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sonofsam 04-01-2015 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20436168)
I'd tweak the tilapia :2 cents:

Farmed tilapia might not be as bad as the "worst than bacon" press it got, but it can be pretty bad. At least make sure those frozen bags are from US/Canada I've seen farms in Vietnam exporting to the US and it was disgusting conditions.

relevant username

pimpmaster9000 04-01-2015 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20435995)
My personal trainer gave me a meal plan (No I'm not huge or buff - this isn't a subtle brag thread)

First meal of the day is 1 cup oats + with greek yogurt (only enough to make it soft.. not too much) and 10 eggs (8 egg white + 2 yolks)


then theres 6 more meals that are essentially 8oz chicken breast + 1 cup rice


4500 calories a day


How the hell can I get all that down?

depends really if you are a hard gainer or not...the meal plan he put out makes perfect sense in a general way, but everybody is individual and their caloric needs are different...

a good way of putting down lots of food if you really really need to is to spice it up with something hot...chilly peppers for example or chilly sauce...dry meat is extremely hard to swallow so you may want to consider dipping it in OJ or water and just chug it down like a boss...

heres what I do I buy frozen hake fillets its easy to prepare and I take some kale and put the hake and kale in a blender and some water and lemon juice and drink that shit up like a total boss...works with broccoli too but the kale you can eat raw its less of a pain in the butt :2 cents:

take 5grams of glutamine like 10min before each meal with water it really makes me hungry, opens up the appetite...

Slappin Fish 04-01-2015 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20436176)
relevant username

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

dyna mo 04-01-2015 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20436180)
heres what I do I buy frozen hake fillets its easy to prepare and I take some kale and put the hake and kale in a blender and some water and lemon juice and drink that shit up like a total boss...works with broccoli too but the kale you can eat raw its less of a pain in the butt :2 cents:

do you use the super bassomatic 76?


pimpmaster9000 04-01-2015 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20436196)
do you use the super bassomatic 76?


try any fish fillet, steam it, and blend with raw kale, lemon juice and water...best meal ever...you will feel like a million $...

dyna mo 04-01-2015 11:59 AM

i've made my view re: kale known! it's not unlike 600 grit sandpaper.

and these days i only eat fried fish, fresh and wild. no fish from a farm, there are no micronutrients in them.

Choopa Phil 04-01-2015 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20436168)
I'd tweak the tilapia :2 cents:

Farmed tilapia might not be as bad as the "worst than bacon" press it got, but it can be pretty bad. At least make sure those frozen bags are from US/Canada I've seen farms in Vietnam exporting to the US and it was disgusting conditions.

Although I was not specific on the diet, I don't eat any farmed fish. You can also sub tuna for the tilapia...its not like you're competing. The diet was just to give a rough idea about balance.

If you notice most of my carbs are taken upon waking up immediately and before, during, and after my workouts. Fuel your body for what you are using it for. In his case he needs to lose fat. So I would suggest fasted cardio in the AM followed by a similar diet protocol. Without progress pictures and constant updates its impossible for me to write a diet.

Like I said it took about 6 months to dial in my protocol, so expect the same. Dont get discouraged.

mineistaken 04-01-2015 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20436168)
I'd tweak the tilapia :2 cents:

Farmed tilapia might not be as bad as the "worst than bacon" press it got, but it can be pretty bad. At least make sure those frozen bags are from US/Canada I've seen farms in Vietnam exporting to the US and it was disgusting conditions.

I thought most important was what kind of food (dangerous supplements etc) fish eat, not the conditions they live in for deciding the quality.

xNetworx 04-01-2015 12:12 PM

Stop being a pussy and jump on a cycle.
Test Cyp + Tren + EQ

Your gay ass workout plan and crappy diet isn't going to get you the results you want.

Slappin Fish 04-01-2015 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20436222)
Although I was not specific on the diet, I don't eat any farmed fish. You can also sub tuna for the tilapia...its not like you're competing. The diet was just to give a rough idea about balance.

If you notice most of my carbs are taken upon waking up immediately and before, during, and after my workouts. Fuel your body for what you are using it for. In his case he needs to lose fat. So I would suggest fasted cardio in the AM followed by a similar diet protocol. Without progress pictures and constant updates its impossible for me to write a diet.

Like I said it took about 6 months to dial in my protocol, so expect the same. Dont get discouraged.

Wasn't saying anything about the diet itself, looks very good to me, just warning to look for country of origin if buying frozen tilapia. It's cheap and convenient protein but if it comes from anywhere near Asia it's probably best to put it down altogether.

