Where is the most awkward place you have taken a shit?

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  • clickity click
    So Fecking Bummed
    • Aug 2014
    • 3682
    #1

    Where is the most awkward place you have taken a shit?

    We have all been there. The strong need to shit but no where to go...
    After trying to ignore it is obvious you either go or shit your pants.

    So, lack of toilets, where is the most awkward place you have had to take a shit and what did you use to wipe.
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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38997
      #2
      I approve of this thread and wait with eager anticipation to read your detailed and arousing replies...
      ️ ️

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        • porndumpme
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2016
          • 103
          #3
          I got a good one.. but i did have a toilet.

          First day on the job.. i take a massive dump. Click flush.. toilet over flows everywhere, shit everywhere.

          People starting knocking on the door.. i started to panic.

          Then i thought fuck it.. just sat there and ignored everyone for about 10 mins till they all fucked off, then i made my escape..

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            • porndumpme
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2016
              • 103
              #4
              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
              I approve of this thread and wait with eager anticipation to read your detailed and arousing replies...
              I so knew you would be here :P

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                • L-Pink
                  working on my tan
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 39151
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                  I approve of this thread and wait with eager anticipation to read your detailed and arousing replies...
                  Lol lol lol Nice!

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                    • EddyTheDog
                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 25435
                      #6
                      Kuala Lumpur Airport before the refurb - It was the first time I had been confronted with the horror of hole in the ground toilets - It was already ankle deep in shit and piss...

                      Yet somehow with just the aid of a child's chair I manged to shit, piss, get changed and even read part of my guide book. All without getting my feet wet.....

                      I was very agile back then...

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                        • SekobA
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 12154
                          #7
                          In the mother nature!

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                            • Rob
                              I'm a great bowler.
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 13310
                              #8
                              On the way to a girl's house, I caught a bad case of the shits. I didn't want to blow up her toilet, and was already too deep into her neighborhood for restaurants, stores, or public restrooms. I pulled into a church parking lot, waddled out back, dropped trow and let er rip. It was massive, too! I had to use an old shirt to wipe. I could imagine the groundskeeper the next day trying to figure out what type of animal would leave a shit that big. Until he found the shirt, then he probably get a little sick to his stomach.

                              Got to the girl's house feeling refreshed, and banged the brakes off that pussy for the rest of the night.

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                                • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                  Grrrrrrrrr
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 4984
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Rob
                                  On the way to a girl's house, I caught a bad case of the shits. I didn't want to blow up her toilet, and was already too deep into her neighborhood for restaurants, stores, or public restrooms. I pulled into a church parking lot, waddled out back, dropped trow and let er rip. It was massive, too! I had to use an old shirt to wipe. I could imagine the groundskeeper the next day trying to figure out what type of animal would leave a shit that big. Until he found the shirt, then he probably get a little sick to his stomach.

                                  Got to the girl's house feeling refreshed, and banged the brakes off that pussy for the rest of the night.
                                  You're gross.

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                                    • Penny24Seven
                                      So Fucking What
                                      • Jun 2007
                                      • 6287
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Rob
                                      On the way to a girl's house, I caught a bad case of the shits. I didn't want to blow up her toilet, and was already too deep into her neighborhood for restaurants, stores, or public restrooms. I pulled into a church parking lot, waddled out back, dropped trow and let er rip. It was massive, too! I had to use an old shirt to wipe. I could imagine the groundskeeper the next day trying to figure out what type of animal would leave a shit that big. Until he found the shirt, then he probably get a little sick to his stomach.

                                      Got to the girl's house feeling refreshed, and banged the brakes off that pussy for the rest of the night.
                                      I can't stop laughing
                                      Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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                                        • Penny24Seven
                                          So Fucking What
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 6287
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                          You're gross.
                                          If anyone ever says you are a dude just show them this reply LOL
                                          You are all woman
                                          Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

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                                            • Spunky
                                              I need a beer
                                              • Jun 2002
                                              • 133978
                                              #12

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                                                • kane
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                  • 20684
                                                  #13
                                                  In a plastic grocery bag in the back seat of a friend's car while stuck in traffic on the freeway.

