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  • Scott McD
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    • Nov 2002
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    #1

    The Roast Of Justin Bieber

    Watched it last night. Thought some of it was hilarious actually !!



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  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
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    #2
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    • Wendy-Etology
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      #3
      im so mad i missed it!

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      • dyna mo
        just a fucking jerk
        • Dec 2008
        • 68184

        #4
        i guess they ran out of talented people to roast. insulting bieber is like shooting fish in a barrel. there's nothing NOT to insult him about. and it's pretty sad when non-comedians on the dais demand jokes be edited out of the broadcast and comedy central kowtows to them.

        disappoint.

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        • 2MuchMark
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          • Aug 2004
          • 50979

          #5
          I watched it but found it pretty boring.... Why the hell was Martha Stewart on the show? Snoop Dogg is not funny either.

          The best "Roast" I saw was of William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.

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          • Scott McD
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            • Nov 2002
            • 67798

            #6
            Originally posted by MarkPrince
            The best "Roast" I saw was of William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.
            Would love to see The Hoff roast !!


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            • innproductions
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              • Dec 2014
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              #7
              Ive heard excerpts and it sounds like it was a really good roast

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              • dyna mo
                just a fucking jerk
                • Dec 2008
                • 68184

                #8
                RIP Greg Giraldo.

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                • TampaToker
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                  • May 2006
                  • 5828

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarkPrince
                  I watched it but found it pretty boring.... Why the hell was Martha Stewart on the show? Snoop Dogg is not funny either.

                  The best "Roast" I saw was of William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.
                  Pretty boring? That was one of the best ones they have done
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                  • yuu.design
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                    • Mar 2006
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                    #10
                    i saw this show for first time last week and i addicted to them now :P
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                    • L-Pink
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                      • Mar 2005
                      • 39151

                      #11
                      I thought it was pretty good. Nice turning point for the "kid" as well.

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                      • EddyTheDog
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                        • Jan 2011
                        • 25433

                        #12
                        The Pamela Anderson one was great - I will check out the Beiber one...

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                        • kittykatt
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                          #13
                          Best joke was if Anne Frank heard your music she would've ubered to Auschwitz
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                          • epitome
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                            #14
                            Martha Stewart can be pretty funny when she wants, but she was fucking hilarious.

                            (naturally, her jokes were written for her, but she was great at delivering them in character)

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                            • dyna mo
                              just a fucking jerk
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 68184

                              #15
                              i did like the paul walker jokes.

                              paul walker must be doing pretty good, he's got a new movie coming out.

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                              • VikingMan
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                                • Jan 2008
                                • 6862

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Wendy-Etology
                                im so mad i missed it!
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                                • VikingMan
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                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 6862

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by kittykatt
                                  Best joke was if Anne Frank heard your music she would've ubered to Auschwitz
                                  LOL yeah that was funny and of course delivered by a jewish guy. Goys cannot get away with jokes like that.

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                                  • VikingMan
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                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 6862

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by dyna mo
                                    RIP Greg Giraldo.
                                    he was always the best roaster

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                                    • Jel
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                                      • Feb 2007
                                      • 6904

                                      #19
                                      saw the sheen, joan rivers, hasselhoff, and pammy ones and they were fucking brilliant - not sure I could get into a justin bieber roast though. Is it just what you could roast any young pop star with? Seems like he hasn't really lived long enough to have some good knife-in-the-ribs material to work with?

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                                      • EddyTheDog
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                                        • Jan 2011
                                        • 25433

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by VikingMan
                                        LOL yeah that was funny and of course delivered by a jewish guy. Goys cannot get away with jokes like that.
                                        That's what I love about being overweight, gay and Jewish - I can insult almost anyone - It's just a shame my father wasn't black...

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                                        • Jel
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                                          • Feb 2007
                                          • 6904

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                          It's just a shame my father wasn't black...
                                          If the rumours are true, he was.

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                                          • sandman!
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                                            • Mar 2001
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                                            #22
                                            it was funny
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                                            • EddyTheDog
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                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 25433

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Jel
                                              If the rumours are true, he was.
                                              I wish - I would have saved thousands on fake tan - Not sure sure about the hair though - I tried a perm back in the '80s - It was hilarious...

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                                              • Jel
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                                                • Feb 2007
                                                • 6904

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                I wish - I would have saved thousands on fake tan - Not sure sure about the hair though - I tried a perm back in the '80s - It was hilarious...
                                                you know you can still be white if your dad is black right? Look at michael jackson

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                                                • SilentKnight
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                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 24818

                                                  #25
                                                  "They say that Bieber was born to a single mom - which explains why he has all the moves. He started in the womb...trying to avoid the coat hangar."

                                                  "Selena Gomez was bangin' Bieber. Proof that Mexicans will do all the dirty jobs that Americans won't do."

                                                  "Justin Bieber has the clit that Bruce Jenner always wished he had."

                                                  "Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."

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                                                  • SilentKnight
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                                                    • Oct 2005
                                                    • 24818

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by VikingMan
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                                                    The full roast is on the Comedy Central website. Watched it earlier.

