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  • Jel
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    • Feb 2007
    • 6904
    #1

    most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

    ever, in your life?

    I'm guessing theking-aka-not-pathfinder's entry is this post http://gfy.com/20335118-post7.html

    how about yours? what is the thing that makes you cringe as much as knowing that everyone knows you faked your own death, and 13 years later still do the old:

    nick #1: I am going away for a few weeks
    nick #2: I am posting under a 'hacked' account
    nick #1 : I am going to the casino for a few hours
    nick #2: Here I am!
    nick #1: who what where? what are you talking about?

    trick. Anyone even came close to that level of self-ownage?
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    • hadden
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2006
      • 1440
      #2
      Dick falling out in public on account of it being too huge. I didn't do that though, god did.

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        • CaptainHowdy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2004
          • 94741
          #3
          Playing in a punk band ...

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986
              #4
              Falling down after too many shots while talking to a hottie a typical Saturday night

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                • hadden
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 1440
                  #5
                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                  Playing in a punk band ...
                  Welcome to embarrassing

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                    • Markul
                      Likes Pie
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 12403
                      #6
                      I am not telling anyone!
                      But.... I pulled out...

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                        • seeandsee
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                          • Mar 2006
                          • 50945
                          #7
                          why would i share that with anyone
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                            • Scott McD
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                              • Nov 2002
                              • 67798
                              #8
                              Hmmm where do i start. I'll get back to you on that one...


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                                • romeo22
                                  你自己去他媽的
                                  • Mar 2008
                                  • 23350
                                  #9
                                  once i asked one of my old client what's the name of his grandson sitting next to him ..and he answered ...his my son not my grandson!! dohh

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                                    • PR_Glen
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                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 9058
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by romeo22
                                      once i asked one of my old client what's the name of his grandson sitting next to him ..and he answered ...his my son not my grandson!! dohh
                                      could have been worse.. his daughter.. haha
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                                        • The Porn Nerd
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                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 19788
                                          #11
                                          Well, there was that tranny blowjob in the parking lot back in the day...didn't realize it was a dude until I felt the hair on "her" chin....does that qualify? LOL

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                                            • WarChild
                                              Let slip the dogs of war.
                                              • Jan 2003
                                              • 17263
                                              #12
                                              I'd say the odds are very good that post made by the "pathfinder" account was just a troll. If it was the other way around I'd say you'd have him, but the way it was done it looks more like somebody using the Pathfinder account to troll Theking. It's not exactly like the edit time limit is 2 minutes anymore.

                                              The reason you didn't think of this is because you're not that smart either.
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                                                • CDSmith
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2001
                                                  • 51460
                                                  #13
                                                  So many to choose from. I once walked into a full length plateglass window at a McDeath's when I was 18, in full view of a tablefull of hot girls. Or the time I walked into the hospital cafeteria and approached a table full of hot nurses, all the while oblivious to the fact that right below the tray I was carrying my fly was wide open.

                                                  There's many more, but I think the topper for me was in the first year I owned my first motorcycle, after riding 5 hours to get there I proudly roared up in front of my Aunt's place. About a dozen or more members of my extended family were there, mostly cousins, the odd uncle or aunt. Clad all in black leather and a shiny black full-face helmet (for the highway of course) I climbed off proudly and went to put it up on the center stand.... and the damn thing fell over, away from me. I refused to let go and was subsequently pulled (thrown) over top of the bike. I flipped over and did a perfect summersault on the lawn, stood up, turned, and yelled out "TA-DAAAAHH".

                                                  They still chuckle about that to this day.
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                                                    • TheSquealer
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                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                      • 26179
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                      So many to choose from. I once walked into a full length plateglass window at a McDeath's when I was 18, in full view of a tablefull of hot girls. Or the time I walked into the hospital cafeteria and approached a table full of hot nurses, all the while oblivious to the fact that right below the tray I was carrying my fly was wide open.
                                                      That reminds me of a time when I was in high school with my moms friends brother. We were playing basketball and on the way home when somehow started this conversation started where I was saying "there is nothing you could say or do that would embarrass me but if you want, I'll happily embarrass the shit out of you". We were both smart asses that loved pranks so it was the perfect storm for two shitheads. We walk into this mall and working in this kiosk is this really cute blond girl that I had a huge crush on. I went up to her and said hi and ordered something to drink forgetting he was with me. Though I never mentioned her, I guess he figured it out really quickly and said "oh, is this that girl you're madly in love with that you can't stop taking about. Wow. She's really cute and you're right, she has incredible eyes and a beautiful smile just like you said". Her mother was sitting right next to her. I just stood there speechless for a moment looking at both of them and stuttered something and walked away.

