420, possibly the biggest asshat to ever post on GFY - GoFuckYourself.com

Harmon · 04-02-2015, 10:23 AM

https://gfy.com/members/420/

He thinks Sabby is real and likes him.

Will somebody please explain Sabby to him?

TheSquealer · 04-02-2015, 10:26 AM

Sabby is real and for several years now, she has had what is clearly a substance abuse problem

420 · 04-02-2015, 10:28 AM

oh wow, I'm popular with the cool kids.

ps. I think theking likes me but sabby is just sabby.

Harmon · 04-02-2015, 10:44 AM

Look at this moron's post history. Seriously?

blackmonsters · 04-02-2015, 10:51 AM

420 · 04-02-2015, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon

Look at this moron's post history. Seriously?

Don't you like jokes? Here's one for you: I once saw a guy on here claiming to make 50 sales a day in a small niche. Then, he later proved he was serious about that by becoming a sig whore like brassmonkey. Self employed sig whores are obviously more baller than others.

j3rkules · 04-02-2015, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

blackmonsters · 04-02-2015, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by celebsnudehd

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 11:19 AM

congrats?

420 · 04-02-2015, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

congrats?

Thanks?

Magnetron · 04-02-2015, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

Don't you like jokes? Here's one for you: I once saw a guy on here claiming to make 50 sales a day in a small niche. Then, he later proved he was serious about that by becoming a sig whore like brassmonkey. Self employed sig whores are obviously more baller than others.

You wish you could sell 50 auto insurance policies a day with just a GFY sig.

420 · 04-02-2015, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Magnetron

You wish you could sell 50 auto insurance policies a day with just a GFY sig.

If only I was as wise and powerful as harmon. The funny thing is I respected the guy and I don't even know what he's going on about. It's just a lot of fun to provoke him when he's being a dick. Obviously I post what I post for a reason.

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 12:09 PM

420 is aiiiiight in my books

And got jokes too

The only thing I would change - his user name.

Magnetron · 04-02-2015, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

420 is aiiiiight in my books

And got jokes too

The only thing I would change - his user name.

I would consider buying Tupperware if advertised in 420's GFY sig.

420 · 04-02-2015, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Magnetron

I would consider buying Tupperware if advertised in 420's GFY sig.

I'm telling you pampered chef is where it's at.

@mineis what would you change the nick to?

O MARINA · 04-02-2015, 12:20 PM

420 Street cred +++++++

420 Positive rep.

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

@mineis what would you change the nick to?

Pretty much anything would be better

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

420 Street cred +++++++

420 Positive rep.

Street cred on GFY is being distributed by Mr. B. Snitching

420 · 04-02-2015, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

420 Street cred +++++++

420 Positive rep.

<3

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Pretty much anything would be better

I like being different. I don't think many people have a nick that's only numbers. Would you like it better if I made it 421 instead?

mineistaken · 04-02-2015, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Would you like it better if I made it 421 instead?

Yeah, any number

seeandsee · 04-02-2015, 12:31 PM

I like Sabby ass

420 · 04-02-2015, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Yeah, any number

I've always had the same nick though.

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

I like Sabby ass

That's not sabby's ass you see in this thread.

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I'm telling you pampered chef is where it's at.

@mineis what would you change the nick to?

got a ton of that shit in the kitchen. neighbor does quite a few pampered chef get-togethers. quality stuff except for the ceramic baking tray, i had 3 of those crack from oven heat.

420 · 04-02-2015, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

got a ton of that shit in the kitchen. neighbor does quite a few pampered chef get-togethers. quality stuff except for the ceramic baking tray, i had 3 of those crack from oven heat.

My mother in law always gives me that stuff as gifts. She does the parties herself sometimes and probably gives me the free shit she gets for hosting.

I'm making that up. We haven't even heard of it here http://pamperedchef.in

edit: references
1. https://gfy.com/20437366-post10.html

The Porn Nerd · 04-02-2015, 12:57 PM

OK 4 things:

1. The thread title is misleading. I can think of half a dozen posters who qualify for the "biggest asshat to ever post on GFY". 420 is not even in the Top Fifty.

2. 420 is a GREAT nick for anyone who likes, understands or promotes the use of marijuana.

3. I can only remember two things at once....

4. ...oh wait, I remember! Got any marijuana?

