebunny.com

also if your provide freelance services go to Freelancebunny.com and register for free. We connect YOU with jobs.

One.
Rpet

beemk · 03-17-2003, 03:33 AM

you still looking for designers amp? i got a guy who does my tshirt logos and stuff thats really good and he tried applying but he said both emails bounced.

Serge Litehead · 03-17-2003, 05:05 AM

Returned email
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SR · 03-17-2003, 05:57 AM

This thread is only a year old.

quiet · 03-17-2003, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SR
This thread is only a year old.

shhh

SR · 03-17-2003, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SR
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vending_machine · 03-17-2003, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW

yeah man =) he worked at sexhound for me 2 and a half years ago.. did great work

I'll drop him an email

He should NOT have a non-compete, I think I burned it when i left the company.

hehe, I've heard some stories about the non-compete stuff at Sexhound ...

Non-compete agreements are stupid. Denying someone to make a living that is..

demented · 03-17-2003, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

trust me... it ain't all pussy and beer... I've got more freaking stress than I've ever had in my life man, and sleep is most definately a luxury.

You got that right.

angeleyes · 03-17-2003, 07:38 AM

ICQ 122262438.. He's a great designer.

Validus · 03-17-2003, 07:41 AM

Man people say that non-competes should only be signed for people who make above 75K and have a 2 year contract.

machineg · 03-17-2003, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Validus
Man people say that non-competes should only be signed for people who make above 75K and have a 2 year contract.

easily achievable in this line of work .
especially if the studio is already established

flashfreak · 03-17-2003, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by plentyofit
I think all you jackasses that want a non compete should try sucking some large disease dicks........

what fuck are you afraid of..........it's not your fuckin dopey asses that is designing the site.....it's someone else's talent......not your's........

unless you give uo 50 percent of business....you got to give if you want somethin.

this is fuckin america, not iraq........

fo fuck yourself.........

WTF is wrong with you ? this thread iss about 1 year old... you know you can be banned if you bump old threads? loose the crack dude...

Validus · 03-17-2003, 08:15 AM

Sharky · 03-17-2003, 09:31 AM

haha!

damn. almost 1 year old to the day!

Sharky · 03-17-2003, 10:09 AM

If AMP is not currently looking for designers, I am!

Contact me through email or ICQ with your samples. Initial project will be a contract, however satisfactory work could lead to a full time job if you want it!

:-)

mike AT twindreams.com
icq in sig

03-12-2002, 06:29 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Calling Graphic Designers: WE ARE HIRING RIGHT NOW!!! (dammit) It's this simple: If you're good, have samples, don't have a problem with signing a No-Compete Agreement, and want to work right NOW... apply to [email protected] and I will put you to work today. No primadonnas &/or bullshit please. We simply don't have time for people who can't produce. Thank you. Amp __________________ SIG TOO BIG

03-12-2002, 06:35 PM	#2
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	hey amp... my friends resume is here: http://abdesignlab.com/asa/ he doesn't know I just spammed him up here, is he worthwhile if I'd tell him to apply? __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

03-12-2002, 06:47 PM	#5
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	tadow, did you just admit you worked for sexhound? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-12-2002, 06:49 PM	#6
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	i wonder if this guy has a resume for animated gifs?? http://yellowrain.com/samples/samples.html __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-12-2002, 06:51 PM	#7
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Well, I don't necessarily need to see a formal resume or anything.... I don;t have the cob that far up my ass yet... but I need to like what I see. That is prime. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

03-12-2002, 07:27 PM	#11
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	done.

03-12-2002, 07:44 PM	#12
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	I've been working on my graphic skillz for a while... Im coming along, but it's still pretty amateur looking... I MADE A GRADIENT!!! ;) __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

03-12-2002, 07:47 PM	#14
TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	Hell, I've I could make graphics like the ones on you're site amp, I'd have it made. Im seriously considering stealing the 'graphic making' part of your brain and switching it with mine. Then I'd have it made ;) EDIT : Sorry for the excessive use of the term 'I'd have it made' __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

03-12-2002, 09:21 PM	#16
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	I've got this number for this guy named......TennisAce, folks on this board can't seem to stop raving about him...so I guess he is pretty good!

03-12-2002, 09:42 PM	#18
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I'm sure he would make a fine addition to my team. in hell. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

03-12-2002, 09:43 PM	#19
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03-12-2002, 10:00 PM	#20
FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	Watsonian I am convinced you spend the entire month designing new logos for yourself..... just messin with ya bro!

03-12-2002, 11:01 PM	#25
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Hey Amp, Make sure your "non compete" is solid and air tight ...... If not then its as good as garbage in court, besides there are 25+ ways out of a non compete which many employers have no clue about

03-12-2002, 11:16 PM	#26
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	say amp, do you compensate for the nocompete? when i was selling my nonadult design company, they buyer wanted a 3 year nocompete. my attorney said i shouldnt settle for less than $400,000 in addition to what i got for my company. __________________ the revolution is coming.

03-12-2002, 11:37 PM	#27
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Bad wording on my part... it's not a full-on No-Compete... it's just a Work For Hire Agreement. You work for me, your work belongs to the Studio, and you give away all rights to it on completion. You may not display the work on any other site without written approval from Studio Adult. That's it in a nutshell. Sorry for the confusion. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

03-13-2002, 11:32 AM	#32
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03-17-2003, 12:48 AM	#33
plentyofit Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 32	I think all you jackasses that want a non compete should try sucking some large disease dicks........ what fuck are you afraid of..........it's not your fuckin dopey asses that is designing the site.....it's someone else's talent......not your's........ unless you give uo 50 percent of business....you got to give if you want somethin. this is fuckin america, not iraq........ fo fuck yourself.........

03-17-2003, 12:50 AM	#34
plentyofit Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 32	DAMMMMMMMIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!

03-17-2003, 01:27 AM	#35
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'm not worthy. __________________ ..and I'm off.

03-17-2003, 02:12 AM	#36
rpet Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: New York Posts: 537	Post your project at http://www.freelancebunny.com .. get connected with a database of programmers, designers, and more. Get a qualified freelancer at a fair price. http://www.freelancebunny.com also if your provide freelance services go to Freelancebunny.com and register for free. We connect YOU with jobs. One. Rpet __________________ sig too big

03-17-2003, 03:33 AM	#37
beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	you still looking for designers amp? i got a guy who does my tshirt logos and stuff thats really good and he tried applying but he said both emails bounced. __________________ I host with Vacares

03-17-2003, 05:05 AM	#38
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03-17-2003, 05:57 AM	#39
SR Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,239	This thread is only a year old.

03-17-2003, 07:38 AM	#44
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03-17-2003, 07:41 AM	#45
Validus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Calgary, Canada Posts: 4,012	Man people say that non-competes should only be signed for people who make above 75K and have a 2 year contract.

03-17-2003, 08:15 AM	#48
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03-17-2003, 09:31 AM	#49
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03-17-2003, 10:09 AM	#50
Sharky Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,938	If AMP is not currently looking for designers, I am! Contact me through email or ICQ with your samples. Initial project will be a contract, however satisfactory work could lead to a full time job if you want it! :-) mike AT twindreams.com icq in sig __________________ Sharky