                                                      Right after that, we are in a Kmart type store in the checkout line. It's Christmas and super busy with huge lines of people packed together. He gets to the cashier and put whatever small thing he needed to buy up to pay for it. I stepped back, feigning a look a look of disgust and said "so that's it!? You're really going to do it?... fine, I want nothing to do with this, if you're not going to take that out of your pocket and pay for it... I'm leaving you here" and started to walk away, pausing to give him a chance to "do the right thing". So the cashier is saying "look, I don't care ... just pay for whatever it is or leave it" and he's getting super defensive saying "I don't have anything" and I start making a scene "well fuck this; I hate thieves, I'm out of here... Enjoy your jail time!". Then everyone in line is getting mad at him "look dude, stop being an ass and just pay for whatever it is... Seriously!" And of course saying "I don't know what you're talking about" is the least satisfying answer from a suspected thief so everyone else doubled down on their hostility. Finally he had to take off his jacket and let a guy searched him to prove he had nothing.

                                                      After that, we both agreed to stop playing the game of trying to embarrass each other.
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                                                        • SekobA
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Oct 2008
                                                          • 12174
                                                          #15
                                                          i was fucking young mom and his 3yo son saw me necked...i was so shocked but he didnt understated for sure

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                                                            • Mediamix
                                                              Dutch Webmaster!
                                                              • Sep 2013
                                                              • 3228
                                                              #16
                                                              When I was younger I did a lot of drugs in one evening and woke up in a fountain in the middle of the city and couldn't find my clothes anywhere.. Had to walk butt naked to my home..

                                                              That was embarrassing... Everybody could see my little weener.
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                                                                • bronco67
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                                  • 29032
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Recently I went to the gym with two different sneakers...does that count?

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                                                                    • baddog
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                      • 107089
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by hadden
                                                                      Dick falling out in public on account of it being too huge. I didn't do that though, god did.
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                                                                          #19
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                                                                            • jimmycooper
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                                                                              • May 2010
                                                                              • 4016
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I was standing in line for the restroom downstairs at a bar one night. Both guys and girls were in the line and a couple of the girls were pretty hot. All of a sudden my friend, who I had come with me to the bar, comes downstairs and says, "Hey buddy, what's up? I haven't seen you in forever. Are you still dating that fat chick? Julie Meulie Heifer. Man, that girl could eat!" I was kind of stunned because he wasn't normally capable of such hilarity and I really couldn't think of a good comeback so I just said, "Uh, no not anymore" and then just stood there in silence.

                                                                              I got him back a few months later, though. He and two of our other friends were roommates and I went over there late on a Saturday afternoon after they had gone tandem skydiving. He was taking a nap while I was out in the living area hanging out with his two roommates. A girl that we all knew and who I suspected that he kind of liked at the time came over and was like "Where's John?". I told her that he was taking a nap because he was really stressed about what had happened when he went skydiving and told her that his tandem partner/instructor drew wood while above him and that he felt his hard schlong pressing up against his ass during the entire jump. She was like, "Really?" Thankfully, his roommates thought it was hilarious and played along and she totally believed it. Later that night when we all went out somewhere, she told him something along the lines of "John, I heard what happened to you when you went skydiving earlier today and I just want to say that it's OK." He then confronted all of us about the story and denied everything but we all stuck with story and just told him that things like that happened and that he had nothing to be ashamed of. The girl was at the table with us and she amazingly still believed that it had really happened. In the ensuing weeks, months, and even years, the 'rumour' continued to spread amongst our circle at the time and all the new people we started hanging out with over the years. It eventually died down, but to this day, 14 or 15 years later, whenever I see him (which is rarely), I ask him if he's been skydiving lately. lol

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                                                                                • Seth Manson
                                                                                  Please dont fuck animals
                                                                                  • Jul 2010
                                                                                  • 3988
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I cant say, because I dont want to be embarrassed all over again.

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                                                                                    • 2MuchMark
                                                                                      Mark of 2Much.net
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 50991
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I've never once been embarrassed, because every damn thing I do is awesome.

