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  • MetaMan
    I AM WEB 2.0
    • Jan 2003
    • 28682
    #1

    1. Get Money 2. Fuck dime pieces

    There is only 2 things i do with my time:

    1. Make mad ass denero
    2. Bang hot ass dime pieces

    my new chick is about a 12/10. She likes my long schlong and the way i get the friction on.

    I make mad cash, got mad skillz with the ladies and in general im just a big ass pimp.

    While you are sitting around with your hand on your jock like a simple ass punk. Im gonna be counting my coin watching my dime piece gf slob on my huge ass knob.

    Bitches started calling me TOUCHDOWN because i always go long. Long in the pants. Thats how a true playa rolls.

    NOBODY DOES IT BETTER!
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    • 420
      cuck
      • Mar 2003
      • 11571
      #2
      I'm a bit confused. True playa is born with a huge cock? Or does he convince ladies that his little dick is the best?
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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682
          #3
          Originally posted by 420
          I'm a bit confused. True playa is born with a huge cock? Or does he convince ladies that his little dick is the best?
          i dont give a smack what you do with your pencil cock. im rollin heavyweight in the pants. bitches call my cock MIKE TYSON cause i knock the pussy out.

          Thats how i roll, ya dig "playa"? from east to west, north to south, i had to put a friggin ticketing system to keep the bitches in line outside my fat ass pad.

          while i be celebratin you be playa hatin. get your hand off your jock and get in the game.

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            • brassmonkey
              Pay It Forward
              • Sep 2005
              • 77396
              #4
              Originally posted by MetaMan
              i dont give a smack what you do with your pencil cock. im rollin heavyweight in the pants. bitches call my cock MIKE TYSON cause i knock the pussy out.

              Thats how i roll, ya dig "playa"? from east to west, north to south, i had to put a friggin ticketing system to keep the bitches in line outside my fat ass pad.

              while i be celebratin you be playa hatin. get your hand off your jock and get in the game.
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                • 420
                  cuck
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11571
                  #5
                  I don't remember metaman being this funny. I will take the rejected 9/10's off your hands.
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                    • mineistaken
                      See signature :)
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 29656
                      #6
                      Originally posted by 420
                      I don't remember metaman being this funny. I will take the rejected 9/10's off your hands.
                      I'll take 10/10 and 11/10
                      Thanks, big playa

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                        • WarChild
                          Let slip the dogs of war.
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 17263
                          #7
                          Fuck yeah, Meta's back.
                          .

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                            • Mutt
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 34431
                              #8
                              1999 wants its wigger comedy back.
                              I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                • MetaMan
                                  I AM WEB 2.0
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 28682
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by 420
                                  I don't remember metaman being this funny. I will take the rejected 9/10's off your hands.
                                  I dont roll with no 9s bruh. This big ass salami in my pants aint no laughin matter. Bitches call my jock the deli and im servin up fresh cock meat sandwhich all dam day.

                                  I roll up to the club, walk passed all the losers in line, leave with 2-3 hotties, rinse and repeat. Its the day in the life on a playa. That playa bein me.

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                                    • Bryan G
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2005
                                      • 8338
                                      #10
                                      Welcome back!
                                      Bryan
                                      skype: bryan.glass3 | ICQ 302999591

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                                        • MetaMan
                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 28682
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Mutt
                                          1999 wants its wigger comedy back.
                                          Look grandpa why dont you get your cock off of life support and actually bang some tang instead of dweebing out behind a camera all day?

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                                            • TrafficGoldmine
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Dec 2013
                                              • 323
                                              #12
                                              MetaMan I missed you

                                              xoxoxoxox
                                              http://hookup.cash

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                                                • American Psycho
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2009
                                                  • 3068
                                                  #13
                                                  Maybe they call ur cock mike Tyson cause it cant spell and rapes women.

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                                                    • artwilliams
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                      • 252
                                                      #14
                                                      You might say, interdasting. Thanks for the infos. Congratulations to the winner.
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                                                        • MetaMan
                                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 28682
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by American Psycho
                                                          Maybe they call ur cock mike Tyson cause it cant spell and rapes women.
                                                          Ladies call my cock "Rocky 8". ADRIANNNNNNNN

                                                          Last time i checked chicks dont give a dam how someone spells. Im tall, good looking and have a massive cock. What do you expect me to do sit around with dime pieces playing scrabble?

                                                          Get your head out of your ass son.

