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  • Clay
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2001
    • 735
    #1

    HELP! I need a cover website FAST. Family is visiting and they want to see what I do

    I'm so fucked. My family is visiting me and my sister is out of work. They want to see what I do tonight. I told them I do web design and work on an intranet for a company. Making shit up as I go.

    Is there any mainstream website where I can log into to make it look like I work there?
    I'll pay any fee to join anything so it can look like I work on it.

    My family isn't technical but I want to show something believable.
    I'm so fucked help!!!
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    • Sly
      Let's do some business!
      • Sep 2004
      • 31376
      #2
      Tell them you mostly do consulting and are not allowed to share with others final product.
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        • j3rkules
          VIP
          • Jul 2013
          • 22111
          #3
          How old are you?

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            • dyna mo
              just a fucking jerk
              • Dec 2008
              • 68184
              #4
              how long have you known about this visit? you're waiting until just hours before they arrive to ask gfyers.

              don't get me wrong, i love this thread already.

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                • aka123
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 4450
                  #5
                  Show your porn site and say that you designed it for your customer. Or some of those.

                  Or why to show anything; just tell what you do. "Blaadi blaa.. good interface, user friendly, conversion.. blaa..blaa. Just don't tell that it is user friendly porn site with good interface.

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                    • Clay
                      Confirmed User
                      • Dec 2001
                      • 735
                      #6
                      Lol I'm 32. My main site is a gay hookup site with dicks and cumshots everywhere lol
                      Doesn't really matter how old I am I don't want family seeing it.

                      They never asked too SEE it in the past so was always able to give a blowoff answer but now they want to SEE it. Just sprang it on me

                      Ilol pay anything to join anything as a front to show them something believable

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                        • 420
                          cuck
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11571
                          #7
                          lol



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                            • candyflip
                              Carpe Visio
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 43069
                              #8
                              You're on Online Project Manager

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                                • aka123
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jul 2014
                                  • 4450
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Clay
                                  Lol I'm 32. My main site is a gay hookup site with dicks and cumshots everywhere lol
                                  Doesn't really matter how old I am I don't want family seeing it.

                                  They never asked too SEE it in the past so was always able to give a blowoff answer but now they want to SEE it. Just sprang it on me

                                  Ilol pay anything to join anything as a front to show them something believable
                                  Do you need cover-up girlfriend too? LOL

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                                    • PAR
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2005
                                      • 1835
                                      #10
                                      Go to random mainstream website download a copy of the site, toss it into a few tools that you use and call it your current project... Or just tell them you work in adult...

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                                        • sonofsam
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 18641
                                          #11
                                          Copy a site

                                          Change the information and add yourself as director on the "about us" page

                                          Host it on your own server

                                          buy a domain for it

                                          when they leave, take it down
                                          I like turtles.

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                                            • L-Pink
                                              working on my tan
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 39151
                                              #12
                                              Put some Sudafed, battery acid, drain cleaner, lantern fuel and antifreeze on the corner of your kitchen counter.

                                              When questioned just laugh and say "Kidding, I make gay porn" They'll pat you on the back and take you out to dinner.

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                                                • Clay
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 735
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Sly
                                                  Tell them you mostly do consulting and are not allowed to share with others final product.
                                                  That's a good one. I can tell them I'm a contractor for my main client an energy company and not allowed to show it because the company will see I logged in when I was supposed to be away and didn't do any work and question me.
                                                  Good one thanks

                                                  And I have some small shit ones mainstream personals I can show as small stuff

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                                                    • MrGusMuller
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2010
                                                      • 1262
                                                      #14
                                                      My main site is a gay hookup site with dicks and cumshots everywhere lol
                                                      Whats the problem with it?
                                                      1. gay hookup site?
                                                      2. cumshots (without females)?
                                                      3. you might be gay and they don't know?
                                                      4. Anything else...




                                                      I don't have anything in english...
                                                      Say that u own a hosting company lolz and give them some url/page to see... dunno
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                                                        • Slappin Fish
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                                                          • Jul 2007
                                                          • 2512
                                                          #15
                                                          Just open some html/php files inside Notepad++, six or seven tabs, then say you are working on that intranet.

                                                          It will look impossibly complicated to them.

                                                          Take the files from something like the latest wordpress

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                                                            • Clay
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                              • 735
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by MrGusMuller
                                                              Whats the problem with it?
                                                              1. gay hookup site?
                                                              2. cumshots (without females)?
                                                              3. you might be gay and they don't know?
                                                              4. Anything else...




