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Why Are Cops probing GFY In The First Place?
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oh God - that must be HELL to deal with..... Thank God MOST (not all) rich or powerful people don't get into tons of trouble with cops.
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I'm scared to death of cops... I once got a ticket for driving with a suspended license because my insurance policy expired, so they towed my car away! I was so scared, I thought the cop was going to arrest me but he didn't. I had to pay over 1k to get the car out of the pound, but when I went to court I only had to pay a $10 fee for a processing fee after I showed proof of insurance...
That incident made me EXTREMEMLY paranoid of cops, everytime I see one in my rearview mirror I feel like I have a heart attack even though I didn't do anything illegal, and I will even drive out of the way to avoid the cop. I am so paranoid, I call the DMV every week now to make sure my license is still valid, because i know they will suspend your license if you pay your insurance bill late (which I do often) Sometimes I don't even like to drive because cops make me paranoid. And one time when I was driving to get some food, I could swear there was a cop following me! When I turned into Taco Bell, he turned into the shopping plaza after me and kept looking at me. I didn't do anything wrong at all! I don't know if he thought my car was suspicious or what, he never pulled me over, but I know he followed me and it creeped me out and traumatized me. ![]() |
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I see youre from Florida. What are the safest areas in Fort Lauderdale area?
I'm looking at apartment rentals on the net. My friend said that Dade County is like gangland and to keep out of central florida and stay on the coast. Is this true? |
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One of the biggest regrets I have ever had was when i was driving alone the highway in an old 1/2 ton I didn't give a crap about and this cop started to follow me. It was an EMPTY road, and the cop stayed about 2 meters behind me for about 20 miles - just to piss me off. I had beaten him in court on a speeding ticket the week before and he was mad at me. I didn't think about it till after but I SHOULD have SLAMMED the brakes on and said i saw a rabbit or something. GUARENTEED he would have rear ended me. Tough to explain away on an open highway - esp with treadmarks and all. Damn I regret not doing that..... If only I could relive that moment in time.
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Good point but your kinda off... In experience a cop will tend to pull over a piece of shit before a nice car because he is doing what's called "profiling" or a "preternatural stop" It means he could really careless about the speed you were going or the tail light out but does know that in most cases the people with large amounts of dope or felony warrants drive shitty cars.. it's not the norm to find a guy wanted for murder driving a Lexus.. It's good police work sometimes but yes you can get your ass in some deep shit for too many preternatural stops.. |
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Is it true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use Public Roads as a means of transportation?
As well, isn't it also true that as U.S. citizens, we have the inalienable right to use our property? From my understanding, the Government does NOT have the right, to turn our "rights" into privelages. A "Driver's License" does exactly that. When you sign for your license, you are "waiving" some of your "rights" and agreeing to abide by the "rules of the road". I'm not sure if you were involved with the Highway Patrol or a traffic division... but if you were or have an opinion on this... As a "Police Officer" swarn to protect our rights as citizens, how can you issue tickets, and fines to people for using their property (their vehicles), even taken to JAIL for not signing for these tickets (personal experience)? Doesn't it bother you to enforce laws against people that you took an oath to protect them from? "The Police used to watch over the people... Now they are watching the people."
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Last question. why do cops always ask " Where are you going?"
Or if you say for example " I'm going to work", they will ask "Where do you work?" Is this standard procedure, are they trained to ask this or are they just being nosy? I hate people asking me a lot of questions, if its not relevant to the reason why they are pulling me over. If they are pulling me over for a traffic violation, why do they need to know where I work or where I'm going and all of that? |
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I would lie or say the wrong thing just because i'm so terrifed of cops I can't think straight. Even though I have nothing illegal in my car and no record, I'm just phobic of cops, don't know why, but i just am. |
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In florida you would have gotten a ticket and he would have got porch time.. Sudden abrupt movements even for animals are an 80.00 dollar fine... he would have got porch time for following to close |
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What's porch time? Suspension?
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Is it normal to not arrest someone for driving with a suspended license but just tow their car?
And one time a cop pulled me over just because my license plate wasn't lighted! I didn't even know license plates had to be lit, i thought cars only had tail lights.... ![]() |
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why did you leave the police force?
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pothole on the highway, who's out there fixin it? a federal/state or local employee, not you
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Tag light is great PC to look for warrants and other shit.. Never wrote a ticket for it though |
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That's weird that you would become a porn webmaster,
I always thought cops hated porn and thought it was really bad! Guess cops are human too..... |
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every cop i know LOVES porn. I got pulled over for speeding on my drive home from the airport from the internext convention. the cop asked me where I was going and where I had been - since it was 3am(probaly thought I came from a bar and was drunk) - i told him I was just off the airplane from a porn convention. he was stoked. Let let me off just for telling him that and giving him one of my business cards so that he could know the url of my free site to get free porn... (as free porn isn't a bribe - or so he put it)
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And as far as I know, there isn't a "Government Road Construction Crew" or anything of the sort. Who do you think actually pays to have these roads built? Do you think the Government has been saving it's pennies over the past 8 months in a big piggy bank somewhere so they can gather enough funds to fill in the pot holes in the road on your street? ![]()
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When I can afford my own full time lawyer I will drive around town on the most god awful hydrolics and harrass every fucking cop in my town until I own every one of them... Then I'll buy them little pink ballerina outfits for Christmas. |
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