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                                                            • JD
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                              • 22651
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by American Psycho
                                                              Maybe they call ur cock mike Tyson cause it cant spell and rapes women.

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                                                                • American Psycho
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2009
                                                                  • 3068
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                  Ladies call my cock "Rocky 8". ADRIANNNNNNNN

                                                                  Last time i checked chicks dont give a dam how someone spells. Im tall, good looking and have a massive cock. What do you expect me to do sit around with dime pieces playing scrabble?

                                                                  Get your head out of your ass son.
                                                                  maybe they call your cock rocky 8 because it short like Sylvester Stallone and gets beaten by Russian and black men regularly.

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                                                                    • Diomed
                                                                      Converting like it's 1999
                                                                      • Jan 2009
                                                                      • 6167
                                                                      #18
                                                                      See brass monkey,

                                                                      Here is a black cat who you should look up to.

                                                                      Meta always keeps it real white or black.

                                                                      Welcome back meta.
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                                                                        • sonofsam
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                          • 18642
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Hi MetaMan <3
                                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                                            • GAMEFINEST
                                                                              Make STACK$
                                                                              • Nov 2006
                                                                              • 14478
                                                                              #20
                                                                              The myth is back.
                                                                              Compound interest.

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                                                                                • Ferus
                                                                                  Bye - Left to do stuff
                                                                                  • Feb 2013
                                                                                  • 4108
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Yay.... Wellcome back

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                                                                                    • VikingMan
                                                                                      Exploiting human weakness
                                                                                      • Jan 2008
                                                                                      • 6861
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      So I guess you are not up for being my wing man at Walmart tonight? You should try banging 5's and 6's who have menial jobs and kids. They can be had for much less money, time and stress. And they can cook

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                                                                                        • Manfap
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2013
                                                                                          • 2626
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          denero??

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                                                                                            • Markul
                                                                                              Likes Pie
                                                                                              • Dec 2007
                                                                                              • 12403
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Welcome back
                                                                                              But.... I pulled out...

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                                                                                                • hadden
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                                                                  • 1440
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  How do we donate to this noble cause of yours?

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                                                                                                    • nico-t
                                                                                                      emperor of my world
                                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                                      • 29903
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      welcome back.
                                                                                                      I have to agree with mutt though, this 'humor' feels very outdated... brassmonkey finding it funny says enough.
                                                                                                      Maybe you should switch to Muslim slang?

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                                                                                                        • dconstrukt
                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                          • Nov 2014
                                                                                                          • 50
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          LOL? sounds like someone's trying a bit too hard?

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                                                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                                                              • 94733
                                                                                                              #28

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                                                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                  • 51460
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  My man meta is back.

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                                                                                                                    • seeandsee
                                                                                                                      Check SIG!
                                                                                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                                                                                      • 50945
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Not this shit again!

                                                                                                                      pics or only happened in your head
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                                                                                                                        • brassmonkey
                                                                                                                          Pay It Forward
                                                                                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                                                                                          • 77396
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          thanx
                                                                                                                          TRUMP 2026 KEKAW!!! - The Laken Riley Act Is Law!
                                                                                                                          DACA ENDED - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com

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                                                                                                                            • MetaMan
                                                                                                                              I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                              • 28682
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by hadden
                                                                                                                              How do we donate to this noble cause of yours?
                                                                                                                              i dont need donations. im a natural. i am a stud. a lone wolf.

                                                                                                                              Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                                                                              welcome back.
                                                                                                                              I have to agree with mutt though, this 'humor' feels very outdated... brassmonkey finding it funny says enough.
                                                                                                                              Maybe you should switch to Muslim slang?
                                                                                                                              Why do you think I care what 2 grandpas think? This thread doesn't revolve around either of you. It revolves around me being a super pimp.

                                                                                                                              Why don't each of you limp dick geriatrics split a pack of viagra, rent a cabin with "theking" out in the woods and stop bothering me with what your dry old cucumber cream needing asses think is funny or not?

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                                                                                                                                • Jel
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                                                                                  • 6904
                                                                                                                                  #33

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                                                                                                                                    • MetaMan
                                                                                                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 28682
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by seeandsee
                                                                                                                                      Not this shit again!

                                                                                                                                      pics or only happened in your head
                                                                                                                                      Hey post bot loser. How is your robitic girlfriend working out? Does she come in 2 settings? Defrost and Time?

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                                                                                                                                        • hadden
                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                                          • 1440
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          We semi believe you

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                                                                                                                                            • PR_Glen
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 9058
                                                                                                                                              #36
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