                                                  We were in gridlock and I had to go. There were no great options and I was about to shit myself. My buddy had a few empty plastic grocery bags in the glove box that he kept to use as trash bags. He didn't want to watch so he made me get in back. I crawled in the back seat, held a bag to my ass and let fly. When I was done I used some napkins to wipe. I tied the bag shut and luckily traffic started slowly moving shortly after so we got some air in the car and helped get rid of the smell.

                                                  Looking back on it, I have a strong feeling the people behind us in traffic knew what I was doing.

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                                                    • EddyTheDog
                                                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                      • Jan 2011
                                                      • 25435
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Spunky
                                                      It's funny because I feel better about myself now...

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                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 38997
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                                          Proof that youtube does allow hardcore porn
                                                          ️ ️

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                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 38997
                                                              #16


                                                              Doing that would be pretty awkward...
                                                              ️ ️

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                                                                • Struggle4Bucks
                                                                  Sieg Hi!
                                                                  • May 2011
                                                                  • 3615
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                  We have all been there. The strong need to shit but no where to go...
                                                                  After trying to ignore it is obvious you either go or shit your pants.

                                                                  So, lack of toilets, where is the most awkward place you have had to take a shit and what did you use to wipe.
                                                                  In the River Ganges... and i wiped my ass with an indian guy who was floating on a burning boat...

                                                                  strange country for sure...
                                                                  Half troll half amazing!

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                                                                    • ErectMedia
                                                                      Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 7100
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Was up in Wisconsin at a business and they weren't there yet. Luckily in the middle of nowhere and surrounded by woods. Shit in da woods as couldn't wait any longer for them to get there and wiped my ass with a roll of paper towels.

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                                                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 94149
                                                                          #19
                                                                          On my hair ...

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                                                                            • wehateporn
                                                                              Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                              • 27176
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Fortunately this day hasn't arrived for me yet, but I suspect one day it will

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                                                                                • 420
                                                                                  cuck
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 11571
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I took a shirt from my neighbor's clothesline

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                                                                                    • Rob
                                                                                      I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                      • Nov 2003
                                                                                      • 13310
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by kane
                                                                                      In a plastic grocery bag in the back seat of a friend's car while stuck in traffic on the freeway.

                                                                                      We were in gridlock and I had to go. There were no great options and I was about to shit myself. My buddy had a few empty plastic grocery bags in the glove box that he kept to use as trash bags. He didn't want to watch so he made me get in back. I crawled in the back seat, held a bag to my ass and let fly. When I was done I used some napkins to wipe. I tied the bag shut and luckily traffic started slowly moving shortly after so we got some air in the car and helped get rid of the smell.

                                                                                      Looking back on it, I have a strong feeling the people behind us in traffic knew what I was doing.


                                                                                      That right there is a loyal and dedicated friend. I would have made you go shit on the interstate, or run into the woods off the interstate. That car must have smelled like, well, like shit.

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                                                                                        • SBJ
                                                                                          So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 11377
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I'm disappointed in GFY! I can't believe no one has said on your mom's face cause she asked me too yet..

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                                                                                            • Chibbs
                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                              • Oct 2015
                                                                                              • 79
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              When I was in my late teens I was at a party that got raided for drinking, I wasn't drunk but I was fucked sideways on Xanax. Had 4 of us lined up against the side of one of the cruisers. I wasn't in a good mood about being in cuffs because I hadn't drunk a drop, so I pulled my shorts down a little and shit right on the cops door. Friends got a kick out of it, cops however didn't see the humor at all.

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                                                                                                • Sednub997
                                                                                                  Naked in my bathroom
                                                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                                                  • 6175
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  One of my friends had shit in his pants



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