idiot of the month

**poncabare** · 03-02-2015, 10:14 AM

what a douche

**WarChild** · 03-02-2015, 10:18 AM

Awww, how cute you're confused again.

When you won the Lifetime Idiot Award, it didn't empower you to nominate other idiots.

**TeenCat** · 03-02-2015, 10:22 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

Awww, how cute you're confused again.

When you won the Lifetime Idiot Award, it didn't empower you to nominate other idiots.

what confuse? explain please, my own personal dickhead ...

Although Mr Jones, who harboured ambitions of becoming a pilot, made clear he had epilepsy he was cleared to fly by his doctor as he had been seizure free for four years.

Video captures the rescue of skydiving student after seizure at 9,000ft - Australasia - World - The Independent

stfu before you will make fucking idiot from yourself again

**WarChild** · 03-02-2015, 10:32 AM

So he hasn't had a seizure in more than 4 years and he was cleared by his doctor, plus his instructors (who probably know more than you about skydiving) were aware of the circumstances and allowed him to go. No, they should have asked a third world dirt farmer with barely two brain cells to rub together and the life experience of a fucking rock. Sure.

See, dirt farmer, like just about everything in life, I know more about skydiving than you do. I've actually done it, and I know exactly what the Progressive (sometimes called advanced) Freefall Program is. Almost all modern equipped skydivers have an AAD (look it up, moron) on their reserve chute. As a student, he almost certainly had one on his main chute too.

What that means, you sack of potatoes, is if he was still falling after a preset altitude, his main chute would have automatically fired. If he was STILL falling after that, his reserve would have automatically fired. Not an ideal situation to land unconscious, but not so dramatic as morons with no real idea what they're talking about might think.

Actually, I'm sorry I have to apologize for calling you a sack of potatoes. A sack of potatoes could be made in to a bunch of french fries which makes them useful, where as you have no uses at all.

**TeenCat** · 03-02-2015, 10:35 AM

thanks to mr warchild the best doctor on the planet, for explaining us how epilepsy works, and that he made epilepsy looking like it can be cured with few packs of pills from him ... ok then

idiots of the month

**WarChild** · 03-02-2015, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by TeenCat

thanks to mr warchild the best doctor on the planet, for explaining us how epilepsy works, and that he made epilepsy looking like it can be cured with few packs of pills from him ... ok then

idiots of the month

So stupid he can't even follow the conversation. How do you even manage to feed yourself? No, seriously.

**TeenCat** · 03-02-2015, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by WarChild

So stupid he can't even follow the conversation. How do you even manage to feed yourself? No, seriously.

i dont have any conversation with you, what are you talking about? just saying you are idiot, you have confused yourself, sorry ...

**CPA-Rush** · 03-02-2015, 11:00 AM

harsh

**TeenCat** · 03-02-2015, 11:13 AM

https://www.epilepsy.org.uk/involved...ts/parachuting

Epilepsy and Skydiving

If you have epilepsy and wish to take part in a skydive you can do so if;

You have been seizure free for the last two years
You have not had any changes in your medication during this period
You have a certified doctor’s certificate

Please note people with a history of epilepsy can only take part in a tandem jump (jumping attached to a professional).

nothing better explained, when can someone with epilepsy history can jump ...

the guy is an dangerous idiot, end of story in my eyes ...

**2MuchMark** · 03-02-2015, 12:41 PM

So someone has already, um, modified the sound track to this

**TeenCat** · 03-02-2015, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by Grapesoda

and the runners up are....

oh yeah lol, now those are some professional idiots!

**Best-In-BC** · 03-02-2015, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Tom_PM

In the aftermath of the Brian Williams scandal, shouldn't we be saying good job instructor Brian Williams?

Damn right

**seeandsee** · 03-02-2015, 03:39 PM

Great catch in the air, just like in movies wow

**klinton** · 03-02-2015, 03:56 PM

12 clicks, is that you ?

Originally posted by WarChild

So he hasn't had a seizure in more than 4 years and he was cleared by his doctor, plus his instructors (who probably know more than you about skydiving) were aware of the circumstances and allowed him to go. No, they should have asked a third world dirt farmer with barely two brain cells to rub together and the life experience of a fucking rock. Sure.

See, dirt farmer, like just about everything in life, I know more about skydiving than you do. I've actually done it, and I know exactly what the Progressive (sometimes called advanced) Freefall Program is. Almost all modern equipped skydivers have an AAD (look it up, moron) on their reserve chute. As a student, he almost certainly had one on his main chute too.

What that means, you sack of potatoes, is if he was still falling after a preset altitude, his main chute would have automatically fired. If he was STILL falling after that, his reserve would have automatically fired. Not an ideal situation to land unconscious, but not so dramatic as morons with no real idea what they're talking about might think.

Actually, I'm sorry I have to apologize for calling you a sack of potatoes. A sack of potatoes could be made in to a bunch of french fries which makes them useful, where as you have no uses at all.

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