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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    How can I become a porn actor? (no gay, no donkies)

    Hello friends and producers. I am interested in becoming a full time porn actor. Here are some of my stats:

    Tall
    Muscular
    Huge thick cock, its like grabbing a beer can
    Can cum on command, you snap your fingers, ring a gong, i dont care i cum
    Stamina of an energizer bunny

    What i need from you:
    $10,000 per shoot.
    I will only fuck your hottest models as per my selection

    What producers are willing to step up to the plate and pay up to get the hottest stud in adult going (me)? Broke asses need not apply.
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    • ManPuppy
      Confirmed User
      • Aug 2011
      • 407
      #2
      So, chickens are OK? (If they're hot enough?)
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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682
          #3
          Originally posted by ManPuppy
          So, chickens are OK? (If they're hot enough?)
          Get our of here you little punk. Stop stealing Mcdonalds wifi during work hours.

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            • FriendsForNow
              D2 215lb Final
              • Oct 2014
              • 535
              #4
              Originally posted by MetaMan
              Huge thick cock, its like grabbing a beer can
              Mine is thicker than a empty paper towel roll.



              More often it resembles this.

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                • pornmasta
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 20016
                  #5
                  Originally posted by MetaMan

                  Tall
                  Muscular
                  Huge thick cock, its like grabbing a beer can
                  Can cum on command, you snap your fingers, ring a gong, i dont care i cum
                  Stamina of an energizer bunny

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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656
                      #6
                      1K - and you have an entertaining thread proving that you are worth more than most of the male actors.
                      10K - fantasy thread

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                        • RyuLion
                          ClubDomCash.com
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 32369
                          #7
                          Originally posted by mineistaken
                          1K - and you have an entertaining thread proving that you are worth more than most of the male actors.
                          10K - fantasy thread

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                            • CaptainHowdy
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 94733
                              #8
                              Originally posted by pornmasta
                              ...

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                                • ruff
                                  I have a plan B
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 5507
                                  #9
                                  Once was funny, twice, not so much.
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                                    • brassmonkey
                                      Pay It Forward
                                      • Sep 2005
                                      • 77396
                                      #10
                                      try this dogg
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                                        • MetaMan
                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 28682
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by ruff
                                          Once was funny, twice, not so much.
                                          Are you a producer? No
                                          Are you a broke loser? Id bet on it

                                          Why are you in my thread?

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                                            • escorpio
                                              King of Canada
                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 23487
                                              #12
                                              Sorry man but you have to start with donkeys and work your way up to gay. It's called "paying your dues."
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                                                • onwebcam
                                                  Fake Nick 1.0
                                                  • Oct 2005
                                                  • 27689
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by escorpio
                                                  Sorry man but you have to start with donkeys and work your way up to gay. It's called "gaying your dudes."
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                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 122992
                                                      #14

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                                                        • wehateporn
                                                          Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                          • Apr 2007
                                                          • 27176
                                                          #15

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                                                            • ReggieDurango
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2007
                                                              • 4784
                                                              #16
                                                              know not serious

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                                                                • MaDalton
                                                                  I am Amazing Content!
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 39861
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                  try this dogg
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                                                                    • DAMNMAN
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                      • 1440
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by escorpio
                                                                      Sorry man but you have to start with donkeys and work your way up to gay. It's called "paying your dues."
                                                                      This!!!!
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                                                                        • fappingJack
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Dec 2014
                                                                          • 2172
                                                                          #19
                                                                          everybody starts at the bottom, so unless youre willing to work with anyone (which means no selection done) youre on your way on top man. Goodluck

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                                                                            • shoot twice
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Sep 2014
                                                                              • 517
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                              $10,000 per shoot.
                                                                              I'm still waiting for the $150 that Extreme owes me for the scene I did with Blue Iris back in 2001.
                                                                              "A slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long silk nightgown packs more sex than two bodies naked in bed." - Bette Davis

                                                                              I'm a shooter and I do business in private and I only take CASH.
                                                                              PS I'm impossible to troll.

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                                                                                • Milfer
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                                                  • 1149
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  first of all, you need to change your cartoonist profile and signature image, to prove that you are "grown up" male

                                                                                  after that some "producer" might take your Dick seriously.

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                                                                                    • mavruda
                                                                                      porn cartoonist
                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                      • 2597
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                      Hello friends and producers. I am interested in becoming a full time porn actor. Here are some of my stats:

                                                                                      Tall
                                                                                      Muscular
                                                                                      Huge thick cock, its like grabbing a beer can
                                                                                      Can cum on command, you snap your fingers, ring a gong, i dont care i cum
                                                                                      Stamina of an energizer bunny
                                                                                      Best of luck with finding what you are looking for
                                                                                      / if you are serious /

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                                                                                        • DraX
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                                                          • 7147
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by MetaMan

                                                                                          Why are you in my thread?
                                                                                          Sorry to kill your grandiose appearance but the thread belongs to AVN Media Network Inc.
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                                                                                            • ruff
                                                                                              I have a plan B
                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 5507
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                              Are you a producer? No
                                                                                              Are you a broke loser? Id bet on it

                                                                                              Why are you in my thread?
                                                                                              I'm a broke loser like you, but you seem to have a lot more time on your hands. I'm in your thread because I can be.
                                                                                              CryptoFeeds

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                                                                                                • SlammedMedia
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2008
                                                                                                  • 1573
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                                  Get our of here you little punk. Stop stealing Mcdonalds wifi during work hours.
                                                                                                  McDonald's wifi is free.
                                                                                                  ICQ: 350-260-628

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                                                                                                    • Black All Through
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Oct 2010
                                                                                                      • 2078
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by wehateporn
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                                                                                                        • MetaMan
                                                                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                                                          • 28682
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by SlammedMedia
                                                                                                          McDonald's wifi is free.
                                                                                                          And does your boss allow you to use the wifi during work hours?

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                                                                                                            • Double trouble
                                                                                                              So Fucking What?
                                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                                              • 22251
                                                                                                              #28

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                                                                                                                • Scott McD
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                  • 67798
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by pornmasta
                                                                                                                  Oh my...


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                                                                                                                    • mamaliga
                                                                                                                      la gente está muy loca
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2011
                                                                                                                      • 1323
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      seems legit

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