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I just read your last reply before you supposedly shut down your computer. Someone needs to smack you upside the head in hopes that you'll wake up and actually start living a life and making a profit.
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If something isn't working for you, don't keep doing it! You posted your Nasty Dollars stats and stated they are your #2 sponsor. Hate to break it to you, but those stats were not exactly the greatest. That means you need to try something different. Drop them and go with another sponsor, or at least a different site. Quote:
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Instead, try to figure out the formulas for yourself. Stop by The Hun and analyze the top 20 galleries for a week. Take notes. You'll discover a pattern and many similar key marketing elements. Fuck, do a search online and start to study marketing. Quote:
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-- I don't know why I just took the time to type that out. This is a business dude, not a game. If you don't have the business mindset, maybe this isn't for you. Just... wake up.
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Way too long a post, but I would like to see his teeth as he was eating candy as he went to bed. Any pics of his teeth?
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HELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long ass thread!
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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why bother helping people like this?
dont help people who cant help themselves. even my grandma sticks to that one.
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hmmm
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that line sounds funny.
i wonder if i quoted her right? hahah
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maybe its: Don't help people who don't help themselves?
Something like that. regardless, time for herbs.
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How about "the Lord helps those who help themselves?"
I'm sure it'll come back to you once you get a couple of healthy bong rips into your system. |
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I tell em no down Hollywood blvd, and every where else beggars lurk. beggars are beggars, no matter if they have a computer or not. People who cant do anything for themself and play on the pity and help of others to do things. That is why they fail. 'Try not, do.' heheh
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she believed people got what they deserved. same as i do.
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ehhh I'll let this one slide I guess...Too tired to start an argument that will go nowhere lol
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no weed like more weed.
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He expects to get rich quick, and he expects everyone who's spent months or years experimenting and learning to find what what works to just tell him because he's lil2rich4u and he thinks he's owed that. He needs to either get a regular job til his finances are sorted or find a newbie board where he can ask away and people won't give smartass answers. Helping people who take the help and run is one thing. Most people needed help at one point or another. An endless parade of "show me everything you know about making money" then throwing temper tantrums when he doesn't get what he wants is crap. btw, he asks for all the dumb comments. When people post something to push someone's buttons and the person responds with a giant temper tantrum, people are gonna push harder and faster. *shrugs*
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ok im gonna rip these apart one by one, please bare with me since i dont know how to do that mass quote thing ...
"Just because others get very nice conversions and you don't, it doesn't mean they're faking the stats. I know various people who convert some sites at 1:60-100. One of our affiliates is converting at a steady 1:50." Yes i beleive people convert 1:50, sometimes even 1:5 ... and i also beleive all people dropping stats shots are making $200k+ per month. |
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"The only people who get insulted are usually those that deserve it. Respect isn't automatically granted, it's earned."
Bullshit, people jump in threads all the time JUST to throw an insult or dig. Look at fletch for example ... if this wasnt a thread to put me down, would you see him posting? |
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"This is complete bull shit and an insult to anyone who posts information around here. Each and every day there is a vast wealth of information given."
You got me on that one ... im very much on edge as of late and very jumpy, just pissed at the world i supose. Sorry for that one. |
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"Just last week I told you to sell some of your gallery spots for some guaranteed cash until you learn how to convert properly. But no, you know everything so you didn't do that. Now just the other day you're trying to sell those exact spots!
When people offer you advice, take it or leave it. But stop asking for more! It's a total slap in the face." Ummmm .... is it just me or does this make NO sense whatsoever? Ok true, you gave some good advice that i at first turned away from ... few days later i am jumping on it. Isnt that "taking the advice others give me" ????? |
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Actually he got told all this over on ANS but he wanted to come play with the big guys. I told him a couple of weeks ago he should go back to a newbie board to learn the basics but he just laughed. He's like a bloody flea - jumping from one thing to another and causing nothing but irritation. I don't know why anyone bothers with the idiot anymore.
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So why the fuck do you always ignore me? All I wanted to see was your teeth.......
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"People are not going to give away their business formulas, get real. They have worked very hard creating these formulas, don't expect something for free. "
Ok lets say you told me the following: Richie, this is what you need to do to see some cash ... make 1 "free site" per day, submit to ALL link lists you can find as well as adding it to your own hub page and submit to all SE's. Make different niches and catagories on your hub page and when it has some nice links and content, submit that to the SE's, add a trade script and add some trades. Link all your sites together on as many domains as you can afford. After 4 months you will have income Now isnt that a business plan of sorts? If you told me that would it break your income??? SO WHATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM?!?! |
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"Surf the TGPs every day. You'll build your own powerful list after a couple weeks. Weed out the bad ones, keep adding new ones."
Good advice, i use this technique to find new trades, guess it will work for gallery submissions also? Thanks for the advice bud, sorry it took all this shit to get it out of you though. |
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"People are here to have fun, get that in your head. The request threads always get answered, be patient."
Who do you think your talking to man? Someone who just joined yesterday? I am one of the ones that starts alot of BS threads for "fun" or just to break my daily routine a bit .... but common man, dont lie and say request threads always get answered. Just the other day i had a request thread asking for AVS ref codes .... took 4 days of bumping to finally get a good amount of them!! |
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"Some of the most respected people have little to no posts. You have to earn your respect man. Stop your whining and start applying the things you have learned through studying and asking questions. "
bull-shit dude Name one person on here with 3k or 4k+ posts that does not get "respect" even if its just envy of what people "THINK" they make?? |
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I post in every thread. How do you think I have so many posts? /button pushed.