I think the "don't get discouraged" is for sonofsam, I dieted for boxing 8 years and weight lifted for strength and keeping fit since, never had a problem dieting.

Slappin Fish 04-01-2015 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20436230)
I thought most important was what kind of food (dangerous supplements etc) fish eat, not the conditions they live in for deciding the quality.

By "conditions" I mean they are fed garbage and are farmed in overall poor sanitation conditions.

Choopa Phil 04-01-2015 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20436233)
Wasn't saying anything about the diet itself, looks very good to me, just warning to look for country of origin if buying frozen tilapia. It's cheap and convenient protein but if it comes from anywhere near Asia it's probably best to put it down altogether.

I think the "don't get discouraged" is for sonofsam, I dieted for boxing 8 years and weight lifted for strength and keeping fit since, never had a problem dieting.

Response was half for him half for you :thumbsup

sonofsam 04-01-2015 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 20436232)
Stop being a pussy and jump on a cycle.
Test Cyp + Tren + EQ

Your gay ass workout plan and crappy diet isn't going to get you the results you want.

My goal isn't to compete. I don't have anything against gear, because a ton of my friends are on gear. It's just not for me, or for the goals I'm trying to reach. To each his own :2 cents:

TheSquealer 04-01-2015 12:38 PM

That is a retarded number of calories for 150 lbs unless you have the metabolic rate of a hummingbird or have some thyroid problem.

sonofsam 04-01-2015 12:51 PM

When cooking chicken etc, is it okay to use extra virgin olive oil, or should I be using something else?

420 04-01-2015 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20436292)
When cooking chicken etc, is it okay to use extra virgin olive oil, or should I be using something else?

I think you're supposed to juice it.


CaptainHowdy 04-01-2015 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20436292)
When cooking chicken etc, is it okay to use extra virgin olive oil, or should I be using something else?

Olive oil and some white wine ...

Bryan G 04-01-2015 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20436292)
When cooking chicken etc, is it okay to use extra virgin olive oil, or should I be using something else?

Yes it is good so is coconut oil.

Colmike9 04-01-2015 01:03 PM

Just randomly, but I went from 250 to 180 just by switching to diet pop and water.

Just wondering, though, why do you have a choice of chicken or beef for some meals and some are chicken only? What if you only choose chicken?..

sonofsam 04-01-2015 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 20436317)
Just randomly, but I went from 250 to 180 just by switching to diet pop and water.

Just wondering, though, why do you have a choice of chicken or beef for some meals and some are chicken only? What if you only choose chicken?..

I'm not trying to lose weight, I'm trying to put on good weight

chicken or beef I'm not sure, I think in general chicken is a better protein than red meats but I don't really know much about nutrition :2 cents:

Colmike9 04-01-2015 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20436320)
I'm not trying to lose weight, I'm trying to put on good weight

chicken or beef I'm not sure, I think in general chicken is a better protein than red meats but I don't really know much about nutrition :2 cents:

This should work, then :upsidedow

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...20061016201236

Choopa Phil 04-01-2015 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20436320)
I'm not trying to lose weight, I'm trying to put on good weight

chicken or beef I'm not sure, I think in general chicken is a better protein than red meats but I don't really know much about nutrition :2 cents:

But you have to realize, you have a belly...this is comprised of fat and needs to be burned before you can eat in a caloric surplus to gain muscle mass. If you eat in a surplus now some will go to fat gain some will go to building mass.

You need to bring the fat down before you can build yourself back up. Thats not to say dont lift weights, just dont eat in a surplus or do fasted cardio in the AM with a very small calorie surplus.

dyna mo 04-01-2015 01:21 PM

want to easily learn about nutrition and resistance training & cardio while prepping yourself to bulk up, strengthening tendons, ligaments and all?

do p90x.

it will carve off the fat you have, prep your body for going heavy, get you stronger, and teach you about eating.

sonofsam 04-01-2015 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20436336)
But you have to realize, you have a belly...this is comprised of fat and needs to be burned before you can eat in a caloric surplus to gain muscle mass. If you eat in a surplus now some will go to fat gain some will go to building mass.

You need to bring the fat down before you can build yourself back up. Thats not to say dont lift weights, just dont eat in a surplus or do fasted cardio in the AM with a very small calorie surplus.

So I shouldn't follow the meal plan you posted?

sonofsam 04-01-2015 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20436340)
want to easily learn about nutrition and resistance training & cardio while prepping yourself to bulk up, strengthening tendons, ligaments and all?

do p90x.

it will carve off the fat you have, prep your body for going heavy, get you stronger, and teach you about eating.

