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  • DamageX
    Marketing & Strategy
    • Jun 2001
    • 14293
    #1

    Hot or Not Who wants a free GFY t-shirt?

    The other week I won a t-shirt for the best business thread. I already got some and I figure someone else needs it more than I do. I've already talked to Sly about it and he siad it's fine if I wanna give it away to someone else.

    So here is how you can win it: post a joke in this thread and the one whose joke I find the funniest gets it. One joke per post, if you post more than one only your first one will count as an entry. But by all means, please post lots of them, everyone enjoys a good laugh.

    The funniest joke posted before Sunday 23.59 EST gets the t-shirt.

    Let's start LOL-ing!
    Whitehat is for chumps

    If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!
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    • hadden
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2006
      • 1440
      #2

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        • mobiller
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2013
          • 87
          #3
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          One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put whoring. The tax collector explained that whoring was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think about it and that she'd call him back in a hour with her occupation.

          An hour later she called him and said, "I've got it... I'm a chicken farmer." He said, "How do you get chicken farmer out of whoring." She said, "I raised over a thousand cocks last year."
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            • nikki99
              Supermodel
              • Nov 2004
              • 23087
              #4
              gofuckyourself.com "where the industry meets"
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                • kittykatt
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2013
                  • 584
                  #5
                  Whats Forrest Gump's password?



                  1Forrest1
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                    • 420
                      cuck
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 11571
                      #6
                      Originally posted by kittykatt
                      Whats Forrest Gump's password?



                      1Forrest1


                      you can have my shirt
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                        • TeenCat
                          Too lazy to set a koala
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 16139
                          #7
                          i dont get it ... ?

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                            • DamageX
                              Marketing & Strategy
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 14293
                              #8
                              Originally posted by TeenCat
                              i dont get it ... ?
                              Which part?
                              Whitehat is for chumps

                              If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                • RazorSharpe
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2001
                                  • 2238
                                  #9
                                  Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
                                  Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                                    • Dead
                                      They left the door open
                                      • Apr 2003
                                      • 4755
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by kittykatt
                                      Whats Forrest Gump's password?



                                      1Forrest1

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                                        • Dead
                                          They left the door open
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 4755
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by TeenCat
                                          i dont get it ... ?

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                                            • kittykatt
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2013
                                              • 584
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by 420


                                              you can have my shirt
                                              Originally posted by Dead
                                              You can keep your tshirt if I can have your votes in round 2 for me as newb of the year
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                                                • Dead
                                                  They left the door open
                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                  • 4755
                                                  #13
                                                  How do you fit four gay guys on a barstool? LOL

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                                                    • Dead
                                                      They left the door open
                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                      • 4755
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by kittykatt
                                                      You can keep your tshirt if I can have your votes in round 2 for me as newb of the year

                                                      i have a closet full,....you had my vote at "Hello" ...fuckin newbs;)

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                                                        • RyuLion
                                                          ClubDomCash.com
                                                          • Mar 2003
                                                          • 32369
                                                          #15
                                                          An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints.
                                                          The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
                                                          The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.
                                                          The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

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                                                            • RazorSharpe
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                              • 2238
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Dead
                                                              How do you fit four gay guys on a barstool? LOL
                                                              flip it over? unless it's a 3 legged bar stool ....
                                                              Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

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                                                                • Dead
                                                                  They left the door open
                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                  • 4755
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by nikki99
                                                                  gofuckyourself.com "where the industry meets"

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                                                                    • Dead
                                                                      They left the door open
                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                      • 4755
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by RazorSharpe
                                                                      flip it over? unless it's a 3 legged bar stool ....
                                                                      I just heard this one last week well drunk,...laughed my ass off......I am a newb as well

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                                                                        • DamageX
                                                                          Marketing & Strategy
                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                          • 14293
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Some really good ones!

                                                                          Keep them coming folks!
                                                                          Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                          If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                            • Dead
                                                                              They left the door open
                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                              • 4755
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Charlie was visiting an old friend and his wife for dinner. When the time came to leave, his car wouldn't start, and it was too late to call the local service station.

