I just literally prevented a mass murder/shooting

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  • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
    Trump!
    • Feb 2011
    • 6442
    #1

    I just literally prevented a mass murder/shooting

    Was sitting outside and ordered my steak well done with a jack and coke as usual...after about 10 minutes I see a little gook being yelled at by the boss and the gook heads to his car...

    I walk over to him and ask him if every thing's alright and he says fuck off! The gook pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun - I grab his wrists and he had this look in his face that I can NOT describe but he's like 5'4 140 lbs and I'm 5'11 220 so I over power him, smoke him hard and the proper authorities are called.

    I literally saved and prevented a mass shooting and murder. I am a fucking super hero AND I was DRUNK when I did it. I literally feel like a BOSS!
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    • Mediamix
      Dutch Webmaster!
      • Sep 2013
      • 3228
      #2
      You're not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve...
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        • RummyBoy
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2009
          • 2157
          #3
          You're not the hero we should have, you're the hero we could have had...

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            • kane
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Aug 2001
              • 20684
              #4
              Clearly a hero would never order a steak well done.

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                • MiamiBoyz
                  fgfdftre6
                  • Oct 2012
                  • 6688
                  #5
                  Only a tacky soulless cunt would ruin a steak by ordering it well done.

                  Oh and bondage play with an asian half your size makes you a racist bully.

                  But glad your self esteem is at an all time high!

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                    • AllAboutCams
                      Femcams.com
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 12234
                      #6
                      So you think its ok calling someone a gook?
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                        • Ribbet Hog
                          Access.
                          • Jan 2015
                          • 1162
                          #7
                          save money on the steak and send it to me pay pal for olympics..'

                          FLY ME TO THE OLYMPICS
                          FLY ME TO THE OLYMPICS

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                            • ErectMedia
                              Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 7100
                              #8
                              Originally posted by kane
                              Clearly a hero would never order a steak well done.
                              Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                              Only a tacky soulless cunt would ruin a steak by ordering it well done.
                              I hear this a lot as I'm guilty of that as well.

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                                • SBJ
                                  So Fucking Fabulous
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 11377
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by kane
                                  Clearly a hero would never order a steak well done.
                                  yup RARE is the best but.. Cool story BRO!

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                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Dec 2004
                                      • 94189
                                      #10
                                      You should be buried alive with military honors ...

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                                        • bushwacker
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 2817
                                          #11
                                          He should have shot you for ordering your steak well done.

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                                            • bronco67
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 29026
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by JohnnyClips
                                              Was sitting outside and ordered my steak well done with a jack and coke as usual...after about 10 minutes I see a little gook being yelled at by the boss and the gook heads to his car...

                                              I walk over to him and ask him if every thing's alright and he says fuck off! The gook pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun - I grab his wrists and he had this look in his face that I can NOT describe but he's like 5'4 140 lbs and I'm 5'11 220 so I over power him, smoke him hard and the proper authorities are called.

                                              I literally saved and prevented a mass shooting and murder. I am a fucking super hero AND I was DRUNK when I did it. I literally feel like a BOSS!
                                              Your story almost worked, except we all know that a real man eats his steak rare.

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                                                • 420
                                                  cuck
                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                  • 11571
                                                  #13
                                                  pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun
                                                  engine is good for gun storage?
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                                                    • DBS.US
                                                      Geo Cities
                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                      • 11842
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by JohnnyClips
                                                      The gook pops the hood on his car and grabs a shot gun
                                                      Shotgun
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                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                          • 24812
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by 420
                                                          engine is good for gun storage?
                                                          Don't let those pesky details get in the way of a good yarn.

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                                                            • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                              Trump!
                                                              • Feb 2011
                                                              • 6442
                                                              #16
                                                              You just got pranked!

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                                                                • bronco67
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 29026
                                                                  #17
                                                                  That's ok, it would be more impressive if you figuratively prevented a mass shooting.

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