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  • iguess
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2005
    • 691

    #1

    Self Employed Own Business

    If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??
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  • SIK
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2006
    • 1497

    #2
    with that insane sum of money.. a lemonade stand in front of my house
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    • Struggle4Bucks
      Sieg Hi!
      • May 2011
      • 3615

      #3
      Originally posted by iguess
      If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??
      A $2- or a $3K-pound shop?
      Half troll half amazing!

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      • directfiesta
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2002
        • 30135

        #4
        pay a few months of rent ahead
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        But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....

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        • MakeMeGrrrrowl
          Grrrrrrrrr
          • Oct 2002
          • 4986

          #5
          Originally posted by iguess
          If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??
          What do you like doing? That you can also make some money at? Give us a place to start.

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          • Colmike9
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            • Dec 2011
            • 7230

            #6
            Name some businesses that you can start with $2-3k. I'm not talking about freelancing, either.
            Sounds like a good amount to start selling weed, though..
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            • brassmonkey
              Pay It Forward
              • Sep 2005
              • 77396

              #7
              cleaning biz
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              • L-Pink
                working on my tan
                • Mar 2005
                • 39151

                #8
                Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                What do you like doing? That you can also make some money at?

                Masturbating. Get a webcam, high speed internet, Chaturbate account.

                Under budget

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                • 420
                  cuck
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11571

                  #9
                  I think you can start a jerk off company, a lawn care business, and be a weed middle man with that amount of money. You'll have to walk around and ask your neighbors if they want to buy weed or have their lawn mowed until you can save enough for a vehicle.
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                  • The Porn Nerd
                    Living The Dream
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 19786

                    #10
                    Well, since I started with a $750 loan I believe anything is possible. BUT it all comes down to one thing only: how hard are you willing (and able) to work?

                    Mainstream or adult I would choose something online for the flexibility and relative ease of entry/low cost. But if you have skillz then online gabling or fantasy sports may be a way to go.

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                    • Barry-xlovecam
                      It's 42
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 18083

                      #11
                      A service business doing something you can sell immediately. Graphic artist, coding or some other service that you are already competent at. With only $2K or $3K capitalization don't quit your day job ...

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                      • bronco67
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 29032

                        #12
                        I'm sure whatever business someone tells you to start will be the most successful endeavor ever undertaken by a human being.

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                        • xXXtesy10
                          Fakecoin Investor
                          • Jul 2012
                          • 7127

                          #13
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                          • Struggle4Bucks
                            Sieg Hi!
                            • May 2011
                            • 3615

                            #14
                            Originally posted by 420
                            I think you can start a jerk off company


                            Half troll half amazing!

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                            • ilnjscb
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 8972

                              #15
                              not sure if serious - want to know really? buy a van for 1k. clean the shit out of it. find a place to hire illegals for cash $8/hr. get a bus license. put out every free ad as a mover. refresh every friday and every 29th. in ad, say "hiring a mover? are you sure they're licensed? be secure with Broke Nucka Movers" do most of the talking while illegal does most of moving. ask for reviews. apply to u-haul. get insured. get bonded. raise rates.

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                              • SilentKnight
                                Megan Fox's fluffer
                                • Oct 2005
                                • 24818

                                #16
                                Originally posted by iguess
                                If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??


                                The possibilities are endless.

                                Oh, wait.

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                                • Joshua G
                                  dumb libs love censorship
                                  • Jul 2008
                                  • 8198

                                  #17
                                  i would learn to code & create an app to help sports gamblers calculate the ROI on their wagers. the math is tricky when you get into baseball & multiple play wagers. sell it for 2 bucks, make up some bullshit that billy walters uses it, & shazam. cash gusher.

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                                  • Dmitry
                                    Cam and Fan sites
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 529

                                    #18
                                    You would be unable to make business with such budget, but you can pass first step of your future business. I would start with something about marketing and making traffic. Create a whitelabel webcam website - it will cost you almost nothing but you can understand how it works, find benefits, figure out how to get traffic and probably you would get some great idea how to do that. The same time you would get tools to see how efficient is your work.

                                    Try to avoid spending money. Only do it when there is no choice.

                                    Originally posted by iguess
                                    If you had $2-$3k what type of business would you open??
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                                    • CurrentlySober
                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 38941

                                      #19
                                      Red or Black?

                                      Red FTW!


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                                      • pimpmaster9000
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Dec 2011
                                        • 26732

                                        #20
                                        an ex model of mine started a biz with 500$ she got a 2nd hand sewing machine and some cloth and started to make barbie doll fashion...she would make mini versions of versace-s newest collections for example and sell them online...some of the pieces she makes go for 100$...she makes like 2-3K/month with this shit...

