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420 · 02-01-2015, 09:55 PM

I would tell her to open a little wider than that...

sandman! · 02-01-2015, 09:55 PM

pornmasta · 02-01-2015, 09:56 PM

Ask for oral or anal sex ;) ?

Bladewire · 02-01-2015, 10:06 PM

Some guys are into that, the heavier the flow the more they get off

DamageX · 02-01-2015, 10:25 PM

"Alright, anal it is then."

makeabuck · 02-01-2015, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

Some guys are into that, the heavier the flow the more they get off

That's just ugh.

420 · 02-01-2015, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

That's just ugh.

You're lucky squirtit doesn't call your porn helpline.

ErectMedia · 02-01-2015, 10:42 PM

It's fun that way, blood on your thighs when your done, feel like ya went hunting and just killed da pussy.

Bladewire · 02-01-2015, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

That's just ugh.

Lickity split

CurrentlySober · 02-02-2015, 01:09 AM

Grapesoda · 02-02-2015, 05:53 AM

bronco67 · 02-02-2015, 06:15 AM

My cutoff is 5 miles.

carpocratian · 02-02-2015, 11:15 AM

20 miles is nothing. That's practically next door.

aka123 · 02-02-2015, 11:22 AM

You should call first. Or get some bonus pretending that you like to meet her even when there is no sex.

MaDalton · 02-02-2015, 11:23 AM

anal?????

marcop · 02-02-2015, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

anal?????

That's' what popped into my head.

brassmonkey · 02-02-2015, 11:31 AM

u nasty muther fukers

aka123 · 02-02-2015, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by marcop

That's' what popped into my head.

Well, at least I wouldn't want anal to pop onto me.

420 · 02-02-2015, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

anal?????

Flawless guy logic. "Ewww there's blood in there? Let me put it in your poo hole instead."

PS. I like baseball.... Well, not really. I only like one of the players. Him - Pujols hits a trio of homers in World Series - YouTube

suesheboy · 02-02-2015, 11:35 AM

6 years of vacations - 2 per year with my ex we were visited by Aunt Flo.

So fucking annoying. Especially for her on some of the more adventurous vacations overseas were it started 2 weeks early in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Bladewire · 02-02-2015, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

AntonMG · 02-02-2015, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I would tell her to open a little wider than that...

AmeliaG · 02-02-2015, 12:09 PM

Orgasm is pretty much the only remedy which actually reduces cramps.

Why are you afraid of a little blood?

SilentKnight · 02-02-2015, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kronic

When you drive 20 miles to her house and she tells you she's on her period...

First mistake is she didn't drive to your house.

If she were a sport she'd hand you a 6-pack and say, "There's my sister..."

RebelR · 02-02-2015, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

anal?????

I think it was Ron White who joked about that

"When my wife's on her period, she won't have sex with me at all! No way! Which is bullshit, because if the roller coaster's broken, they don't shut down the whole amusement park! People standing outside the fence going, "The log ride's still working."

420 · 02-02-2015, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

First mistake is she didn't drive to your house.

If she were a sport she'd hand you a 6-pack and say, "There's my sister..."

That's weird. It makes me wonder what a sheriff might hand you before saying there's my step daughter.

SilentKnight · 02-02-2015, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

That's weird. It makes me wonder what a sheriff might hand you before saying there's my step daughter.

If she's ugly...I'd hope it was a check.

JFK · 02-02-2015, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

It's fun that way, blood on your thighs when your done, feel like ya went hunting and just killed da pussy.

420 · 02-02-2015, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

If she's ugly...I'd hope it was a check.

I was hoping he handed donny a condom. I'll ask him when I send him a valentines day card and letter.

CDSmith · 02-02-2015, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by makeabuck

That's just ugh.

You a warrior or wimp?

A warrior isn't afraid to get a little blood on his sword.

CaptainHowdy · 02-02-2015, 12:33 PM

Where's the love??

brassmonkey · 02-02-2015, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Where's the love??

after aunt flow leaves

ezgirl · 02-02-2015, 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

First mistake is she didn't drive to your house.

If she were a sport she'd hand you a 6-pack and say, "There's my sister..."

The only comment here that made any sense, especially the 20 mile drive.

SekobA · 02-02-2015, 02:07 PM

That's really shocking as the pic describe*

iamBoogieman · 02-02-2015, 10:30 PM

Tell her to wash then bang her.

iamBoogieman · 02-02-2015, 10:31 PM

Telle her to wash then bang her.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-02-2015, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

You a warrior or wimp?

A warrior isn't afraid to get a little blood on his sword.

I'm neither. I'm a woman (Formerly makeabuck and got my nick back)

And it's still UGH.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 02-02-2015, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

You're lucky squirtit doesn't call your porn helpline.

I think I'm the wrong gender. Maybe my husband can take one for the team on that one hehe.

420 · 02-02-2015, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

Teller to wash then bang her.

you can say that again

420 · 02-02-2015, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

I think I'm the wrong gender. Maybe my husband can take one for the team on that one hehe.

You're definitely the right gender if he's into that bloody mess he posted.

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