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slapass · 02-10-2015, 06:16 AM

I noticed that a fair amount of my friends are no more then once. This has to be a huge change in the last 40 years. Multiple divorces were only for the rich in the past.

CaptainHowdy · 02-10-2015, 06:36 AM

I'm on the proactive side, I'll just never marry.

candyflip · 02-10-2015, 06:40 AM

Where's the 0?

10 years. 3 kids. No messy divorce because we didn't bother to get married.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-10-2015, 06:40 AM

I think multiple divorces are a thing of the past because less people get married early in life?

I however did get married at 19. That ended fairly quick.

I am on my second marriage.

RummyBoy · 02-10-2015, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

10 years. 3 kids. No messy divorce because we didn't bother to get married.

Yeah but if I remember right there's law enforcement involved

In the UK, use a cockney rhyming expression "the ball and chain"
Another one I like, "the trouble and strife"

BAKO · 02-10-2015, 06:53 AM

Smart person gets Married once

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-10-2015, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by BAKO

Smart person gets Married once

The devil made me do it the second time, I swear.

J. Falcon · 02-10-2015, 07:55 AM

Once... I don't recommend it. Divorce that is.

candyflip · 02-10-2015, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by RummyBoy

Yeah but if I remember right there's law enforcement involved

In the UK, use a cockney rhyming expression "the ball and chain"
Another one I like, "the trouble and strife"

The new one is the cop. Maybe that's why I don't get any hassles.

CurrentlySober · 02-10-2015, 08:00 AM

Twice. Once for real, and the next time was just a technicality...

Bryan G · 02-10-2015, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Where's the 0?

10 years. 3 kids. No messy divorce because we didn't bother to get married.

Same here, but 1 kid.

Tam · 02-10-2015, 10:03 AM

0 divorces for me - been married to the same guy for 31 years and have 4 kids by him - no need to redo what's perfect the first time around.

spike69 · 02-10-2015, 10:31 PM

Ive been once, married twice. I have the best marriage now, my wife lives in another city far away..... not getting divorced again because the side effect of getting divorced is.....
you get married again.

x12media · 02-10-2015, 10:44 PM

Never married.. (yet) but I think soon... will be only 1 time for me :-) Hell I waited this long already..

SBJ · 02-11-2015, 01:07 AM

married once too young at the age of 21 and divorced once.

REDhorse · 02-11-2015, 02:57 AM

i don't even have a boyfriend to start with

k0nr4d · 02-11-2015, 04:30 AM

I just got married last saturday. No divorce yet.

hadden · 02-11-2015, 05:20 AM

Where do you select zero (0)?

Freedom6995 · 02-11-2015, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by hadden

Where do you select zero (0)?

Put me down for a 0 too.

Freedom6995 · 02-11-2015, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I just got married last saturday. No divorce yet.

I'll be the first to say congrats!

slapass · 02-11-2015, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by BAKO

Smart person gets Married once

I get that but my issue is the idea of fucking this same person for the rest of my life. The concept doesn't work for me. I am not willing to cheat so I have to move on. Sort of sad but it is what it is.

slapass · 02-11-2015, 06:17 AM

Why have a zero? Did anyone notice all the twice? I am a bit lonely in the three spot but...

Rochard · 02-11-2015, 03:11 PM

I don't believe I've ever been divorced but I've had two wives.

My first marriage was more of a combination of "two kids in love" and a convenience marriage. I was in the military, and having base privileges is a huge deal - just getting on and off base, shopping at the PX, plus medical and dental, housing allowances. Oh, we were in love and banging each other the entire time, but when it was time for me to leave the military she was more interested in banging other chicks and she decided not to come with me. We got an annulment. (After a few years she moved to San Francisco and we tried to rekindle it again but it just wasn't going to happen.)

So technically I believe I've never been divorced.

Donna and I have been together twenty-one years, married for sixteen, have a fourteen year old kid. No regrets at all.

LeRoy · 02-11-2015, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by BAKO

Smart person gets Married once

I'm smart!! Wooo hoo

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-11-2015, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

My first marriage was more of a combination of "two kids in love" and a convenience marriage. I was in the military, and having base privileges is a huge deal - just getting on and off base, shopping at the PX, plus medical and dental, housing allowances

That is my first marriage identically. Terrible decision but I did get some good life experiences out of being a military wife.

ErectMedia · 02-11-2015, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BAKO

Smart person gets Married once

Think that's harder to do today then years ago. Social media to blame, too easy to find skank city, get caught, lose half.

I'm at zero cause scared as hell.

TTI-Rich · 02-11-2015, 09:23 PM

Divorced once. Hated to go through with it, still regret it.

Spunky · 02-11-2015, 09:27 PM

I've seen many friends go through hell because of it,and it scares me

PornDiscounts-V · 03-11-2015, 08:24 AM

Took me once to realize marriage was a farce. Happily unmarried now to someone else going on 20 years.

candyflip · 03-11-2015, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I'm on the proactive side, I'll just never marry.

Same here. If I did, I'd have been divorced a few times already.

