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  • pimpmaster9000
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2011
    • 26732

    #51
    Originally posted by Slappin Fish



    for sure man, I can only see it catching on....
    dude

    ok go to google images...google "slavic girls"....now wipe your dick off and now google "american girls"

    the joke is on you LOL...not much there is it? a few pretty US girls here and there but you get the picture

    slavic men fucking rule...you think women want a hipster?...some gay male purse wearing softy boy? ...fuck no!...they want a man who is a man and does not have a vagina...black shoes on adidas track suit with turkish leather jacket and golfer cap...nothing screams self confidence like a man with a penis...how is a woman going to like you if you have a hair style and a cunt scarf like this:


    you also need to master the slavic squat:




    now go and practice being a real man
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    • Slappin Fish
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2007
      • 2512

      #52
      Calm down sweetheart, I posted a movie poster as you did, for a "real man" you sure are a little over-sensitive.

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      • pimpmaster9000
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2011
        • 26732

        #53
        Originally posted by Slappin Fish
        Calm down sweetheart, I posted a movie poster as you did, for a "real man" you sure are a little over-sensitive.


        heres a slavic squat simulation..."it improves overall well-being, cleanses the soul and cultivates a healthy life style"

        now go practice
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        • Slappin Fish
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2007
          • 2512

          #54
          Originally posted by crucifissio


          heres a slavic squat simulation..."it improves overall well-being, cleanses the soul and cultivates a healthy life style"

          now go practice
          Nah, not a fan of the woman urinating position, or slavic squat position as you call it.

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          • PornoPlopedia
            Curing asexual impotence
            • Mar 2014
            • 465

            #55
            The movie that affected me the most was 'ALIVE'
            When they resorted to cannibalism. The worst is that is was based on a true story
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            • ManPuppy
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2011
              • 407

              #56
              Originally posted by XMaster
              This. First thought, before I even scrolled to it.
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              • Adzvertise
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2009
                • 210

                #57
                Originally posted by bronco67
                Just watch Haachi: A Dog's Tale and try not to become a blubbering mess. I get a little choked up just thinking about it.
                Same here. I`m a big bastard and have lifted weights ever since I was in my teens (I weigh some 240 lbs) and I like to think of myself as someone who holds it together well and tears are just not something I do. That went out of the window with this film...I too was a blubbering wreck and like you, just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.
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                • VikingMan
                  Exploiting human weakness
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 6861

                  #58
                  When Bambi's mother was killed.....I was a small child and it is my first memory of being devastated. It scarred my brain.

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                  • brassmonkey
                    Pay It Forward
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 77396

                    #59
                    Originally posted by VikingMan
                    When Bambi's mother was killed.....I was a small child and it is my first memory of being devastated. It scarred my brain.
                    Bambi (1942) - IMDb thats bad when a mom dies or father.
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                    • bronco67
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 29032

                      #60
                      Originally posted by AdsBrokerage
                      Same here. I`m a big bastard and have lifted weights ever since I was in my teens (I weigh some 240 lbs) and I like to think of myself as someone who holds it together well and tears are just not something I do. That went out of the window with this film...I too was a blubbering wreck and like you, just thinking about it brings tears to my eyes.
                      I think it's just about the loyalty of a dog that gets that emotional reaction. There's no other creature like them on the planet.

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                      • Jel
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 6904

                        #61
                        scenes rather than a whole movie for me. one that springs to mind is at the end of seven pounds when rosario dawson meets woody harrelson, and he susses out who she is - man I was a wreck lol. Her seeing the good will smith did, woody realising how emotional she must have been - I thought everyone could really get into the mind of fictional characters and place themselves in those moments, and feel their feelings. Turns out not everyone can (and is far less common than I used to think it was), so I actually get choked up at a lot of stuff most people don't, it seems.

