Events TPF: All Attendees entitled to Free Blowjobs ?

[cfU]

"At The Phoenix Forum, PremiumPartners.com is hosting The Blowjob Bash on the show?s opening night. Complimentary round trip transportation will be provided from the Tempe Mission Palms to the hottest adult club in Phoenix − Babes Cabaret. Doors open at 10pm, and all attendees of the Phoenix Forum will receive an invitation in their registration packet.

?This will be a kickoff party to remember,? promised Delatush. ?Our invitations will include tickets for free drinks, free lap dances, and a free ?blowjob!? Yes, you read that right. Any attendee to The Bash is entitled to a free 'blowjob'. Curious as to how this will all go down? So are we!?"

AVN - PremiumPartners.com to Debut at The Phoenix Forum

[TeenCat]

i smell almonds have a good one everyone!

[k0nr4d]

The quotes around the word blowjob make it suspicious. It's probably a drink called a blowjob (I think it's like a wineglass with a shotglass of baileys inside of it and then buried in whipped cream or some shit)

[Chris]

The 26th?

[Far-L]

The quotes around the word blowjob make it suspicious. It's probably a drink called a blowjob (I think it's like a wineglass with a shotglass of baileys inside of it and then buried in whipped cream or some shit)

Yep, I didn't even blink an eye or get a swelling in my loins when I read it. Now when Homegrown says people are going to be getting bj's at parties...

[Jman]

LOL noice. reminds me of the 2nd IslandGathering in Curacao when FlashCash gave free fuck tokens for the Mirage ;)

[C H R I S]

LOL noice. reminds me of the 2nd IslandGathering in Curacao when FlashCash gave free fuck tokens for the Mirage ;)

Heard stories about that one.

[Chris]

Yep, I didn't even blink an eye or get a swelling in my loins when I read it. Now when Homegrown says people are going to be getting bj's at parties...

Is josh giving blowjobs this year again?

[Rochard]

My lord how times have changed. Fifteen years ago a "blow job party" mean you were getting blown, not getting a free drink.

[CaptainHowdy]

Ahahahahahahahahaha!

[thehand]

If this was the 2006 Costa Rica show, I would believe it.

[Far-L]

Is josh giving blowjobs this year again?

Yes, the plumping injections went really well because last year we had so many complaints about the stubble and lack of "blowjob lips". I think he even added a tongue barbell piercing. Make sure to ask for him to do the Creme de menthe shot first for an extra tingly sensation.

[innproductions]

This should be interesting