My first flight in about 8 years... and they turn the fucking plane around!

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38957
    #1

    Rant My first flight in about 8 years... and they turn the fucking plane around!

    Plane forced to return to Heathrow... | Daily Mail Online

    Unbelievable! Only about 40 mins in the air, and now I'm back in the UK again!!!

    I'd saved for ages for that holiday as well...


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    • Harmon
      ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
      • Mar 2004
      • 20012
      #2
      I thought the thread title said FIGHT... was waiting to open it and see a poop fight. Disappointed.
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        • American Psycho
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2009
          • 3068
          #3
          Well what do you expect when you're fat as yourself and shit your pants regularly.

          who wants that sitting next to them

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            • Struggle4Bucks
              Sieg Hi!
              • May 2011
              • 3615
              #4
              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
              Plane forced to return to Heathrow... | Daily Mail Online

              Unbelievable! Only about 40 mins in the air, and now I'm back in the UK again!!!

              I'd saved for ages for that holiday as well...
              Check your travel-agency... maybe you only booked a 40 minutes sightseeing flight above the NorthSea
              Don't expect palmtrees if you can't afford it...
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                • SilentKnight
                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24818
                  #5
                  You ruined the plane toilet?

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                    • RyuLion
                      ClubDomCash.com
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 32369
                      #6
                      Originally posted by American Psycho
                      Well what do you expect when you're fat as yourself and shit your pants regularly.

                      who wants that sitting next to them


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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38957
                          #7
                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                          You ruined the plane toilet?
                          I prefer the term 'improved'...


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                            • beerptrol
                              Confirmed Asshole
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12722
                              #8
                              Should have shit in the sink!
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                                • gebu
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2013
                                  • 249
                                  #9
                                  The terrorists win...

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                                    • TheDA
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 4665
                                      #10
                                      Ha ha. I thought hey might have let you back in to the States for a moment there
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                                        • SekobA
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Oct 2008
                                          • 12174
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                          You ruined the plane toilet?

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                                            • RummyBoy
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2009
                                              • 2157
                                              #12
                                              You decided to hit Dubai huh? You've been reading too much of my shit..... but I thought that was your thing so, you should have taken over the plane Can you imagine the embarrassment of the person did that poo....

                                              Health and safety? Since when has the smell of shit risked the safety of a person?

                                              That's so fucking British.....

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                                                • Scott McD
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 67798
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by American Psycho
                                                  Well what do you expect when you're fat as yourself and shit your pants regularly.

                                                  who wants that sitting next to them
                                                  Ok i laughed


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                                                    • seeandsee
                                                      Check SIG!
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 50945
                                                      #14
                                                      The smell was just too high
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