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Jigster715 · 04-11-2016, 04:27 AM

Any ideas? For 6-9 months. No questions need to be asked. Its for goat stuff.

davidclickpapa · 04-11-2016, 04:46 AM

goat cheese is great and easy to make... wait, you said male goat?

Mediamix · 04-11-2016, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Jigster715

Any ideas? For 6-9 months. No questions need to be asked. Its for goat stuff.

Sorry... I only have sheep.

j3rkules · 04-11-2016, 06:42 AM

Ask Ahmed.

Manfap · 04-11-2016, 07:26 AM

You can't have mine.

Springs here, so everything has started growing.

Coup · 04-11-2016, 07:30 AM

you're baa-baa-aad, OP

rogueteens · 04-11-2016, 08:12 AM

Sunny Day · 04-11-2016, 09:14 AM

Couple years ago on Shark Tank there was a guy with a Rent-A-Goat business franchise so the goats would replace your lawnmower.
Maybe he's still in business.

Find of mine went to a rural college. Said him and friends were drinking in a local bar and some farmer was drinking there, wearing Wellington boots. He stated he wore the boots to put the hind legs of the sheep in, to hold them steady while he fucked them. He asked the college boys if they wanted to give it a go. They told him they had to get back to study for tests.

ilnjscb · 04-11-2016, 02:07 PM

If you find a place to rent a baby goat post it

clickity click · 04-11-2016, 02:40 PM

Where are you located I have a network of goat guys that I can put you in contact with, no questions asked. PM me.

Struggle4Bucks · 04-11-2016, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunny Day

Couple years ago on Shark Tank there was a guy with a Rent-A-Goat business franchise so the goats would replace your lawnmower.

What's the point of a perfectly mowned field with goat shit all over the place...

brassmonkey · 04-11-2016, 03:40 PM

jeezus they are called kids

you using then to pick up heffers???

NatalieK · 04-11-2016, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

What's the point of a perfectly mowed field with goat shit all over the place...

Coup · 04-11-2016, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

What's the point of a perfectly mowned field with goat shit all over the place...

Maybe he wants to invite CurrentlySober over? Ever think of that smart guy?

DBS.US · 04-11-2016, 04:12 PM

https://reno.craigslist.org/spo/5520728629.html

VSKevin · 04-11-2016, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Jigster715

Any ideas? For 6-9 months. No questions need to be asked. Its for goat stuff.

Like... for fucking?

Adraco · 04-11-2016, 04:32 PM

I have a goat for rent, by the hour. It is slightly used already but once in a blue moon, it manages to squeeze real good.

MiamiBoyz · 04-11-2016, 04:54 PM

ErectMedia · 04-11-2016, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

https://reno.craigslist.org/spo/5520728629.html

brassmonkey · 04-11-2016, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Spunky · 04-11-2016, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

That's donkey,not goat

SBJ · 04-11-2016, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

That's donkey,not goat

spunky knows his asses

Manfap · 04-12-2016, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

What's the point of a perfectly mowned field with goat shit all over the place...

They dont really like grass.. if you want to get a lawn cut use sheep.

Goats are for clearing brambles and stuff.

Their shit is pellets, breaks down really quick into the soil, makes a great fertilizer.

davidclickpapa · 04-13-2016, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

oh yep.. old but gold

makes me wanna visit a petting zoo

ruff · 04-13-2016, 06:00 AM

A goat bit me on my ass when I was a kid. Fuck goats.

Rochard · 04-13-2016, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sunny Day

Couple years ago on Shark Tank there was a guy with a Rent-A-Goat business franchise so the goats would replace your lawnmower.
Maybe he's still in business.

They do this here in my hometown. The city rents out goats to clean out and "mow" areas that difficult for mowers to do. They use both sheep and goats.

clickity click · 04-13-2016, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

A goat bit me on my ass when I was a kid. Fuck goats.

Jigster715 · 04-14-2016, 07:06 PM

I wuz looking at this guys page, Jaron Lanier's Bio
and noticed he put himself through undergrad selling goats milk and cheese. It got me thinking.

In the beginning I waz looking for a companion and then a all natural lawnmower. Then I thought maybe if I can find a couple of good goats I can pay for some vacations. How you guys pay for the extras in life?

Have been interviewing and speed dating just not clicking with any goat yet. Willing to expand to sheep but I am a discerning lover so net is not that wide.

sandman! · 04-14-2016, 08:01 PM

brassmonkey · 04-14-2016, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SBJ

spunky knows his asses

oppoten · 04-14-2016, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jigster715

No questions need to be asked

said the Afghan, with a grin

YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I FUCKED A GOAT, BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN!

Paul&John · 04-14-2016, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

wtf lol.

ContentPimp · 04-14-2016, 11:59 PM

CurrentlySober · 04-15-2016, 01:42 AM

Those in the UK will get the reference

brassmonkey · 04-15-2016, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

hahahahaha!!!!!

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