Gimmy

So a kid comes to his dad and asks him what is the difference between potentiality and reality? So the dad tells him to go ask his mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt if they gave her 1 million bucks. Then ask the same question to his sister and grandfather. So the kid comes up to his mom and says "mom, would you sleep with Brad Pitt if they gave you million bucks?" The mother yelled out, of course son. Sister's answer was the same. Then he comes up to his grandpa and says "granda would you suck Brad Pitt's cock for million bucks" Grandpa is like, no question about it.

So the shocked kid comes back to his dad with the results. So his dad says. "Now son, potentially we sit on 3 million dollars, but in reality we live with two sluts and a cocksmoker"