                        Good because I can really get into a film, shit when your teenage daughter takes the piss (or thinks you are putting it on lol)

                        I fucking cried at some part of the cartoon movie Tarzan ffs, and it wasn't even that sad a part

                        edited to add:
                        I just realised right after I posted, the 'sad' things I'm not too bad with, it's the happy but very emotive things that seem to get me the most. So that scene from seven pounds is actually a happy one rather than a sad one. Fucked if I can remember the tarzan one though.

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                        • brassmonkey
                          Pay It Forward
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 77396

                          #62
                          Originally posted by Jel
                          scenes rather than a whole movie for me. one that springs to mind is at the end of seven pounds when rosario dawson meets woody harrelson, and he susses out who she is - man I was a wreck lol. Her seeing the good will smith did, woody realising how emotional she must have been - I thought everyone could really get into the mind of fictional characters and place themselves in those moments, and feel their feelings. Turns out not everyone can (and is far less common than I used to think it was), so I actually get choked up at a lot of stuff most people don't, it seems.

                          Good because I can really get into a film, shit when your teenage daughter takes the piss (or thinks you are putting it on lol)

                          I fucking cried at some part of the cartoon movie Tarzan ffs, and it wasn't even that sad a part

                          edited to add:
                          I just realised right after I posted, the 'sad' things I'm not too bad with, it's the happy but very emotive things that seem to get me the most. So that scene from seven pounds is actually a happy one rather than a sad one. Fucked if I can remember the tarzan one though.
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                          • Jel
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 6904

                            #63
                            Originally posted by brassmonkey
                            got damn pussy!
                            I really fucking am

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                            • ReggieDurango
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2007
                              • 4784

                              #64
                              Originally posted by beerptrol
                              Starship Troopers 2. The saddest piece if shit
                              Hahahahahahaha

                              I loved the first on tho!

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                              • bronco67
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 29032

                                #65
                                Originally posted by Jel
                                scenes rather than a whole movie for me.
                                I can get a little choked up on individual scenes also. It's when all of the filmmaking elements come together for a perfect cinematic moment. The cinematography, music, etc.

                                I feel like this is what separates a film lover for someone who just watches movies as a distraction.

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                                • 2MuchMark
                                  Mark of 2Much.net
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 50979

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by sperbonzo
                                  On the beach


                                  Not the one that made me cry the most, but left me feeling the most bleak.

                                  .

                                  I watched it once and just found it boring. 3 Hours of nothing special going on...

                                  Failsafe was much better I found.

                                  But for ultimate nuclear sad: "The Day After" - Watching Jason Robards look around the ashes of his old house and finding his wife's picture (or something), then start crying, then get huge by another burned guy - UGH, sad....

                                  There was another one. It was a cartoon about nuclear war... an old couple I think... so sad I had to turn it off.

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                                  • escorpio
                                    King of Canada
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 23487

                                    #67
                                    "Roots"

                                    The part where they bring the blacks to America is heartbreaking.
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                                    • Rochard
                                      Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                      • Dec 2001
                                      • 75733

                                      #68
                                      Top Gun, when Goose died.



                                      So sad.
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                                      • SilentKnight
                                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                                        • Oct 2005
                                        • 24818

                                        #69
                                        The Champ - when Jon Voight dies.

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                                        • RFremont
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 621

                                          #70
                                          Jacob's Ladder (1990) - IMDb


                                          No parent should outlive their child

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                                          • brassmonkey
                                            Pay It Forward
                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 77396

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by RFremont
                                            Jacob's Ladder (1990) - IMDb


                                            No parent should outlive their child
                                            didnt like that one
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                                            • brassmonkey
                                              Pay It Forward
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 77396

                                              #72
                                              some of yaw ignet ruin shit
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                                              • pclit
                                                do your research
                                                • Mar 2008
                                                • 203

                                                #73
                                                The Road
                                                The one with Viggo in a post apocalyptic world where theres no hope. The saddest movie/vision in my book.
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