Magnetron · 04-02-2015, 01:00 PM

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dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

My mother in law always gives me that stuff as gifts. She does the parties herself sometimes and probably gives me the free shit she gets for hosting.

I'm making that up. We haven't even heard of it here http://pamperedchef.in

edit: references
1. https://gfy.com/20437366-post10.html

that edit was much needed.

i was wondering what happened in the middle of your post there.

CaptainHowdy · 04-02-2015, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-02-2015, 01:09 PM

I find this thread incredibly disturbing. That's all.

420 · 04-02-2015, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I find this thread incredibly disturbing. That's all.

Aw you suck.

e: are you just talking about the old people?

The Porn Nerd · 04-02-2015, 01:35 PM

</////////////////>~~~

Everyone chillax yo.

(I would've posted this at 4:20 pm but I was rolling a fattie. Bubba Kush mixed with some Silver Haze. POW!)

420 · 04-02-2015, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

</////////////////>~~~

Everyone chillax yo.

(I would've posted this at 4:20 pm but I was rolling a fattie. Bubba Kush mixed with some Silver Haze. POW!)

We're just goofing off here, no worries. It must have been really fat since it took you 15 minutes to smoke.

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 01:45 PM

i just ordered one of these last nite

wit the potency of weed these day, a fattie knocks my dick in the dirt. a couple one hits and i'm fine. i've even been wondering if top shelf weed is overkill. 30% thc for $350/oz vs 15%thc for $120.

420 · 04-02-2015, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i just ordered one of these last nite

wit the potency of weed these day, a fattie knocks my dick in the dirt. a couple one hits and i'm fine. i've even been wondering if top shelf weed is overkill. 30% thc for $350/oz vs 15%thc for $120.

If that's true you would have to take 4 hits instead of 2. You could buy two oz for $240 and you'd be saving almost a third on your weed budget. The only downside is the mid stuff doesn't taste very good when you've been hitting the good.

e: I totally missed the video. I have a few cheap ceramic and metal bats but that one looks sweet.

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 02:02 PM

fuck! i just discovered my pc butcher knife i paid out the ass for <1 year ago has a crack in the fucking handle!

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

If that's true you would have to take 4 hits instead of 2. You could buy two oz for $240 and you'd be saving almost a third on your weed budget. The only downside is the mid stuff doesn't taste very good when you've been hitting the good.

e: I totally missed the video. I have a few cheap ceramic and metal bats but that one looks sweet.

the taste is a big difference. I'm wondering if 30% isn't overkill for how i smoke. i might take a gander at what's on the lower shelves and see if anything catches my eye. no sense in paying for wasted thc. get it wasted. n/m

The Porn Nerd · 04-02-2015, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

We're just goofing off here, no worries. It must have been really fat since it took you 15 minutes to smoke.

Goofing off? On a work day? Tsk tsk.
No man, it took me 15 minutes to roll it. It's for after work hours, a pre-Good Friday, if you will. If I smoked and worked I would be even more derp-d-derp than I usually am. :D

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

the taste is a big difference. I'm wondering if 30% isn't overkill for how i smoke. i might take a gander at what's on the lower shelves and see if anything catches my eye. no sense in paying for wasted thc. get it wasted. n/m

A good rule of thumb is to start with the lowest/cheapest then work on up til you find the right amount that works for you. It's kind of like wine. Snobs rave about $200 bottles of Bordeaux when sometimes a $10 bottle of Merlot is more to your liking (and more enjoyable).

Of course, I wish I was there A-B testing it with you.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-02-2015, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Aw you suck.

e: are you just talking about the old people?

No...I scrolled past them quickly.

I just find the the initial post disturbing for reasons I can not say publicly! (and for once that doesn't mean I want you to message me

)

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Goofing off? On a work day? Tsk tsk.
No man, it took me 15 minutes to roll it. It's for after work hours, a pre-Good Friday, if you will. If I smoked and worked I would be even more derp-d-derp than I usually am. :D

A good rule of thumb is to start with the lowest/cheapest then work on up til you find the right amount that works for you. It's kind of like wine. Snobs rave about $200 bottles of Bordeaux when sometimes a $10 bottle of Merlot is more to your liking (and more enjoyable).