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                                                    • The Porn Nerd
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                                                      • Jun 2009
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                                                      #27
                                                      Was Whitney Cummings on it?
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                                                      • epitome
                                                        So Fucking Lame
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 12156

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                        Was Whitney Cummings on it?
                                                        I am IN LOVE with that woman and want to marry her.
                                                        She's "network TV" and "too good" for that now. In her eyes.

                                                        Natasha Leggero was the female comic. She had great jokes.

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                                                        • Nicholas FirstMobileCash
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                                                          #29
                                                          It was a great roast, my favs were Jeff Ross and Pete Davidson.

                                                          Ron Burgundy was a nice surprise.
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                                                          • Scott McD
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 67798

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SilentKnight

                                                            "Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."
                                                            Haha!


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                                                            • Spunky
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                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                              • 133986

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                              "They say that Bieber was born to a single mom - which explains why he has all the moves. He started in the womb...trying to avoid the coat hangar."

                                                              "Selena Gomez was bangin' Bieber. Proof that Mexicans will do all the dirty jobs that Americans won't do."

                                                              "Justin Bieber has the clit that Bruce Jenner always wished he had."

                                                              "Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."
                                                              That made me chuckle,I thought the roast wasn't that bad

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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                The full roast is on the Comedy Central website. Watched it earlier.

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                                                                • MaDalton
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                                                                  • Feb 2004
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by kittykatt
                                                                  Best joke was if Anne Frank heard your music she would've ubered to Auschwitz
                                                                  you make that joke on german TV and your career is over
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                                                                  • The Porn Nerd
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                    you make that joke on german TV and your career is over
                                                                    Why? Too soon?
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                                                                    • MaDalton
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                                                      Why? Too soon?
                                                                      about 200 years too soon
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                                                                      • dyna mo
                                                                        just a fucking jerk
                                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                                        • 68184

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                        you make that joke on german TV and your career is over
                                                                        do you think that joke was funny?

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                                                                        • MaDalton
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                          do you think that joke was funny?
                                                                          not the slightest bit
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                                                                          • Jeffne
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                                                                            • Jan 2003
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                            RIP Greg Giraldo.
                                                                            Absolutely the best. One of our sales reps back in 2003 was his sister-in-law. We all had dinner with Greg when he performed at the Tempe Improv. Good guy...RIP

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                                                                            • Jim_Gunn
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                                                                              • Feb 2003
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              I watched it. It had some funny moments. It lacked many of the best roasters from previous Comedy Central Roasts though. I suppose that some are either too big now and declined or otherwise unavailable like Whitney Cummings, Lisa Lampanelli, Gilbert Gottfried and of course the late Greg Giraldo.

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                                                                              • Imortyl Pussycat
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                                you make that joke on german TV and your career is over
                                                                                it was made because Justin was scrutinized in Germany when he said that Anne Frank would have been a fan of his. he got tons of hate from that statement, hence, they roasted him on the show for it

                                                                                i thought it was funny overall but that they could have given him more hell than they did. a few things had me ROFL
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                                                                                • izombie
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  The roast had its moments but they just aren't as good as they used to be, it was definitely better than the James Franco roast that one sucked.
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                                                                                  • georgeyw
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Was more of a blow shit up his ass than a proper roast. Half of the roasters are his mates.
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                                                                                    • 2MuchMark
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                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 50979

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by TampaToker
                                                                                      Pretty boring? That was one of the best ones they have done
                                                                                      Really? I don't know, maybe I was in a weird mood but I hardly laughed.

                                                                                      Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                      The Pamela Anderson one was great - I will check out the Beiber one...
                                                                                      I forgot about that one - yes I thought it was hilarious. Was that the one with Sarah Silverman making fun of Bea ("Maude") Authurs "Flabiddy Floobity" Vagina? If so I fell off the couch laughing so hard at that roast.

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                                                                                      • 2MuchMark
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                                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                                        • 50979

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                        i did like the paul walker jokes.

                                                                                        paul walker must be doing pretty good, he's got a new movie coming out.

                                                                                        Haha thats pretty funny... but I didn't hear this joke. Maybe I was a censored version. I had heard somewhere that the Paul Walker + a few other jokes were edited out. Maybe I saw a PG version of the show.

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                                                                                        • dyna mo
                                                                                          just a fucking jerk
                                                                                          • Dec 2008
                                                                                          • 68184

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                                          Haha thats pretty funny... but I didn't hear this joke. Maybe I was a censored version. I had heard somewhere that the Paul Walker + a few other jokes were edited out. Maybe I saw a PG version of the show.
                                                                                          they were edited out. ludakris got butthurt and pushed comedy central to delete them from the broadcast.

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                                                                                          • ragnar69
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                                                                                            • Jan 2005
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                                                                                            #46
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                                                                                            • Niktamer
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • Tofu
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                That's what I love about being overweight, gay and Jewish - I can insult almost anyone - It's just a shame my father wasn't black...
                                                                                                I know I'm late, but that was hilarious!
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                                                                                                • Niktamer
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                                                                                                  • May 2005
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Tofu
                                                                                                  I know I'm late, but that was hilarious!
                                                                                                  I just trained 1h30 watching this.. and i had to stop so many time cause i was laughing too much.

                                                                                                  even Martha Stewart was great.

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