                                                              I don't have anything in english...
                                                              Say that u own a hosting company lolz and give them some url/page to see... dunno



                                                              No they know im gay I dont care, they met my boyfriend and I live in the gay hood. I just do t want then to know I work in porn

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                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 39151
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Slappin Fish
                                                                  Just open some html/php files inside Notepad++, six or seven tabs then say you are working on that intranet. It will look impossibly complicated to them. You can take the files from something like the latest wordpress
                                                                  There you go perfect, plus it will look impossible for your unemployed sister to hint at help getting her a job.

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                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 122992
                                                                      #18
                                                                      hwhehehhehe

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                                                                        • Clay
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                          • 735
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Slappin Fish
                                                                          Just open some html/php files inside Notepad++, six or seven tabs, then say you are working on that intranet.

                                                                          It will look impossibly complicated to them.

                                                                          Take the files from something like the latest wordpress
                                                                          Yup exactly what I'm planning to do thank you
                                                                          But I was hoping to have something I could show of the front end but this'll have to do

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                                                                            • MrGusMuller
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Oct 2010
                                                                              • 1262
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by Clay
                                                                              No they know im gay I dont care, they met my boyfriend and I live in the gay hood. I just do t want then to know I work in porn


                                                                              Can't help you out

                                                                              I can lunch a vps at DigitalOcean give u access to it...
                                                                              u can put some shits running on the screen and u say that u manage a server for some company ....



                                                                              when they start to ask to may questions can say to them "are we here to have fun or talk about work? i'm no drug or arm dealer!"
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                                                                                • Clay
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                  • 735
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                  You're on Online Project Manager

                                                                                  https://basecamp.com/
                                                                                  Fucking brilliant thank you

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                                                                                    • Acepimp
                                                                                      All Facts Matter
                                                                                      • Jan 2012
                                                                                      • 20309
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I have some tech review blogs that I basically abandoned. I could set a a wordpress user account for you. maybe post a few new product reviews?
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                                                                                        • Clay
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                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                          • 735
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          [QUOTE=MrGusMuller;20442868]

                                                                                          Can't help you out

                                                                                          I can give u access to a server...
                                                                                          u can put some shits running on the screen and u say that u manage a server for some company ....



                                                                                          /QUOTE]

                                                                                          Lollz that's exactly what I want. Just confuse the shit out of them and Theyll never ask again.

                                                                                          Is there a free c++ or vb compiler and vb program I can download to show that? And I can be looking like "look I'm adding a button to this interface. Or something

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                                                                                            • sandman!
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                                                                                              • Mar 2001
                                                                                              • 15431
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • Clay
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 735
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Acepimp
                                                                                                  I have some tech review blogs that I basically abandoned. I could set a a wordpress user account for you. maybe post a few new product reviews?
                                                                                                  Yes! Perfect. I'm good witheordpress how do i contact you? I'll paupalyou for this. And only use it for 5 minutes. I won't touch anything just show them to confuse them

                                                                                                  Grrr on my phone and keeps autocorrecting

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                                                                                                    • mikesouth
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                      • 6334
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      post a photo of your sister I might have work for her
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                                                                                                      It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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                                                                                                        • Clay
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                          • 735
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by sandman!
                                                                                                          I know right FML

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                                                                                                            • Acepimp
                                                                                                              All Facts Matter
                                                                                                              • Jan 2012
                                                                                                              • 20309
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Clay
                                                                                                              Yes! Perfect. I'm good witheordpress how do i contact you? I'll paupalyou for this. And only use it for 5 minutes. I won't touch anything just show them to confuse them

                                                                                                              Grrr on my phone and keeps autocorrecting
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                                                                                                                • Clay
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                                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                  • 735
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Acepimp
                                                                                                                  shoot me an email
                                                                                                                  [email protected]
                                                                                                                  Sent. You rock. I'll PayPal you after

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                                                                                                                    • C H R I S
                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2005
                                                                                                                      • 10842
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Just show them Facebook - tell them you'll be sitting pretty when you cash in your options.
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                                                                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                          • 94727
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I showed them GFY and now they think I work on a funky online newspaper ...

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                                                                                                                            • brassmonkey
                                                                                                                              Pay It Forward
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                              • 77396
                                                                                                                              #32
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                                                                                                                                • AMDWarrior
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 1488
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Clay
                                                                                                                                  No they know im gay I dont care, they met my boyfriend and I live in the gay hood. I just do t want then to know I work in porn

                                                                                                                                  Pretty sad when you have to lie to your family.. be a fucking man.