Jel · 03-11-2015, 08:58 AM

not divorced yet, but been split for 4 years. lost literally everything during the process (chuck in a few other huge upheavels too), and have never recovered. I'd never shack up with a woman again, let alone get married again. To be brutally honest, it fucked with my head in more ways than I could ever imagine, and I'm not the same person - a LOT of mental/emotional scars. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

CourtneyR · 03-11-2015, 08:58 AM

Never been married.

CDSmith · 03-11-2015, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Where's the 0?

That's what I was wondering.

Goosegg for me on the D.

brentbacardi · 03-11-2015, 12:06 PM

My apologies to all of you! I almost got married but realized I shouldn't, it was the best decision I ever made.

mineistaken · 03-11-2015, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Think that's harder to do today then years ago. Social media to blame, too easy to find skank city, get caught, lose half.

I'm at zero cause scared as hell.

You must do a contract and then no worries about losing half. As simple as that. I am not married, but when I do, I definitely have a contract

wehateporn · 03-11-2015, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel

not divorced yet, but been split for 4 years. lost literally everything during the process (chuck in a few other huge upheavels too), and have never recovered. I'd never shack up with a woman again, let alone get married again. To be brutally honest, it fucked with my head in more ways than I could ever imagine, and I'm not the same person - a LOT of mental/emotional scars. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Very sorry to hear this Jel

scarlettcontent · 03-11-2015, 12:24 PM

zero is important and missing, also never married is missing too

TrainWreckContent · 03-11-2015, 01:08 PM

just once after 20 yrs, and never again!

Scott McD · 03-11-2015, 01:18 PM

I'm getting married in Vegas next month...

ctggls · 03-11-2015, 01:20 PM

Once and I hope it remains that way

Sunny Day · 03-11-2015, 03:10 PM

After 12 years years of marriage, we were best friends. At a winery murder mystery dinner, they always announced birthdays, wedding anniversarys. Once they announced "and we have G & K celebrating 17 years of happy divorce." We even lived back to back

Wendy-Etology · 03-11-2015, 03:14 PM

i have a few friends that have but ive never been married

Mr Pheer · 03-11-2015, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CourtneyR_FFN

Never been married.

You're not missing much.

Vendzilla · 03-11-2015, 04:16 PM

Getting Married in July, Rochard is invited!

The Porn Nerd · 03-11-2015, 04:17 PM

Married three times.
Divorced five times.

I win!!

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Originally Posted by Wendy-Etology

i have a few friends that have but ive never been married

Wanna be #6?

brassmonkey · 03-11-2015, 04:33 PM

if my enchiladas are not done at 5pm could be one

j/k im still married

so 0

SilentKnight · 03-11-2015, 08:06 PM

Married once...never divorced.

Been together 20 years...married for 17.

We're among the world's earliest cyber couples - we met over BBSes before the web existed.

ErectMedia · 03-11-2015, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

You must do a contract and then no worries about losing half. As simple as that. I am not married, but when I do, I definitely have a contract

Contract protects my Superior iPhones?

BaltimorX · 03-12-2015, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BAKO

Smart person gets Married once

Bullshit ... it makes no sense to comment it

mavruda · 03-12-2015, 04:37 AM

To marry a person is to play on lottery. You never know what you gonna get at the end.
My wife's sister got divorced recently, / her husband was deployed for more than 6 months away / and she did what she did. It was real disaster at the end - she was caught / what a surprise/ - the guy decided to save their marriage, but the trust was already lost, and she started to meet other guys probably of anger or just to prove him something. Now she is regretting - but the dude found another woman and now he's with her.

A very confusing and devastating situation to all of us, because we all love them both.
Who would knew. On my side - I was like a kid who was told that "Santa is not real", no such thing like "Pure and real love existing", " People are cheating" and shit like that.
I'm married, but what me and wifey went through together is something I would not wish to no one. There are more scariest things than "cheating" in life.

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02-10-2015, 06:16 AM	#1
slapass Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Earth Posts: 14,625	How many times have you been divorced? I noticed that a fair amount of my friends are no more then once. This has to be a huge change in the last 40 years. Multiple divorces were only for the rich in the past.

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MakeMeGrrrrowl Grrrrrrrrr Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dreamland Posts: 4,976	I think multiple divorces are a thing of the past because less people get married early in life? I however did get married at 19. That ended fairly quick. I am on my second marriage.

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spike69 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Chilliwack,B.C. Canada Posts: 16	Too much Ive been once, married twice. I have the best marriage now, my wife lives in another city far away..... not getting divorced again because the side effect of getting divorced is..... you get married again.

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02-11-2015, 06:17 AM	#22
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02-11-2015, 03:11 PM	#23
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,289	I don't believe I've ever been divorced but I've had two wives. My first marriage was more of a combination of "two kids in love" and a convenience marriage. I was in the military, and having base privileges is a huge deal - just getting on and off base, shopping at the PX, plus medical and dental, housing allowances. Oh, we were in love and banging each other the entire time, but when it was time for me to leave the military she was more interested in banging other chicks and she decided not to come with me. We got an annulment. (After a few years she moved to San Francisco and we tried to rekindle it again but it just wasn't going to happen.) So technically I believe I've never been divorced. Donna and I have been together twenty-one years, married for sixteen, have a fourteen year old kid. No regrets at all. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

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