Of course, I wish I was there A-B testing it with you.

i kinda went the opposite, i guess. starting on the top shelf and stopping there!

i have smoked a lot of shitty weed at one time or another over the years but it's been awhile. got spoiled in cali. but yeah, weed snobs, as if!

420 · 04-02-2015, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Goofing off? On a work day? Tsk tsk.
No man, it took me 15 minutes to roll it. It's for after work hours, a pre-Good Friday, if you will. If I smoked and worked I would be even more derp-d-derp than I usually am. :D

Such a responsible porn nerd.

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

No...I scrolled past them quickly.

I just find the the initial post disturbing for reasons I can not say publicly! (and for once that doesn't mean I want you to message me

)

Okay, you don't suck. You're good with me as long as you're not asking me for privates. ;x

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i kinda went the opposite, i guess. starting on the top shelf and stopping there!

i have smoked a lot of shitty weed at one time or another over the years but it's been awhile. got spoiled in cali. but yeah, weed snobs, as if!

I used to smoke the shitty brick weed. I was fine with it; I like blunts. Now it's almost impossible to get around here.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-02-2015, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Okay, you don't suck. You're good with me as long as you're not asking me for privates. ;x

I gave that up for lent.

NatalieK · 04-02-2015, 05:35 PM

oh. . . . . . .

420 · 04-02-2015, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I gave that up for lent.

muah

Wait... isn't that over soon? Does the resolution (whatever it's called) last until next lent?

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

oh. . . . . . .

Don't worry nat. I think you're real too.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-02-2015, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

muah

Wait... isn't that over soon? Does the resolution (whatever it's called) last until next lent?

It ends today.

Tomorrow you might get lucky again.

420 · 04-02-2015, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

It ends today.

Tomorrow you might get lucky again.

I'm up all night to get lucky. Then it would be really good friday. I'm just kidding, my wife is going to deprive me of sex for flirting with you.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-02-2015, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I'm up all night to get lucky. Then it would be really good friday. I'm just kidding, my wife is going to deprive me of sex for flirting with you.

Wellllllll - I might be available if you find yourself in a predicament.

The low low price of $5 a minute!

It's a bargain, only $3 more per minute than usual.

420 · 04-02-2015, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Wellllllll - I might be available if you find yourself in a predicament.

The low low price of $5 a minute!

It's a bargain, only $3 more per minute than usual.

You should charge more than that. I only need one minute.

e: I can get a hooker for $120 an hour.

e2: I knew you and sabby liked me.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-02-2015, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

You should charge more than that. I only need one minute.

This is why we have a 10 minute minimum. Momma didn't raise no fool.

420 · 04-02-2015, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

This is why we have a 10 minute minimum. Momma didn't raise no fool.

What's the number? You promise I'll be talking to you and not your momma?

420 · 04-02-2015, 06:41 PM

Wait, don't answer that. I forgot there was a chance I'd still get wife sex if I shut up.

04-02-2015, 10:23 AM	#1
Harmon ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 20,010	420, possibly the biggest asshat to ever post on GFY https://gfy.com/members/420/ He thinks Sabby is real and likes him. Will somebody please explain Sabby to him? __________________ [email protected]

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04-02-2015, 12:57 PM	#25
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,631	OK 4 things: 1. The thread title is misleading. I can think of half a dozen posters who qualify for the "biggest asshat to ever post on GFY". 420 is not even in the Top Fifty. 2. 420 is a GREAT nick for anyone who likes, understands or promotes the use of marijuana. 3. I can only remember two things at once.... 4. ...oh wait, I remember! Got any marijuana? __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

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MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,976	I find this thread incredibly disturbing. That's all.

04-02-2015, 01:35 PM	#31
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,631	</////////////////>~~~ Everyone chillax yo. (I would've posted this at 4:20 pm but I was rolling a fattie. Bubba Kush mixed with some Silver Haze. POW!) __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,814	i just ordered one of these last nite wit the potency of weed these day, a fattie knocks my dick in the dirt. a couple one hits and i'm fine. i've even been wondering if top shelf weed is overkill. 30% thc for $350/oz vs 15%thc for $120.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 65,814	fuck! i just discovered my pc butcher knife i paid out the ass for <1 year ago has a crack in the fucking handle!

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