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                                                                                                                                    • Robin
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2012
                                                                                                                                      • 261
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Told and showed my parents what I do for a living once. They never asked me after how's work or what's new with my job. One time was enough :D.
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                                                                                                                                        • ManPuppy
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                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2011
                                                                                                                                          • 407
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          You do understand that they're asking to see your work either because they already suspect what you really do or someone told them, right? Just tell the truth. "Look, I haven't already sent you the link to my website because it's a gay dating site, and people post adult images of themselves on it. Although it's really popular in the community and provides a nice income for me, I figured it would make you uncomfortable to browse through." You'll feel so much better if you're honest.
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                                                                                                                                            • blackmonsters
                                                                                                                                              Making PHP work
                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 20961
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              just install ubuntu on your PC and open the terminal and run command line bullshit
                                                                                                                                              and tell then you are setting up a web server for a client.

                                                                                                                                              Run "sudo apt-get update" and then "sudo apt-get upgrade"
                                                                                                                                              that will blow them away.

                                                                                                                                              if that's not enough then just keep doing "yum installs" that are already installed.


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                                                                                                                                                • cool1g
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                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 976
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  just download some free wordpress themes and have them open for editing
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                                                                                                                                                    • dyna mo
                                                                                                                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                                                                                                      • 68184
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      i had a feeling this thread would be chocked full of much killarity!

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                                                                                                                                                        • epitome
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Lame
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                                                                                                                          • 12156
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Download a trial copy of Sublime Text and fill a few tabs with a ton of code (grab off pastebin). Maximize it and leave it on your screen. When asked, start explaining the code to them. Make shit up as you go along. They'll lose interest within 15 seconds.

                                                                                                                                                          If they still ask what it looks like on a computer, make them feel dumb by saying "it is the code that runs the backend, there is nothing to 'see.'" Be sure to mock them. They'll feel really dumb and give up.

                                                                                                                                                          Make it sound complicated and make them feel dumb.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Clay
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 735
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by AMDWarrior
                                                                                                                                                              Pretty sad when you have to lie to your family.. be a fucking man.
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by mikesouth
                                                                                                                                                              post a photo of your sister I might have work for her
                                                                                                                                                              Mikesouths comment is the reason why i dont want my family to know I work in porn, cuz of the jaded industry people who say shit like that.

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                                                                                                                                                                • mikesouth
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                                                                                  • 6334
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  I said it because yer a fucking pussy...we have enough apologists in this fucking business...grow some fucking balls and man up or get the fuck out...
                                                                                                                                                                  Mike South

                                                                                                                                                                  It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Clay
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 735
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by epitome
                                                                                                                                                                      Download a trial copy of Sublime Text and fill a few tabs with a ton of code (grab off pastebin). Maximize it and leave it on your screen. When asked, start explaining the code to them. Make shit up as you go along. They'll lose interest within 15 seconds.

                                                                                                                                                                      If they still ask what it looks like on a computer, make them feel dumb by saying "it is the code that runs the backend, there is nothing to 'see.'" Be sure to mock them. They'll feel really dumb and give up.

                                                                                                                                                                      Make it sound complicated and make them feel dumb.
                                                                                                                                                                      Done. fucking brilliant. I just downloaded it and put in a ton of c++ code that looks so confusing lol. theyre coming back in 45 minutes and i have this and the other persons blog backend loaded up.
                                                                                                                                                                      killer idea. exactly what i needed thank you

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Clay
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 735
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          nevermind. dumb

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Nicky
                                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                                              • 30071
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Well this thread delivers

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Diomed
                                                                                                                                                                                  Converting like it's 1999
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6167
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MrGusMuller


                                                                                                                                                                                  Can't help you out

                                                                                                                                                                                  I can lunch a vps at DigitalOcean give u access to it...
                                                                                                                                                                                  u can put some shits running on the screen and u say that u manage a server for some company ....



                                                                                                                                                                                  when they start to ask to may questions can say to them "are we here to have fun or talk about work? i'm no drug or arm dealer!"
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • MiamiBoyz
                                                                                                                                                                                      fgfdftre6
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2012
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 6690
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Tell them that you work for

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                                                                                                                                                                                      Once they see that I am sure they will STFU!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • arock10
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 6217
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          I mumbled something about landing pages to the last person who asked me what I did and now they think I do something involving flying planes
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • American Psycho
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 3068
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              What a degenerate Sinner
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • spooks69
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Clay, As someone who has to regularly make up the same type of cover story...I applaud you. how'd it go?

                                                                                                                                                                                                  For future reference, I usually babble nonsense about Wordpress Backends, and Non-disclosure agreements....

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Due
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2001
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                                                                                                                                                      just install ubuntu on your PC and open the terminal and run command line bullshit
                                                                                                                                                                                                      and tell then you are setting up a web server for a client.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      Run "sudo apt-get update" and then "sudo apt-get upgrade"
                                                                                                                                                                                                      that will blow them away.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      if that's not enough then just keep doing "yum installs" that are already installed.


                                                                                                                                                                                                      Hookup your TV as the output screen( preferred via wifi ), do the above and tell them you work on some TV streaming technology
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