                                        get a 3d printer...print shit for people...something a guy would give a girl some complex 3d heart mesh kinda thing...or make a 3d print that is a mold for something and then make carbon fiber...I used to make small carbon fiber aftermarket parts for fun...its easier than you think, if you like making stuff with your hands it will be no work at all

                                        make hot sauce...this is my next project...the whole production and assembly line will cost me no more than 10K...you can start with 2K no problem...grow some ultra hot peppers and mix them in with regular cheap peppers ect...

                                        that guy that sends gummy bear dicks by mail made a killing...

                                        be creative, do not listen to the naysayers they are just poor in ideas
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                                        • Harmon
                                          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                          • Mar 2004
                                          • 20012

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                          cleaning biz
                                          As much as I hate to admit it, this is probably the best idea in this thread. You are providing a service that people need with decently low startup costs and you would most likely have enough to buy advertising magnets for your car or truck (if you have one) and even have a budget to advertise locally.

                                          I think the cleaning business is a great idea.
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                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Dec 2004
                                            • 94727

                                            #22
                                            Invest in facebook likes ...

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                                            • Harmon
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                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 20012

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                              Invest in facebook likes ...
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                                              • LouiseLloyd
                                                SO FUCKING SCAMMED
                                                • Mar 2010
                                                • 1429

                                                #24
                                                Drop shipping cost nothing, with basic design and development knowledge there's very little setup costs apart from hosting if you've not already got it, so with that in mind I would either invest the money in employing someone to help list products or use the money on adwords to generate some instant sales and profit.

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                                                • djroof
                                                  JuicyDevils.gr Owner
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 25504

                                                  #25
                                                  live cams has the $$$

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                                                  • Mediamix
                                                    Dutch Webmaster!
                                                    • Sep 2013
                                                    • 3228

                                                    #26
                                                    Become a prostitute and ask on GFY if anyone wants to fuck you...
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                                                    • blackmonsters
                                                      Making PHP work
                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                      • 20961

                                                      #27
                                                      1. Lease a cab
                                                      2. Pest Exterminator (home depot has all supplies)
                                                      3. Cigar Kiosk in mall
                                                      4. Moped delivery(make your own menus/prices, process CC on paypal phone)
                                                      5. Auto Detail Tent, hand wash/wax/tires/interior
                                                      6. Cell phone kiosk
                                                      7. Painted sign maker
                                                      8. House painter
                                                      9. Tree limb cutter (rent cherry picker)

                                                      Number 6 is probably the winner in that bunch.
                                                      Rent/share kiosk and get credit line on stock and that might work.
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                                                      • videobunch
                                                        Largest Content Provider
                                                        • Apr 2008
                                                        • 781

                                                        #28
                                                        Buy 2 guns and go rob a liquor store or some other small store and work your way up to banks.

                                                        More serious, I started my old adult DVD website with about that much way back in the day.
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                                                        • xXXtesy10
                                                          Fakecoin Investor
                                                          • Jul 2012
                                                          • 7127

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by videobunch
                                                          Buy 2 guns and go rob a liquor store or some other small store and work your way up to banks.

                                                          rob your store
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                                                          • Harmon
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                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 20012

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by videobunch
                                                            Buy 2 guns and go rob a liquor store or some other small store and work your way up to banks.
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                                                            • iguess
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2005
                                                              • 691

                                                              #31
                                                              Cool.
                                                              I was more like 8-10k$$
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                                                              • Coup
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                                                                • Apr 2010
                                                                • 9931

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SIK
                                                                with that insane sum of money.. a lemonade stand in front of my house
                                                                Don't listen to this. Set your goals higher:

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                                                                • 420
                                                                  cuck
                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                  • 11571

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks




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                                                                  I think you've come up with a better idea though. I'm keen on this brothel bus business.
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                                                                  • mineistaken
                                                                    See signature :)
                                                                    • Apr 2007
                                                                    • 29656

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Some people are close minded, I mean the ones who says it is too low. It may be too low if you do not put any work hours (then you need much more to hire people off the bat), but if you put work hours yourself - there are plenty of opportunities. As already mentioned in the thread.

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                                                                    • keysync
                                                                      Living the Dream
                                                                      • Sep 2011
                                                                      • 2375

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Service business for sure.
                                                                      There are tons of lazy fucks out there.
                                                                      Mechanic, Cleaning, Lawn mowing, pool cleaning, etc etc.
                                                                      The key is multiple streams of income.
                                                                      Do as much different shit as you can.


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                                                                      • Dmitry
                                                                        Cam and Fan sites
                                                                        • May 2003
                                                                        • 529

                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • Ribbet Hog
                                                                          Access.
                                                                          • Jan 2015
                                                                          • 1162

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Id buy a bunch of lotto tickets and make more then onnly 3k what ever i started with.. eh then id buy more tickets tell i had a million bucks then bet it all at the track and win a free hot dog heh..

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