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  • TeenCat
    Too lazy to set a koala
    • Jan 2007
    • 16139

    #1

    worlds first wingsuit high five ;)



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zw4fPT8lZ0

    serious business!

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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #2
    oh jeeze, what guys will do just to get laid.

    i understand being crazy and fearless but how do they even learn how to do that, and why do it in such a rocky enviroment - why not do it over water? i guess because they are daredevils and it wouldn't be badass enough to get the girls to spread their legs if it was less dangerous.

    i am assuming the guy they dedicate it to at the end died in some accident doing this or something similar.

    i do think it has to do with getting laid, you don't see monks and priests jumping off mountains.

    you gotta try that Teencat, you seem nuts enough to give it a go
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    • pornsprite
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2009
      • 1643

      #3
      Those guys are badasses for sure.
      Go Fuck Yourself

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      • seeandsee
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        • Mar 2006
        • 50945

        #4
        you must be a bit crazy to do this
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        • just a punk
          So fuckin' bored
          • Jun 2003
          • 32393

          #5
          Darwin Awards nominees.
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          • xXXtesy10
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            • Jul 2012
            • 7127

            #6
            look legit no cgi at all
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            • RummyBoy
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2009
              • 2157

              #7
              Those guys are badasses for sure.
              Flying in a wingsuit is VERY SAFE........... there have only been a few deaths (recently). Jeb Corliss nearly killed himself after crashing into some rocks. It hasn't put him off and after fixing his broken bones says he wants to fly again:



              Veteran flyer Kovats died but that was because his parachute failed to deploy:



              Mark Sutton died:

              James Bond Stuntman Dies in Wingsuit Accident - ABC News

              Brian Drake died:

              Brian Drake dies in Switzerland after wingsuit crash - UPI.com

              Ramon Rojas died:

              Ramón Rojas dead: Record-breaking base jumper killed in Switzerland wingsuit accident - People - News - The Independent

              Alex Duncan died:

              West Australian wingsuit flyer killed after hitting mountain in Switzerland

              Three wingsuit jumpers also died:

              Three Killed In Wingsuit Flying Accident in Switzerland

              Too many wingsuit deaths. BUT ITS 100% SAFE.... YOU CANNOT DIE FROM THIS.

              I REPEAT, IT IS 100% SAFE AND YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER.... BECAUSE ITS COOL AND YOUR DEAD BODY WILL GET LAID.

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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24818

                #8
                I'm preparing to launch a new service that will provide stand-ins willing to get laid in the event a wingsuit flyer dies and leaves behind a bevy of horny female groupies.

                It'll be a sole proprietorship.

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                • RummyBoy
                  Confirmed User
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 2157

                  #9
                  A solemn warning to Wingsuit flyers | Xtremesport

                  From above source: "Although wingsuit flying is not on the list (there is probably not enough data to work with yet) it is probably somewhere between skydiving and BASEjumping. It is an interesting aside, though, that fatality rates were very high during the developmental period for this extreme sport. Between 1930 and 1961, 71 out of 75 people died trying to perfect a wingsuit."

                  It looks like at the current stage at least 3% of all wingsuit flyers die from the activity.

                  YOU WILL GET LAID............. TO REST!

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                  • bronco67
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 29032

                    #10
                    I see his future and it involves a face full of cliff.

                    Think about that sport for a moment. At that speed, your first mistake will be your last. And no one can be mistake free.

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                    • SilentKnight
                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24818

                      #11
                      I'm all for Darwinians taking themselves out of the gene pool in the most spectacular fashion - but I feel sorry for the rescuers/recovery workers who put themselves at risk to scrape up what's left of these adrenaline junkies.

                      But that said - wing-suitors and GoPro cams were surely made for one another. Rather spectacular footage...even if the memory chip has to be pried out of a tree trunk afterwards.

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                      • American Psycho
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 3068

                        #12
                        Fucking awesome.
                        clearly dangerous but props to them.

                        Im sure they love life as as result they might die any day.

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                        • Dead
                          They left the door open
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 4755

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                          I'm preparing to launch a new service that will provide stand-ins willing to get laid in the event a wingsuit flyer dies and leaves behind a bevy of horny female groupies.

                          It'll be a sole proprietorship.
                          Some like to push a little further is all! Amazing video, and fantastic catch from the head cam.....really enjoyed that flight.

                          Look at what goes into the design and structure of these suits! It will blow your mind.

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                          • Dead
                            They left the door open
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 4755

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SilentKnight
                            I'm all for Darwinians taking themselves out of the gene pool in the most spectacular fashion - but I feel sorry for the rescuers/recovery workers who put themselves at risk to scrape up what's left of these adrenaline junkies.

                            But that said - wing-suitors and GoPro cams were surely made for one another. Rather spectacular footage...even if the memory chip has to be pried out of a tree trunk afterwards.
                            That gene pool, will need people with nuts

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                            • WarChild
                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                              • Jan 2003
                              • 17263

                              #15
                              I think it's funny that "have luck" is basically synonymous with "derp" at GFY.

