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xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:27 AM

I'm bored as shit and stuck on laptop with 32 megs of ram and a 28.8 connection so here goes..

Before my entry in porn biz I was a cop in a bad area. So ask all your cop questions here and I will try and answer lol.. =)

hershie · 03-15-2003, 12:27 AM

whats with the donut fixation?

quiet · 03-15-2003, 12:28 AM

thegfycop was just registered

Bored · 03-15-2003, 12:28 AM

Whew you had me worried for a second.

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by hershie
whats with the donut fixation?

Dunkin Donuts always gave us a 100% discount

quiet · 03-15-2003, 12:30 AM

have you ever shot anyone?

hershie · 03-15-2003, 12:30 AM

do you have to take annual weigh in's or fitness tests? Can you be booted out for gaining too much weight?

Sly_RJ · 03-15-2003, 12:31 AM

Have you ever accepted a blowjob as a bribe?

Sly_RJ · 03-15-2003, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Have you ever accepted a blowjob as a bribe?

Sorry, from a man?

Bored · 03-15-2003, 12:32 AM

Ever steal the drugs you've found?
Do you bust potheads just to see how they will react?

quiet · 03-15-2003, 12:32 AM

ever offered a bribe?

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
have you ever shot anyone?

Yes, though it was a tough shot and I missed and shot her finger off.

hershie · 03-15-2003, 12:34 AM

is it true that women hit on cops like crazy? If so what gives with that?

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by hershie
do you have to take annual weigh in's or fitness tests? Can you be booted out for gaining too much weight?

Yes my department was very strict on that.. We were given tests every six months.. Now I have heard they no longer do it and the police academy here has taken out all physical fitness aspects of there training... fuckin stupid

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:36 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Have you ever accepted a blowjob as a bribe?

Nope but a buddy of mine got booted from the force for banging his SGT. in the patrol car one night in a grave yeard

hershie · 03-15-2003, 12:37 AM

i hear that firemen have a high incidence of heart attacks because their stress level goes from resting to a million in an instant when the fire bell rings. What about cops - higher degree of heart attacks and stress problems then the average population?

BrutalMaster · 03-15-2003, 12:37 AM

How often do cops lie on the witness stand to get a conviction?

Brutal

Amputate Your Head · 03-15-2003, 12:37 AM

did you ever feel inferior while driving your meter maid cart around.... like, you didn't deserve such a lowly position and it always seemed like they never really gave you a fair chance to move up the ladder.... or that the public never respected you as a real cop.....

[Labret] · 03-15-2003, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by xanx

Yes, though it was a tough shot and I missed and shot her finger off.

ahaha and he laughs about it.

God I want to be a cop. Not in Detroit.

SleazyDream · 03-15-2003, 12:38 AM

is it true that if you kill someone and noone sees and you are able to dispose of the body in a place where noone will EVER find it you won't be convicted of murder?

LiveCam · 03-15-2003, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xanx

Dunkin Donuts always gave us a 100% discount

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by Bored
Ever steal the drugs you've found?
Do you bust potheads just to see how they will react?

Drugs was actually my area...and no I never arrested anyone for anything that was not a felony

Never really ever got in to dope even as a kid

Buckfutter · 03-15-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

Sorry, from a man?

Anything to get out of a speeding ticket. You disgust me.

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:39 AM

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Originally posted by hershie
is it true that women hit on cops like crazy? If so what gives with that?

Yes they were called "badge bunnies"and I have to say I nailed a few

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by quiet
ever offered a bribe?

nope never needed too

quiet · 03-15-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by xanx

Yes, though it was a tough shot and I missed and shot her finger off. :1orglaugh

funny :)

Socks · 03-15-2003, 12:41 AM

Hey piggy, I fucked your wife!

sorry.. just always wanted to say that.

Sputter · 03-15-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by xanx
I'm bored as shit and stuck on laptop with 32 megs of ram and a 28.8 connection so here goes..

Before my entry in porn biz I was a cop in a bad area. So ask all your cop questions here and I will try and answer lol.. =)

How the hell do you only have a 28.8 connection?

quiet · 03-15-2003, 12:41 AM

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Originally posted by xanx

nope never needed too

sorry, i meant have you ever been offered bribes?

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by hershie
i hear that firemen have a high incidence of heart attacks because their stress level goes from resting to a million in an instant when the fire bell rings. What about cops - higher degree of heart attacks and stress problems then the average population?

Yes it was very hard to go from a shots fired situation to a complaint about a dog missing.. It was very hard to remain a person not hardened by the job

[Labret] · 03-15-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by xanx

Yes they were called "badge bunnies"and I have to say I nailed a few

What was your scariest moment.

BRISK · 03-15-2003, 12:42 AM

Do you think marijuana should remain illegal?

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:43 AM

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Originally posted by BrutalMaster
How often do cops lie on the witness stand to get a conviction?

Brutal

In my experience you will hear a lot of cops not flat lie but will adjust the truth to fit there needs sometimes

Sly_RJ · 03-15-2003, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by Buckfutter

Anything to get out of a speeding ticket. You disgust me.

