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Old 03-02-2015, 07:52 AM   #1
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idiot of the month



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55QUQHm2B5A

that mothefucking epileptic idiot could have killed or harmed also the instructor, or if he smashed himself on the ground, i bet it will be not good for instructor and everyone involved. just because some dipshit thought he can do everything! hope next time he will be driving f1! fucker! great job of the instructor, btw! and have a great weekend everyone!
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In the aftermath of the Brian Williams scandal, shouldn't we be saying good job instructor Brian Williams?

But that was scary.
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Wow, definitely. That guy would have been a pile of goop had he not reacted so quickly.
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that mothefucking epileptic idiot could have killed or harmed also the instructor, or if he smashed himself on the ground, i bet it will be not good for instructor and everyone involved. just because some dipshit thought he can do everything! hope next time he will be driving f1! fucker! great job of the instructor, btw! and have a great weekend everyone!
and the runners up are....

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Time well wasted. lol
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Wow. I went skydiving once. ONCE. Crazy shit jumping out of a plane.

We should start a Idiot Of The Month Award here on GFY. I nominate myself for the first Award. :D
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if i was the instructor i would jump to save this dumb man , joke

poor man he is helpless .
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that mothefucking epileptic idiot could have killed or harmed also the instructor, or if he smashed himself on the ground, i bet it will be not good for instructor and everyone involved. just because some dipshit thought he can do everything!
Why is he an idiot for having a Seizure? Is he supposed to control it or something?
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Why is he an idiot for having a Seizure? Is he supposed to control it or something?
if you know you are epileptic, you know you cannot control yourself all the time, and if you are epileptic you know you fucking cant, so some things, like skydiving, have to stay so fucking out of your territory! there is nothing to talk about, just that the guy is total ignorant ...
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and have a great weekend everyone!
You know that it's Monday, right ??
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damn, so second place for me?
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Awww, how cute you're confused again.

When you won the Lifetime Idiot Award, it didn't empower you to nominate other idiots.
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Awww, how cute you're confused again.

When you won the Lifetime Idiot Award, it didn't empower you to nominate other idiots.
what confuse? explain please, my own personal dickhead ...

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stfu before you will make fucking idiot from yourself again
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So he hasn't had a seizure in more than 4 years and he was cleared by his doctor, plus his instructors (who probably know more than you about skydiving) were aware of the circumstances and allowed him to go. No, they should have asked a third world dirt farmer with barely two brain cells to rub together and the life experience of a fucking rock. Sure.

See, dirt farmer, like just about everything in life, I know more about skydiving than you do. I've actually done it, and I know exactly what the Progressive (sometimes called advanced) Freefall Program is. Almost all modern equipped skydivers have an AAD (look it up, moron) on their reserve chute. As a student, he almost certainly had one on his main chute too.

What that means, you sack of potatoes, is if he was still falling after a preset altitude, his main chute would have automatically fired. If he was STILL falling after that, his reserve would have automatically fired. Not an ideal situation to land unconscious, but not so dramatic as morons with no real idea what they're talking about might think.

Actually, I'm sorry I have to apologize for calling you a sack of potatoes. A sack of potatoes could be made in to a bunch of french fries which makes them useful, where as you have no uses at all.
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thanks to mr warchild the best doctor on the planet, for explaining us how epilepsy works, and that he made epilepsy looking like it can be cured with few packs of pills from him ... ok then idiots of the month
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thanks to mr warchild the best doctor on the planet, for explaining us how epilepsy works, and that he made epilepsy looking like it can be cured with few packs of pills from him ... ok then idiots of the month
So stupid he can't even follow the conversation. How do you even manage to feed yourself? No, seriously.
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So stupid he can't even follow the conversation. How do you even manage to feed yourself? No, seriously.
i dont have any conversation with you, what are you talking about? just saying you are idiot, you have confused yourself, sorry ...
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If you have epilepsy and wish to take part in a skydive you can do so if;

You have been seizure free for the last two years
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Please note people with a history of epilepsy can only take part in a tandem jump (jumping attached to a professional).
nothing better explained, when can someone with epilepsy history can jump ... the guy is an dangerous idiot, end of story in my eyes ...
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So he hasn't had a seizure in more than 4 years and he was cleared by his doctor, plus his instructors (who probably know more than you about skydiving) were aware of the circumstances and allowed him to go. No, they should have asked a third world dirt farmer with barely two brain cells to rub together and the life experience of a fucking rock. Sure.

See, dirt farmer, like just about everything in life, I know more about skydiving than you do. I've actually done it, and I know exactly what the Progressive (sometimes called advanced) Freefall Program is. Almost all modern equipped skydivers have an AAD (look it up, moron) on their reserve chute. As a student, he almost certainly had one on his main chute too.

What that means, you sack of potatoes, is if he was still falling after a preset altitude, his main chute would have automatically fired. If he was STILL falling after that, his reserve would have automatically fired. Not an ideal situation to land unconscious, but not so dramatic as morons with no real idea what they're talking about might think.

Actually, I'm sorry I have to apologize for calling you a sack of potatoes. A sack of potatoes could be made in to a bunch of french fries which makes them useful, where as you have no uses at all.
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