I had a friend who followed p90x religiously and he ended up looking like a cardio bunny :1orglaugh


have you had good results with it?

dyna mo 04-01-2015 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20436350)
I had a friend who followed p90x religiously and he ended up looking like a cardio bunny :1orglaugh


have you had good results with it?

sure have. i've done ~5x. gained quite a bit of muscle. your friend may have had a different goal, you can adjust it to shred a shit ton of weight, focusing more on cardio than resistance training and cutting back the carbs.

but you would want to do the typical program, a lot of resistance training. it's a bad idea to start trying to bulk up without prepping your body, tendons and such.

i have a before and after around here somewhere, i'll dig it up.

Choopa Phil 04-01-2015 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20436345)
So I shouldn't follow the meal plan you posted?

As I said to you earlier it helps me maintain a weight in the 180lb range. You need to adjust it to fit your body type and metabolic rate. The protein/fat/carb macros are on point, you just need to lower the portion sizes to fit you. The nutrition is there, and its balanced.

I suggest doing what dyna said or fasted cardio in the am. Hell you can even do p90x as your fasted cardio then go hit the weights.

dyna mo 04-01-2015 01:37 PM

90 days of p90x

http://i.imgur.com/YhkOtaZ.jpg

PR_Glen 04-01-2015 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20436125)

Glen...his "trainer" trains bodybuilders...they live for the slin spike. We all know BBing is the most unhealthy sport out there..hence why I stopped. Ah what a few years of nutritional research will do to someone. :)

yeah but if your insulin is running all day it loses any form of sensitivity pretty quick and will stop spiking due to overuse of the pancreas. thats when risks of getting type 2 comes in over any length of time. I have done carb backloading in the past and it works great but the stipulation is you go zero (or super low) carb on off days and only backload following a heavy resistance workout (for one meal, or maybe 2), which is not for everyone no doubt.

I really think eating 7 times a day is a horrible idea for anyone not doing a 'loading phase' for serious muscle gains--which is just about nobody. If he just wants to gain some muscle and not vomit, a scaled down version would be far more reasonable. Oh and yeah, vegetables.. haha

Choopa Phil 04-01-2015 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20436394)
yeah but if your insulin is running all day it loses any form of sensitivity pretty quick and will stop spiking due to overuse of the pancreas. thats when risks of getting type 2 comes in over any length of time. I have done carb backloading in the past and it works great but the stipulation is you go zero (or super low) carb on off days and only backload following a heavy resistance workout (for one meal, or maybe 2), which is not for everyone no doubt.

I really think eating 7 times a day is a horrible idea for anyone not doing a 'loading phase' for serious muscle gains--which is just about nobody. If he just wants to gain some muscle and not vomit, a scaled down version would be far more reasonable. Oh and yeah, vegetables.. haha

You realize I was agreeing with you right? :1orglaugh

I dont think anyone should do that not even a bodybuilder. The fact that this guy trains BBers leaves a bad taste in my mouth to begin with. Anyone with a sense of nutrition could see that this is terrible from the start.

sonofsam 04-01-2015 02:39 PM

I'm thinking I might just ignore his meal plan, and just follow his lifting routines

and for eating, I'll just stick to basics like chicken and greens, fish etc.. No way in hell I'm going to force myself to eat 20 eggs a day, that's for sure

Choopa Phil 04-01-2015 02:43 PM

This is a Chest workout:

Incline Bench press- bar or dumbbell or smith machine—4 sets 8-12 reps
bench press- bar, smith machine or dumbbell—4 sets 8-12 reps
Weighted Dips- deep—legs pulled back a bit- 12 reps
Incline Fly - 4 set 12-15 reps
Cable flys- 2 sets normal form, 2 sets down and around, 2 sets from bottom 15 reps
Ledges- lay on flat bench---hold DB's in a press position over your forehead. Then to a fly motion. So its really hitting the ledge of the upper chest

I'm not giving any more tips if youre going to use that guys workout plan lol. Choopa OUT

sonofsam 04-01-2015 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20436451)
This is a Chest workout:

Incline Bench press- bar or dumbbell or smith machine?4 sets 8-12 reps
bench press- bar, smith machine or dumbbell?4 sets 8-12 reps
Weighted Dips- deep?legs pulled back a bit- 12 reps
Incline Fly - 4 set 12-15 reps
Cable flys- 2 sets normal form, 2 sets down and around, 2 sets from bottom 15 reps
Ledges- lay on flat bench---hold DB's in a press position over your forehead. Then to a fly motion. So its really hitting the ledge of the upper chest

I'm not giving any more tips if youre going to use that guys workout plan lol. Choopa OUT

Do you have a full week routine, so I can fully stop using this guy?

ragingrhizome 04-01-2015 02:44 PM

Just wait! This is nothing! That meal plan is, like, bird food once you start packing on some muscle, that shit is HUNGRY when you lift and it's no joke, and the more muscle you get the hungrier it gets when you lift.

