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I had sex with 8 women in the last 24 hours:

12-04-2015, 03:59 PM

I had sex with 8 women in the passed 24 hours. My buddy told me to dip my cock in lemon juice to stop any STDs from going up my waawee.

Now my cock is burning and i have massive hives that resemble burns on my sack from spilling the lemon juice.

i applied sour cream to the lemon juice to ease the pain but it seems to have made it worst.

i proceeded to drown my cock in tomato juice to re-ease the burn and treat it like a skunk spray.

if this persists i will go to emergency.

if i don't post in the next 24 hours please call the police because i may not be alive.

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12-04-2015, 04:02 PM

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12-04-2015, 04:04 PM

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Poor dick.

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12-04-2015, 04:04 PM

you should add a bit of cilantro next


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12-04-2015, 04:06 PM

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12-04-2015, 04:07 PM

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12-04-2015, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by jerkules

And then you woke up...

ya with your mom next to me. then i wish i went to sleep!
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12-04-2015, 04:08 PM

Originally posted by 420

you should add a bit of cilantro next

i was thinking chives but cilantro works.
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12-04-2015, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by dyna mo

i was thinking chives but cilantro works.

You were thinking if my dicks tastes better with chives or cilantro?

what is this an episode of chopped? u gay?
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12-04-2015, 04:11 PM

This thread is like eh, not like meh more like eh.

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12-04-2015, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

You were thinking if my dicks tastes better with chives or cilantro?

what is this an episode of chopped? u gay?

apparently, you're still dreaming. you must be sleep posting.
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12-04-2015, 04:14 PM

Chicks dig warts. I'll say you keep 'em.

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12-04-2015, 04:15 PM

Originally posted by mechanicvirus

This thread is like eh, not like meh more like eh.

ya i have your mom an "A" for how well she sucked my junk!
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12-04-2015, 07:49 PM

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12-04-2015, 09:52 PM

Lemon juice, sour cream and tomato juice. . . you sound like you are making a salad dressing for your dick.
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12-04-2015, 09:54 PM

Youre only in this mess because I had sex with those 8 women before you did.
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12-04-2015, 11:14 PM

I am most certain someone using That 70s Show images has already peaked and probably isn't getting laid at all.

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12-05-2015, 12:01 AM

All I hear is
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

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12-05-2015, 12:53 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

i applied sour cream to the lemon juice to ease the pain but it seems to have made it worst.
i proceeded to drown my cock in tomato juice to re-ease the burn and treat it like a skunk spray.

start infection and dick fall off
you need to use an antiseptic

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12-05-2015, 01:46 AM

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12-05-2015, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

I had sex with 8 women in the passed 24 hours. My buddy told me to dip my cock in lemon juice to stop any STDs from going up my waawee.

Now my cock is burning and i have massive hives that resemble burns on my sack from spilling the lemon juice.

i applied sour cream to the lemon juice to ease the pain but it seems to have made it worst.

i proceeded to drown my cock in tomato juice to re-ease the burn and treat it like a skunk spray.

if this persists i will go to emergency.

if i don't post in the next 24 hours please call the police because i may not be alive.

Meta out.

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12-05-2015, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by epitome

I am most certain someone using That 70s Show images has already peaked and probably isn't getting laid at all.

Now, having said that...

(Yup, I've dry docked myself, so I can safely used it)

If you saw my girlfriend your dick wouldnt stink like a mans asshole ever again!
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12-05-2015, 02:36 AM

Originally posted by Adraco

All I hear is
Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla

Carry on champ.

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12-05-2015, 03:30 AM

you need to inject some of the lemon juice into your urethra, in case the clap got inside
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12-05-2015, 04:20 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Ya thats all i hear from your mom before shes sucking my dick!

I have only one question actually. How much did you drink today? Is it possible to see you posting here when you are not on meth or drunk as shit?

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12-05-2015, 04:22 AM

Originally posted by CyberSEO

I have only one question actually. How much did you drink today? Is it possible to see you posting here when you are not drunk as shit?

I have one question for you actually. Why are you so mad that Americans have big cocks and you have small cabbage roll wee wee?
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12-05-2015, 04:23 AM

Shit 8 times in 24h.probably you are 18yo

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12-05-2015, 04:31 AM

Originally posted by Sednub997

Shit 8 times in 24h.probably you are 18yo

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12-05-2015, 05:04 AM

Been a long time since I've done that. 9 is my record for one day.

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12-05-2015, 06:05 AM

Ask you mom to kiss the pain away
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12-05-2015, 06:12 AM

On a serious note - who in the world could manage to fuck 8 non paid chicks in 24 hours? Besides celebrities. I would be even the most handsome and game having man would struggle (not talking about white man in Asia etc, but amongst own people).
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12-05-2015, 06:17 AM

Originally posted by mineistaken

On a serious note - who in the world could manage to fuck 8 non paid chicks in 24 hours? Besides celebrities. I would be even the most handsome and game having man would struggle (not talking about white man in Asia etc, but amongst own people).

Swingers.

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12-05-2015, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by mineistaken

On a serious note - who in the world could manage to fuck 8 non paid chicks in 24 hours? Besides celebrities. I would be even the most handsome and game having man would struggle (not talking about white man in Asia etc, but amongst own people).

White dudes in Asia, dude, white dudes in Asia where the "in thing" like 30 years ago.

