Guy tried to evade cops by spray painting himself to be black dude.

[blackmonsters]

You can't make this shit up.
If you could Mark Twain would be impressed.
So there it is; why do I post news articles?
Because I can't make this shit up.




California Man Allegedly Spray Paints Face Black to Escape Police - ABC News

A California man spray painted his face black "in an effort to camouflage himself" and evade police, a Madera Police Department spokesman told ABC News today.

But the "camouflage was ineffective," the spokesman said.

The suspect, Jose Espinoza, 23, was arrested on Saturday night facing charges of possession of stolen property and theft of a vehicle, the spokesman said.

[Mickey_]

Not a bad idea, the same cannot be said about the execution, though.

[brassmonkey]

You can't make this shit up.
If you could Mark Twain would be impressed.
So there it is; why do I post news articles?
Because I can't make this shit up.




California Man Allegedly Spray Paints Face Black to Escape Police - ABC News

then he got pulled over beat and taken to jail!!

[mineistaken]

Actually he was a racist who did a "black face", but to avoid being exposed as a racist he claimed to have done in in order to avoid cops.

[BAKO]

Looks legit lol

[directfiesta]

did they shoot him ?

[420]

Was this in america? I can see how a black dude painting himself peach might help avoid cops but this is counterproductive.

[mineistaken]

Was this in america? I can see how a black dude painting himself peach might help avoid cops but this is counterproductive.

Cops were looking for light skinned dude in that case

And there is no country where that would be productive, in that regard, anyways, lol.

[brentbacardi]

The best thing to do is the unexpected.

[crockett]

What really happened, was after spray painting himself black, ironically he forgot he was still in a rich white neighborhood. A rich Jewish household had recently been robbed and police saw this black man walking down the street and decided he fit the profile and needed to be question.

It apparently surprised everyone when he turned out to be a white guy painted black..

[Struggle4Bucks]

You can even spray yourself pink... or whatever fucking colour... If you return to your house where police came searching in the first place... then what kind of a fucking idiot are you?

He should have painted his house too...

[dyna mo]

he's gonna have a hard time getting a job now!

[mineistaken]

What really happened, was after spray painting himself black, ironically he forgot he was still in a rich white neighborhood. A rich Jewish household had recently been robbed and police saw this black man walking down the street and decided he fit the profile and needed to be question.

It apparently surprised everyone when he turned out to be a white guy painted black..

I am not sure if sarcastic or real
In both cases -

[mineistaken]

he's gonna have a hard time getting a job now!

What's the job you are speaking of

[Wendy-Etology]

So he got beat up first? lol

[flashfire]

go black to AVOID cops?

thats a new one

[L-Pink]

His white girlfriend instantly gained 160 pounds.

[Freedom6995]

What a dummy...

[k0nr4d]

Reminds me of a story recently, polish guy in the states was robbing banks dressed as a black guy - but like in full on pretty convincing makeup.

Polak napada? na banki jako Murzyn

[brassmonkey]

You can even spray yourself pink... or whatever fucking colour... If you return to your house where police came searching in the first place... then what kind of a fucking idiot are you?

He should have painted his house too...

no shit! fukin amateur

His white girlfriend instantly gained 160 pounds.

thats a myth dogg just like you having a full head of hair!

[poncabare]

laugh of the day

[L-Pink]

no shit! fukin amateur



thats a myth dogg just like you having a full head of hair!

... $100 paypal on the hair?

[CDSmith]

I wonder if that paint comes in 'asian'?

[brassmonkey]

... $100 paypal on the hair?

doing crime? always carry a screwdriver not saying why

[TheSquealer]

I'm confused... we are told constantly by the black community that cops just randomly shot black people for no reason at all. Now a white guy is trying to avoid police by painting himself black? Doesn't make a lot of sense.

[bronco67]

He may not look like the same guy the police are looking for, but he just made himself 10 times more likely to be shot for just "walking in a strange manner".

[TheSquealer]

He may not look like the same guy the police are looking for, but he just made himself 10 times more likely to be shot for just "walking in a strange manner".

Planet bronco sounds like a terrifying place.

[420]

Planet bronco sounds like a terrifying place.

Some kind of OJ Simpson museum, giftshop and eatery?

[escorpio]

thats a myth dogg

Looks pretty fuckin' real to me!

[AmateurBros]

[American Psycho]

blackface! that is one a racist mofo

[brassmonkey]

Looks pretty fuckin' real to me!

you are a racist retard! so thats every black man?? post some rich white females

kim k
amber rose

[SBJ]

should've called up Julianna Hough to do it right

[420]

you are a racist retard! so thats every black man?? post some rich white females

kim k
amber rose

Edgeprod told me this was a pic of you with the fat chick you married to get your american citizenship.






Pussy
Ain't got no face, you see
You've got to fuck it
Anytime you can get it

[Horatio Caine]

kim k
amber rose

They date 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of black men.

[escorpio]

you are a racist retard! so thats every black man?? post some rich white females

kim k
amber rose

[bns666]

[brassmonkey]

They date 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of black men.

little ding ding

[420]

Can anyone explain this anomaly?

[escorpio]

Can anyone explain this anomaly?

[Horatio Caine]

little ding ding

You trippin? They'd be dating Danny DeVito if it wasn't for money

[Horatio Caine]

Can anyone explain this anomaly?

Its called sarcasm.

[romeo22]

Not bad idea for sure...damn i though cops are sstupid

[poncabare]

no that is some funny shit