A guy I went to lunch with today tried to use the ketchup, and that watery ketchup juice spilled all over his burger. The waitress giggles and says, "Ugh, I hate that ketchup pre-cum. It ruins everything!". She quickly realized what she said and her face turned to stone. She was cute and I thought it was funny. She didn't come back to our table too often though.
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A real man would have read the signals, & fucked her in the restroom...
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It's not Hot.
And anyone who uses the word lacks an imagination.
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I used to be terrible at reading signals. One time I was at a head shop and the girl there was flirting and told me she lived right down the street and wanted to check out this vagina coloring book together. I didn't feel like coloring so I said no thanks.... :'(
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Depends on how cute the waitress was.Herschel Savage
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You should have flopped the Balboski on the table and say I'll show you pre cumComment
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Got to hand it out to Mr. Sober here
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we need pics of herComment
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I think that's pretty hot. Must be my age!
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after reading this, everytime my ketchup would spill like that, i would remember that "pre-cum" word and wont be able to eat my burger or hot dog
fucking great, thanks gfy
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