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Old 03-14-2003, 05:45 PM   #1
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Tell me your hooker stories

Ok, once I picked up this hooker and did not have enough money to pay her so I offered her my tazer as a payment. She took it and when playing with it she accidently shocked herself. Was pretty funny
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Old 03-14-2003, 05:47 PM   #2
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Ok, once I picked up this hooker and did not have enough money to pay her so I offered her my tazer as a payment. She took it and when playing with it she accidently shocked herself. Was pretty funny
You forgot to mention the herpes that she hooked you up with and how your dick almost fell off..
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Old 03-14-2003, 05:47 PM   #3
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Old 03-14-2003, 05:49 PM   #4
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Ok, once I picked up this hooker and did not have enough money to pay her
Gimmy! You should have visited my site FrugalJohn. It's a place where cheap bastards find quality ladies.



Most of my adult sites are escort directories or communities.

http://www.frugaljohn.com

PS: Hello Everyone, I am new here!
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Old 03-14-2003, 05:49 PM   #5
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Old 03-14-2003, 05:50 PM   #6
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Was pretty funny
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Old 03-14-2003, 05:52 PM   #7
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Gimmy! You should have visited my site FrugalJohn. It's a place where cheap bastards find quality ladies.



Most of my adult sites are escort directories or communities.

http://www.frugaljohn.com

PS: Hello Everyone, I am new here!
if you want to expand to vegas, i'd go in with you if you want a partner-let me know-that is of course if you are doing well with the site
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Old 03-14-2003, 06:02 PM   #8
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FrugalJohn has been very successful for me. It generates a nice amount of affiliate sales plus advertising. The site has led to several niche offshoots. FrugalJohn has been written up several times including SexTV and Salon.com (soon on FoxNews' The Pulse).

Las Vegas is an important market. Feel free to contact me at [email protected].
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Old 03-14-2003, 06:13 PM   #9
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FrugalJohn has been very successful for me. It generates a nice amount of affiliate sales plus advertising. The site has led to several niche offshoots. FrugalJohn has been written up several times including SexTV and Salon.com (soon on FoxNews' The Pulse).

Las Vegas is an important market. Feel free to contact me at [email protected].
check my site out and make a few more bucks

welcome to GFY
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Old 03-14-2003, 06:29 PM   #10
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You forgot to mention the herpes that she hooked you up with and how your dick almost fell off..
I don't know about you but I always wear condoms
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Old 03-14-2003, 06:32 PM   #11
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I've never used a hooker. I'd rather cut my dick off with a rusty spoon than have to admit to myself I can't get sex for free and pay some chick to let me bang her.

Interesting story, eh?
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Old 03-14-2003, 06:33 PM   #12
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FrugalJohn has been very successful for me. It generates a nice amount of affiliate sales plus advertising. The site has led to several niche offshoots. FrugalJohn has been written up several times including SexTV and Salon.com (soon on FoxNews' The Pulse).

Las Vegas is an important market. Feel free to contact me at [email protected].
you got mail
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Old 03-14-2003, 06:34 PM   #13
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I've never used a hooker. I'd rather cut my dick off with a rusty spoon than have to admit to myself I can't get sex for free and pay some chick to let me bang her.

Interesting story, eh?
are you gay
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