Funny how most whiteys think, wonder, and imagine that they can step their foot into anywhere in Asia and they are going to be getting 1000's of girls kneeling at their feets. In Nana, or walking street, or AC ofc yes, but normal uni girls, etc, good luck.

I would love to take bets on this topic, who can get laid with normal uni type girl, 1 night stand. Everyone would fail

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12-05-2015, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

I had sex with 8 women in the passed 24 hours.
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12-05-2015, 07:40 AM

Originally posted by jscott

Funny how most whiteys think, wonder, and imagine that they can step their foot into anywhere in Asia and they are going to be getting 1000's of girls kneeling at their feets. In Nana, or walking street, or AC ofc yes, but normal uni girls, etc, good luck.

I 100% guarantee you Asian women would be throwing themselves as my feet. I'm tall, handsome, have a huge schlong and I'm just like the white kings that they are used to seeing in Hollywood movies.

They would be impressed by my size, stature, deep baritone voice, fall at my knees screaming ""MetaMan we love you!". Asian women are easy if you're me.
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12-05-2015, 07:53 AM

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12-05-2015, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by mineistaken

On a serious note - who in the world could manage to fuck 8 non paid chicks in 24 hours? Besides celebrities. I would be even the most handsome and game having man would struggle (not talking about white man in Asia etc, but amongst own people).

Pff E.g. Adam & Eve - I don't know about your city, but here in Moscow is a shitload of places like that (they call them swinger clubs, tantra clubs, sex clubs etc). Pay $100-$150 to enter (a price for a single man according to that particular site) and have sex with 100 of women at one night... course if you are some Marvel or DC hero with a member of steel ;)

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12-05-2015, 08:50 AM

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12-05-2015, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by CyberSEO

Pff E.g. Adam & Eve - I don't know about your city, but here in Moscow is a shitload of places like that (they call them swinger clubs, tantra clubs, sex clubs etc). Pay $100-$150 to enter (a price for a single man according to that particular site) and have sex with 100 of women at one night... course if you are some Marvel or DC hero with a member of steel ;)

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12-05-2015, 10:45 AM

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12-05-2015, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by jscott

White dudes in Asia, dude, white dudes in Asia where the "in thing" like 30 years ago.

Funny how most whiteys think, wonder, and imagine that they can step their foot into anywhere in Asia and they are going to be getting 1000's of girls kneeling at their feets. In Nana, or walking street, or AC ofc yes, but normal uni girls, etc, good luck.

I would love to take bets on this topic, who can get laid with normal uni type girl, 1 night stand. Everyone would fail

Take it easy. It is a FACT that it is MUCH MUCH EASIER to get laid in places like Philipines, Indonesia etc for a white dude compared to the same white dude in home country.

I understand what you are saying (that is is being exaggerated etc etc), but lets get real. Anybody who went there knows that (or just read rooshv forum to confirm).

So lets say if you manage to hook up with 3 girls in 24 hours at home you could easily manage to hook up with double that there (provided you have enough time). There is no point of denying that...

As for swingers, yeah. Obviously I was not talking about that though
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12-05-2015, 11:24 PM

Originally posted by MetaMan

I 100% guarantee you Asian women would be throwing themselves as my feet. I'm tall, handsome, have a huge schlong and I'm just like the white kings that they are used to seeing in Hollywood movies.

They would be impressed by my size, stature, deep baritone voice, fall at my knees screaming ""MetaMan we love you!". Asian women are easy if you're me.

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12-05-2015, 11:59 PM

Mineistaken. Ya agreed. Easier yes, but most ppl end up going to those places and thinking they are such charming, hot, rich, great people, when really they are banging the worst 10% of the population

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12-06-2015, 12:47 AM

Originally posted by candyflip

Swingers.

swingers are gross as fuck.
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12-06-2015, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

swingers are gross as fuck.

Depends on a country I've been to one of those clubs with my buddy. He wanted to try it and needed a company. I'm married, I don't cheat on my wife, so my friend has offered to pay my entrance fee and for my bar bill and I agreed. As a result, I've spent a good time in the bar there (which was really rich for food and drinks), was watching striptease, live sex shows etc, while my friend did the things he has came into that club for. And you know, most of the girls I've seen there were real beautiful and young (I'd say about 19-30 year old). As far as I found out, usually they come there along with their older rich boyfriends (lovers) who want some variety in sex. Also there is a lot of single women who spend 10-11 at work every day and have no time for a normal relationship (according to statistics, here we have 1 single men per 5 single women).

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12-06-2015, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by CyberSEO

Depends on a country I've been to one of those clubs with my buddy. He wanted to try it and need a company.

Did you enjoy him fucking you in the ass?
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12-06-2015, 01:48 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan

Did you enjoy him fucking you in the ass?

I thought you can read English. Are you drunk again? Is it possible to see you posting sober here?

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12-06-2015, 01:57 AM

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12-06-2015, 02:04 AM

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I thought you can read English. Are you drunk again? Is it possible to see you posting sober here?

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12-06-2015, 02:05 AM

Originally posted by CyberSEO

I thought you can read English. Are you drunk again? Is it possible to see you posting sober here?

All you talk about is going there with your buddy. Seeing not doing anything with beautiful girls. Talk about rich guys who like to do a "variety of sex acts".

Im 100% possitive you took it in the pooper that day.
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