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  • HomerSimpson
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2005
    • 13826
    #1

    WANTED: Graphic Designer who can create a penis out of anything.

    WANTED: Graphic Designer who can create a penis out of anything.

    About the gig
    - Freelance position.
    - Must be proficient in Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator, or the like.
    - Bonus points if you can yank out a penis logo in less than an hour.

    Jobs - 8==D

    Thought some of might be interested
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    • Deej
      I make pixels work
      • Jun 2005
      • 24386
      #2
      So you want a designer to take any object thrown their way and construe a penis out of it? like a bunch?

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        • Zuzana Designs
          All Your Design Needs
          • Feb 2005
          • 20900
          #3
          Applied! Hope I get the job

          Website Design - Consulting - Development
          sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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            • HomerSimpson
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Sep 2005
              • 13826
              #4
              Originally posted by Zuzana Designs
              Applied! Hope I get the job
              Do you have some samples of your work to share?
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                • Va2k
                  I’m still alive barley.
                  • Oct 2001
                  • 10060
                  #5
                  Originally posted by HomerSimpson
                  Do you have some samples of your work to share?
                  Ur kidding aren't you??

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                    • The Porn Nerd
                      Living The Dream
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 19780
                      #6
                      Does it have to be a Graphic Designer tho?
                      Because I can make a penis out of almost anything. :D
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                        • HomerSimpson
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Sep 2005
                          • 13826
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Fungus
                          Ur kidding aren't you??
                          Work samples are standard practice for applying at any designer job...

                          Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                          Does it have to be a Graphic Designer tho?
                          Because I can make a penis out of almost anything. :D
                          Looks to me that they are looking for a designer but you can try and send them your concepts so they might have something else for you...
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                            • Zuzana Designs
                              All Your Design Needs
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 20900
                              #8
                              Originally posted by HomerSimpson
                              Do you have some samples of your work to share?
                              Here are a couple





                              Website Design - Consulting - Development
                              sarah [at] zuzanadesigns.com - See Our Work

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                                • 420
                                  cuck
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 11571
                                  #9
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                                    • amvcdotcom
                                      i like kitties.
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 886
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by The Porn Nerd
                                      Does it have to be a Graphic Designer tho?
                                      Because I can make a penis out of almost anything. :D
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                                        • jimmycooper
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • May 2010
                                          • 4016
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by HomerSimpson
                                          Work samples are standard practice for applying at any designer job...



                                          Looks to me that they are looking for a designer but you can try and send them your concepts so they might have something else for you...
                                          Well there was that one guy who sold all those stick figure drawings of cats so I see no reason why Porn Nerd should not at least take a shot at landing his dream job. When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.

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                                            • SilentKnight
                                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                                              • Oct 2005
                                              • 24812
                                              #12

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                                                • crockett
                                                  in a van by the river
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 76818
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                  I always wanted to make a website called "YouDontKnowDick.com" and use him as the mascot..

                                                  sadly the domain is of course taken and they want too much for it..
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                                                    • SilentKnight
                                                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                      • 24812
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by crockett
                                                      I always wanted to make a website called "YouDontKnowDick.com" and use him as the mascot..

                                                      sadly the domain is of course taken and they want too much for it..


                                                      Would've been a good side project.

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                                                        • The Porn Nerd
                                                          Living The Dream
                                                          • Jun 2009
                                                          • 19780
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by jimmycooper
                                                          Well there was that one guy who sold all those stick figure drawings of cats so I see no reason why Porn Nerd should not at least take a shot at landing his dream job. When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.
                                                          As long as I don't come up with a handful of pubes then sure. :D
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                                                            • 420
                                                              cuck
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 11571
                                                              #16
                                                              You inspired me to make this for another thread.

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                                                                • blackmonsters
                                                                  Making PHP work
                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                  • 21000
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by SilentKnight
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