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XSV · 03-14-2003, 01:17 PM

? Office of Homeland Security ?

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a
naked woman who is not his wife.

So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM (ET) all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in Yard chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The
American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

haggard · 03-14-2003, 01:20 PM

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03-14-2003, 01:17 PM	#1
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03-14-2003, 01:20 PM	#2
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03-14-2003, 01:27 PM	#3
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