                              You are retarded.
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                              • crockett
                                in a van by the river
                                • May 2003
                                • 76818

                                #16
                                I bet that is a hell of a rush, but no fucking way in hell would I jump out of a perfectly good airplane, much less jump off a cliff.
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                                • Klen
                                  • Aug 2006
                                  • 32235

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by RummyBoy
                                  Flying in a wingsuit is VERY SAFE........... there have only been a few deaths (recently). Jeb Corliss nearly killed himself after crashing into some rocks. It hasn't put him off and after fixing his broken bones says he wants to fly again:



                                  Veteran flyer Kovats died but that was because his parachute failed to deploy:



                                  Mark Sutton died:

                                  James Bond Stuntman Dies in Wingsuit Accident - ABC News

                                  Brian Drake died:

                                  Brian Drake dies in Switzerland after wingsuit crash - UPI.com

                                  Ramon Rojas died:

                                  Ramón Rojas dead: Record-breaking base jumper killed in Switzerland wingsuit accident - People - News - The Independent

                                  Alex Duncan died:

                                  West Australian wingsuit flyer killed after hitting mountain in Switzerland

                                  Three wingsuit jumpers also died:

                                  Three Killed In Wingsuit Flying Accident in Switzerland

                                  Too many wingsuit deaths. BUT ITS 100% SAFE.... YOU CANNOT DIE FROM THIS.

                                  I REPEAT, IT IS 100% SAFE AND YOU WILL LIVE FOREVER.... BECAUSE ITS COOL AND YOUR DEAD BODY WILL GET LAID.
                                  I sense irony in this post......

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                                  • bronco67
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Dec 2006
                                    • 29032

                                    #18
                                    Ok, but a real high five is flesh on flesh contact. Let's see if they have the balls to try that.

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                                    • 420
                                      cuck
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 11571

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Mutt
                                      why not do it over water?
                                      Probably a high chance of drowning since they're going so fast.
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                                      • Dead
                                        They left the door open
                                        • Apr 2003
                                        • 4755

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by 420
                                        Probably a high chance of drowning since they're going so fast.
                                        Hitting water at that speed, you might as well land in the road....

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                                        • RummyBoy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2009
                                          • 2157

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Dead
                                          Hitting water at that speed, you might as well land in the road....
                                          Very true........ although, it is possible to land on water in a wingsuit without parachute at slower speed:

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                                          • RummyBoy
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2009
                                            • 2157

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by RummyBoy
                                            Jeb Corliss nearly killed himself after crashing into some rocks. It hasn't put him off and after fixing his broken bones says he wants to fly again
                                            And another good point to make is that if you crash badly and nearly kill yourself, you could end up on CONAN a second time like Jeb Corliss - worth seeing him recounting his accident. He may be fucking mad but he's a good speaker:



                                            RIP JEB CORLISS (even though he isn't actually, technically dead yet)

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                                            • ReggieDurango
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2007
                                              • 4784

                                              #23
                                              I want to fly!

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                                              • RummyBoy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Dec 2009
                                                • 2157

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by ReggieDurango
                                                I want to fly!
                                                RIP REGGIE DURANGO (even though he only thinking about to flying and not technically dead yet)

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                                                • Dead
                                                  They left the door open
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 4755

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RummyBoy
                                                  Very true........ although, it is possible to land on water in a wingsuit without parachute at slower speed:

                                                  That video was a fake for sure.........
                                                  Some day they may be able to throw a drag shoot to slow down enough to make it happen.

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                                                  • adultchatpay
                                                    Let's Make Money
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 8785

                                                    #26
                                                    Men can fly now.

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                                                    • RummyBoy
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2009
                                                      • 2157

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by adultchatpay
                                                      Men can fly now.
                                                      Not only fly - they can jump of Mount Everest (highest mountain in the world) and fly:



                                                      RIP VALERY ROZOV (Not dead yet, not today, not tomorrow but someday soon...)

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                                                      • TrafficRush
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                                                        • Dec 2003
                                                        • 2099

                                                        #28
                                                        My wingsuit is being built.. The manufacturer let's me make production stage deposits.. They are not exactly cheap like going out and buying a new phone. There look simple but there are many airfoils and control surfaces built-in to the suit. I am a pilot, mechanic, and adrenaline junkie.
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                                                        • RummyBoy
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                                                          • Dec 2009
                                                          • 2157

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by TrafficRush
                                                          My wingsuit is being built..
                                                          How much is it costing? There are so many options to consider, I can't decide:

                                                          Squirrel Wingsuits Manufacturer: Range, Prices & Photos - Colugo Aura Swift

                                                          TonySuit Wingsuit Range - Incliding X3, X-Bird and Apache BASE Wingsuit.

                                                          IF IM GOING TO DIE, I WANT THE BEST ODDS OF IT NOT HAPPENING AS WELL AS TO LOOK LIKE A CORPSE COOL ENOUGH TO GET LAID... which type of suit you recommend?

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                                                          • Robin
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Dec 2012
                                                            • 261

                                                            #30
                                                            Awesome stuff. Wingsuiters are by far the best guys to hang around with, loads of experience, crazy but also very calculated. What pisses me off is that they are taking way too much space in the airplane ))
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                                                            • SekobA
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Oct 2008
                                                              • 12173

                                                              #31
                                                              they have some big balls

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                                                              • PR_Glen
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2006
                                                                • 9058

                                                                #32
                                                                yeah it looks pretty stupid, but tell me that wouldn't at least make for a fun video game?

                                                                reminds me of pilots wings..
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                                                                • Dead
                                                                  They left the door open
                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 4755

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by TrafficRush
                                                                  My wingsuit is being built.. The manufacturer let's me make production stage deposits.. They are not exactly cheap like going out and buying a new phone. There look simple but there are many airfoils and control surfaces built-in to the suit. I am a pilot, mechanic, and adrenaline junkie.
                                                                  May the four winds blow you safely home!!!!!!!!!

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