I vaguely know a guy who eats FOURTEEN THOUSAND CALORIES on lifting days. He's not fat either, he's got a gut but it's hard as a rock, the old strongman physique.

At one time I was eating at buffets to keep the cost down, but then I started paying double at the buffets because I felt guilty!

Juicy D. Links 04-01-2015 02:47 PM

Ii try not to jerk off at least 2 hours before i workout

Choopa Phil 04-01-2015 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20436452)
Do you have a full week routine, so I can fully stop using this guy?

Search is your friend - https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...t-lifters.html

You should really educate yourself a bit on diet and nutrition. After Dyna and I pretty much spelled things out for you, you still want to go ahead and use a training protocol that wont do squat. Going on bodybuilding.com for 5 minutes would yield you a better diet and training protocol than your "trainer"

sonofsam 04-01-2015 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20436457)
Search is your friend - https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...t-lifters.html

You should really educate yourself a bit on diet and nutrition. After Dyna and I pretty much spelled things out for you, you still want to go ahead and use a training protocol that wont do squat. Going on bodybuilding.com for 5 minutes would yield you a better diet and training protocol than your "trainer"

bodybuilding.com is actually where he was recommended :Oh crap

The reason I wanted a personal trainer was because I built a home gym, and wanted a routine using the equipment I have

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ragingrhizome 04-01-2015 03:00 PM

What always worked for me was lifting heavy in large exercises (bench, squat, deadlift) and eating a ton. Cutting is harder but once you're bulked fat starts sliding off like there's no tomorrow. I also did it eating one large meal a day, basically paleo without all the root vegetables.

I was also looking for strength more than size, I am naturally a very big dude. Maybe going for hypertrophy is a little more sensitive to what you do?

There are lots of different body types and metabolisms and workout goals. My thinking on the subject is that your body knows what it's doing. It WILL pack on muscle if you lift heavy and eat. You WILL lose weight if you burn more calories than you intake.

The one exception to that is sugar. I think sugar is basically the devil because of what it does to your insulin-- the shit is basically poisonous if it's not in fruit, it quite literally can kill off your pancreas.

When cutting, I ate such low carbs that I started fainting in the weight room. The way I fixed that was eating a low-carb bar, half just before workout and half during the workout.

Different ways of getting things dialed in may get you where you wanna be a little quicker than others especially if you want to cut or get a bodybuilder physique in a hurry. The way I view all that is that it's a lifestyle, you should be doing it anyway for health reasons and you should not ever quit, and it will all come if you lift heavy and cycle your calories between a normal diet and heavier eating.

Personal trainers and dieticians are a ripoff, your body has a billion years of metabolic experience and you should listen to that when bulking, don't give it quite as much as it wants when cutting.

If you're looking for routines check out Pavel Tsatsouline's book "Power to the People." It's available online.

bronco67 04-01-2015 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 20436035)
That diet will get you fat...straight up. Youre 150lbs you DO NOT need that much. Honestly fire your personal trainer. Your workout it terrible too btw...this is not a reflection of you but rather your trainer.

I agree...and by the way, most personal trainers are shit.

Chest and calves?

If he wants to get big, start deadlifting and squatting.

beemk 04-01-2015 07:11 PM

Definitely get a second opinion. I had a registered dietitian come up with my meal plan and I'm 10# heavier than you. I maintain with 2800 calories. If you even wanted to gain some weight and added 500 calories to your requirements I don't think it could be near that much. See if you can figure out your exact BMR. Based on a not so accurate BMR calculator online it says you burn 1673 calories a day. Thats resting, so if you layed in bed all day and didn't move it would be 1673 (assuming its accurate). I don't think you burn an extra 2,800 calories a day even if you're working out daily.

To sum it up I would say your trainer is most likely an idiot. I wouldn't try learning your own workouts, just find a new trainer who is experienced. You can read all you want online but nothing substitutes a good trainer. It's like reading webmd instead of going to the doctor.


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