You're just jealous.

phogirl69 · 03-15-2003, 12:44 AM

Is it true that cops only give out tickets to ugly/cheap cars? I have never seen a cop give out a ticket to an expensive car like a
Mercedes or Jaguar... Everytime I see a car pulled over its always an ugly pinto one. I have a feeling that cops are intimidated to pull over people in expensive cars because rich people tend to be more educated and ask more questions and are more likely to file a complaint... whereas its easier to pick one someone who is poorer and driving a cheap ugly car like a Corolla or something.

I have never EVER seen someone in a luxury car get pulled over. I admit, if I was a cop, I would prolly feel more comfortable pulling over people in ghetto cars because than dealing with richer people. Is this my imagination or really true??

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:45 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
did you ever feel inferior while driving your meter maid cart around.... like, you didn't deserve such a lowly position and it always seemed like they never really gave you a fair chance to move up the ladder.... or that the public never respected you as a real cop.....

We don't have meters around here but if we did I'm sure the uniform guys whould be doing that job too

LiveCam · 03-15-2003, 12:45 AM

do you think a miss of power when you was young .. push you to become a cop ?

(i have friend , it's that)

he're what the cop are doing here

LOL

Buckfutter · 03-15-2003, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

You're just jealous.

Yeah, jealous of all the blowjobs cops get. My wife won't even look at my dink nevermind putting it in her mouth.

phogirl69 · 03-15-2003, 12:46 AM

O'h yea, and do cops really have quotas on how many traffic tickets they give out per day? If they don't give out a certain amount of tickets do they get fired?

Amputate Your Head · 03-15-2003, 12:46 AM

people in luxury cars don't often drive their expensive babys like uneducated ghetto idiots driving a '72 pea green Pinto with a crack pipe in the ashtray...

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
is it true that if you kill someone and noone sees and you are able to dispose of the body in a place where noone will EVER find it you won't be convicted of murder?

Never saw our state try and prosecute a murder with no body

hershie · 03-15-2003, 12:47 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
did you ever feel inferior while driving your meter maid cart around.... like, you didn't deserve such a lowly position and it always seemed like they never really gave you a fair chance to move up the ladder.... or that the public never respected you as a real cop.....

that comes across as something Hanibel Leckter would say to Clarice.

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:48 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

funny

Not at the time she was all methed up and trying to run over me with a car

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by Socks
Hey piggy, I fucked your wife!

sorry.. just always wanted to say that.

socks you know you can always come over and fuck my wife

SleazyDream · 03-15-2003, 12:49 AM

a former lt-governor of manitoba (who was a distant cousin of mine) got pulled over by a lady policeman here a few years back in a caddy that had no licence plate (just a plate with a royal crown on it) - apparently the lt-governor of manitoba doesn't need a licence plate legally. He politly told the female cop this asked her to call her superiors and ask. She got all snotty with him and as she was writing him up the ticket she laughed at him and said the law is the law - bla bla bla....

The NEXT DAY she was transfered to the NWT.

TRUE STORY

MORAL OF STORY - -don't EVER fuck with someone POWERFUL.

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:50 AM

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Originally posted by Sputter

How the hell do you only have a 28.8 connection?

I'm in bed on a vintage laptop and using dialup .. the cable modem is in the other room.. just lazy

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by quiet

sorry, i meant have you ever been offered bribes?

Yes.. a lot.. one was sex with two lesbians on a traffic stop.. Didn't take it though

SleazyDream · 03-15-2003, 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by xanx

Never saw our state try and prosecute a murder with no body

xanx · 03-15-2003, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by [Labret]

What was your scariest moment.

Being called to a scene and not knowing what to do. That scared me more than being shot at for some reason

hershie · 03-15-2003, 12:52 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
a former lt-governor of manitoba (who was a distant cousin of mine) got pulled over by a lady policeman here a few years back in a caddy that had no licence plate (just a plate with a royal crown on it) - apparently the lt-governor of manitoba doesn't need a licence plate legally. He politly told the female cop this asked her to call her superiors and ask. She got all snotty with him and as she was writing him up the ticket she laughed at him and said the law is the law - bla bla bla....

The NEXT DAY she was transfered to the NWT.

TRUE STORY

MORAL OF STORY - -don't EVER fuck with someone POWERFUL.

i bet the cops in New York City hate all those UN diplomats and visiting heads of state driving around town with no care to the law.

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	O'h yea, and do cops really have quotas on how many traffic tickets they give out per day? If they don't give out a certain amount of tickets do they get fired?

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SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	a former lt-governor of manitoba (who was a distant cousin of mine) got pulled over by a lady policeman here a few years back in a caddy that had no licence plate (just a plate with a royal crown on it) - apparently the lt-governor of manitoba doesn't need a licence plate legally. He politly told the female cop this asked her to call her superiors and ask. She got all snotty with him and as she was writing him up the ticket she laughed at him and said the law is the law - bla bla bla.... The NEXT DAY she was transfered to the NWT. TRUE STORY MORAL OF STORY - -don't EVER fuck with someone POWERFUL. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.