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fuck off Fletch ..... i am so fucking sick of your stupid as remarks, please if you ever do me any favor (which i know you wont), when you see i started a thread, just stay the fuck out and go to the next one. I cant remember one nice, decent, NOT insulting comment you have ever made to me or about me. Thanks for the reply, im SURE you would have replied if it was a thread asking for help, advice, tips, or anything else constructive .... perfect example of one of my points above. Thanks for proving me right. |
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Show me where I insult you?
hahah Yesterday when i got your panties wet. i simply posted 3 animated gifs. and didnt say a word. youre too easy. You think I owe you help. go back to school or mcdonalds boy, Ive been at it too long to let you think I give a fuck about whether you fail or pass.
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The time it took you to make those 3 gif's, someone of your skill level could have slammed out 4 basic banners ... i really needed help man. But instead of taking that route, you took the insulting, non-helpful route. No you dont owe me jack-shit, nobody here does. But that being the case, and since you have no intent to help ... then it should be easy for you to just scroll past my request thread. Your comments yesterday, even just a simple gif, and today, and every other post of mine were simply insulting. I dont need it, and im sure you can spend your time more constructively. |
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Fletch is always gonna insult ya, well unless you have a bud in one hand and a bottle in the other...
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Everytime someone has ever posted looking for banners people make MS Paint looking things and post them. You however, are the first person to ever throw a hissy fit over it.
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Im not here to provide you with graphics, im here for entertainment. Not for free. Which is all you want. Youve been on the board begging and whining instead of working, its obvious by your post count. Youre the type that comes here to ask a question before searching google, or god forbid do a 'GFY SEARCH' you, rather ask the same old questions and cry about your bills, as if we care. This is why people get frustrated with newbies like you, you ask the same questions, complain about the same things and do the same fuck ups the loser newbies before you did. On top of that, you create threads like 'NASTY DOLLARS YOU FUCKING THIEF' Quote:
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Keep looking around the corner, Im sure someones there. You schizos make me nervous. If youre all paranoid and think im 'out to get you' and 'put you down' youre really mistaken. I didnt even use words and you claim, I insulted you and whatever. It might be the voices in your head... Quote:
Im not out to get you, what you fail to realize, is I dont think I could care less about you, and thats why I dont care about helping you or giving you free graphics. Why should I give you free graphics? All you wanted was me to do free work for you, and youre the one who is insulted? Im insulted. Fuck off freeloader, I make my money doing this, not trying to do free work for your sorry ass can make sales and not get evicted, i cant care any less if you have a house or not. Make sales or not, or have a car or not. I think its funny watching you cry on the boards about not having money, losing your car, getting evicted. Seriously, do you think we care? It really is funny, since none of us really care and you keep doing it.
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If you had followed it you might now be making money instead of making a lot of whinging and whining noises. Begging for free graphics? - Fuck you've got a hide - just piss off and don't come back - this industry just isn't for you!
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Every critique I just gave you, you ripped apart and once again blamed everyone else for YOUR failure. You're a failure kid. Christ, I'm calling YOU kid and I'm 6 years younger than you. Pull your girlfriends dildo out of your ass and grow up. Get some balls and start improving your pathetic life. I hope someone else got something out of this thread, because you didn't and you never will. You're fucking hopeless. You want your Big Mac served to you on a silver platter. Not gonna happen. These guys are right, I have no idea why I spent 20 minutes of my time typing up that post to HELP YOU out, all while you turn around and spit in my face ONCE AGAIN. Fuck off. -- With that said, I'm still available to help anyone else who wants to help themselves make money. 147479144.
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so you finally giving up?? Good on the net is no place for cheaters and content stealers and site stealers!!! People gave you advice and people help you, no you nagging about your girlfriend and stealing instead of learning, and you know damnn good who i am! he stealing 3 times in a row from me you asshole.Your just a big baby and no pitty for you asshole. I hope bad luck will haunt you for the rest of your life!!!! |
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I really hate ppl who only beg for help, not even asking nicelly, they think all us MUST help them for free, if we don't help them, we are egoist assholes. Life is for hard workers & friendly guys that know how to make relationships. Thats even more important for the online adult bussines, without friends you're nothing, and begging for help ang getting mad if not getting it is not the way to make friends, help the others and you will be helped, be nice and ppl will be nice with you. If you don't like this board because ppl make a lot of fun, go away, there tons of boards more serious that this. This board is funny, also cruel with newbies, but if you're weak enought to get depressed because some guys make a bit of fun from you, go away.
Be a real man not a weak kid, be proud of yourself, work 18 hours a day as some of us do, don't sleep, don't eat, become a coffe addict, visit all TGP, AVS, free sites, visit all adult boards, read about S.E. optimization, be nice with other webamsters, try to make friends betwen the big guys, read about niches, sponsors, etc. There are enought knowledge in the net to read for ages, the succesfull guys are who learn from that insted of asking everybody to do their work. You're really so sad, all us have felt depressed from time to time, but we don't come to public boards to cry and to say that the other webmasters aren't giving us their keys to become rich. Sly_RJ made you a great favour starting this thread, I hope you will learn from it, the keys to success in life are at this thread, just read all posts carefully, the nice, the fun and the blaming ones. Now is your chance to become a real man and start to work hard or to go to cry and hidde your head and become just another loser, there are tons of losers everywehre, and the sad thing is that some of them even doesn't know they are. Life is hard enought to put each man where he desserves. At least life at the net is 100 times faster that real life so you need less time to learn that you're a loser and you got more chances to fix it. If you are enought stupid to think that the post count at boards is the measure of knowledge & yearly income just ignore my post and keep being a sad kid. |
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Sly_RJ, it's very nice of you to try to help him out, but he's been on the wrong board all that time.. Yeah, you can learn stuff here. But this is not a newbie board. There are tons of board out there just waiting for him.
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