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                                                                                        • Seth Manson
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                                                                                          • Jul 2010
                                                                                          • 3988
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by MarkPrince
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                                                                                            • L-Pink
                                                                                              working on my tan
                                                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                                                              • 39151
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                              Fixed it for you

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                                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                                                  I've never once been embarrassed, because every damn thing I do is awesome.
                                                                                                  Originally posted by MarkPrince
                                                                                                  I bought a Chevy Volt.
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                                                                                                  Fixed it for you
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                                                                                                    • candyflip
                                                                                                      Carpe Visio
                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                      • 43069
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Here's an old embarassing GFY Christmas Thread:

                                                                                                      http://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...-inside-2.html

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                                                                                                        • SilentKnight
                                                                                                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                                                                                                          • Oct 2005
                                                                                                          • 24818
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          In my teens, workin' late at a local lumber yard - moving large lifts of drywall around in the storage warehouse with a forklift. Someone out in the yard shouted for me to come over and help out with one final customer.

                                                                                                          Not thinking, I began backing the forklift out the door (quickly) with the forks raised about a foot above the concrete floor. Unfortunately, the door header was lower than the hydraulic mast on the forks - and I nailed the header pretty hard with the upper fork stage.

                                                                                                          End result - I tore out a triple 2x12" - 18'foot long door header beam, along with the door track. Worst of all, it was at the end of a long, tiring day...and several of us had to stay about three hours to rebuild the door header, reinstall track and fix the door.

                                                                                                          Haste makes waste...in this case.

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                                                                                                            • chaze
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                                                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                                                              • 9774
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Peeing my pants in class, fifth grade. Brutal.
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                                                                                                                • Jel
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                  • 6904
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                                                  Fixed it for you
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                                                                                                                    • NatalieK
                                                                                                                      Natalie K
                                                                                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                                                                                      • 20123
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                                                                      The reason you didn't think of this is because you're not that smart either.
                                                                                                                      cor, you have smarts
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                                                                                                                        • newB
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                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                          • 2870
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I once thought that I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

                                                                                                                          That was embarrassing.

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                                                                                                                            • NatalieK
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                                                                                                                              • Apr 2010
                                                                                                                              • 20123
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Jel
                                                                                                                              ever, in your life?

                                                                                                                              Anyone even came close to that level of self-ownage?
                                                                                                                              I was at a friends home, enjoying a drink, now very merry, not stupidly drunk. I smoke, my friend said to go outside. Heading out through the lounge & walking straight into the patio doors.
                                                                                                                              I suppose a compliment to our friend for his grand work at window cleaning
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                                                                                                                                • Roald
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                                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 27910
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                                                                                                  Fixed it for you


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                                                                                                                                    • Alex21
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                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2014
                                                                                                                                      • 406
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Prolly the time I met Chris Hansen.. and the cameras came out.. not a fun night

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                                                                                                                                        • newB
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                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 2870
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Alex21
                                                                                                                                          Prolly the time I met Chris Hansen.. and the cameras came out.. not a fun night
                                                                                                                                          I'm not good at keeping track of whose nick is whose, but Crazytrini85, is that you?

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                                                                                                                                            • SlammedMedia
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                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2008
                                                                                                                                              • 1573
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by SekobA
                                                                                                                                              i was fucking young mom and his 3yo son saw me necked...i was so shocked but he didnt understated for sure
                                                                                                                                              I think you just admitted to having gay relations and getting caught. The "his" slip-up got ya.
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                                                                                                                                                • hadden
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                                  • 1440
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                                                                                                                                  I would think having Lanni use a strapon on you because you could not get a hardon would be your #1 LC

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                                                                                                                                                    • Jel
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                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                                      • 6904
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by newB
                                                                                                                                                      I'm not good at keeping track of whose nick is whose, but Crazytrini85, is that you?
                                                                                                                                                      ....
                                                                                                                                                      jesus fucking christ

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                                                                                                                                                        • Trolleater
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                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                                                          • 1441
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          One of the best things I've heard, there was this kid growing up who we used to call Buster.

                                                                                                                                                          One day he was home alone and had his TV blaring, when his parents and sister came home early from wherever, and there he was, in the living room, nailing his bulldog, Buster.

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                                                                                                                                                            • Alex21
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                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2014
                                                                                                                                                              • 406
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Jel
                                                                                                                                                              jesus fucking christ
                                                                                                                                                              lol chill.. I only walk into a chicks house naked with coolwhip when I'm certain she's 18

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