                                                                              The husband urged Charlie to stay over. There was no spare bed in the house; there wasn't even a sofa. So Charlie would have to sleep with the husband and wife. No sooner had the husband fallen asleep when the wife taped Charlie on the shoulder and motioned for him to come over to her. "I couldn't do that," he whispered. "Your husband is my best friend!" "Listen, sugar," she whispered back, "there ain't nothing in the whole wide world could wake hime up now." "I can't believe that," Charlie said. "Certainly if I get on top of you and screw you, he'll wake up won't he? "Sugar, he certainly won't. If you don't believe me, pluck a hair out of his asshole and see if that wakes him." Charlie did just that. He was amazed when the husband remained asleep. So he climbed over to the wife's side of the bed and fucked her.

                                                                              When he finished, he climbed back to his own side. It wasn't long before she tapped him on the shoulder and beckoned him over again. Again he pulled a hair to determine if his old friend was asleep. This went on eight times during the night. Each time Charlie screwed the woman, he first pulled out one of the husband's asshole hairs.

                                                                              The ninth time he pulled a hair, the husband awoke and muttered: "Listen, Charlie, old pal, I don't mind you fucking my wife, but for Pete's sake, stop using my ass for a scoreboard!"

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                                                                                • kittykatt
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2013
                                                                                  • 584
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by Dead
                                                                                  i have a closet full,....you had my vote at "Hello" ...fuckin newbs;)
                                                                                  well in that case lol
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                                                                                    • brassmonkey
                                                                                      Pay It Forward
                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                      • 77397
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      no money??

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                                                                                        • sonofsam
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Dec 2004
                                                                                          • 18644
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Baddog started an SEO host and a PR company

                                                                                          If this is the winning joke, please give it the shirt to woj or shemp <3
                                                                                          I like turtles.

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                                                                                            • Awkward
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                                                                                              • Sep 2011
                                                                                              • 217
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Mickey Mouse was talking to his lawyer about getting a divorce from Minnie Mouse.

                                                                                              Eventually the lawyer asks, "I'm afraid I don't know what you mean. You want to divorce Minnie because... she is very silly?"

                                                                                              "No!" says Mickey, "I said because she's fucking Goofy!"

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                                                                                                • Mediamix
                                                                                                  Dutch Webmaster!
                                                                                                  • Sep 2013
                                                                                                  • 3228
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
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                                                                                                    • Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                                                                      • 122992
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by kittykatt
                                                                                                      Whats Forrest Gump's password?



                                                                                                      1Forrest1

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                                                                                                        • Zuzana Designs
                                                                                                          All Your Design Needs
                                                                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                                                                          • 20899
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by kittykatt
                                                                                                          Whats Forrest Gump's password?



                                                                                                          1Forrest1
                                                                                                          lolz.....

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                                                                                                            • Double trouble
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                                                                                                              • Feb 2008
                                                                                                              • 22251
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links

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                                                                                                                • DamageX
                                                                                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                  • 14293
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                                                                  Baddog started an SEO host and a PR company

                                                                                                                  If this is the winning joke, please give it the shirt to woj or shemp <3
                                                                                                                  I liked gotsenile.com better.
                                                                                                                  Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                                                  If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                                                    • sebs.rar
                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                      • Dec 2014
                                                                                                                      • 34
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      the cowboy had a horse... and the horse had nothing against it

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                                                                                                                        • Relentless
                                                                                                                          www.EngineFood.com
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                                                                                          • 5697
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Offergrind


                                                                                                                          Did I win? ;)


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                                                                                                                            • freecartoonporn
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                                                                                                                              • Jan 2012
                                                                                                                              • 7683
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small
                                                                                                                              commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do
                                                                                                                              something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45
                                                                                                                              years.

                                                                                                                              So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house,
                                                                                                                              and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents
                                                                                                                              to thank him for all his hard work.

                                                                                                                              At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd
                                                                                                                              house, a cheque for 200 dollars.

                                                                                                                              At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered.
                                                                                                                              She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her
                                                                                                                              upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when
                                                                                                                              they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge
                                                                                                                              breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of
                                                                                                                              coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.

                                                                                                                              The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best
                                                                                                                              day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to
                                                                                                                              ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?"

                                                                                                                              The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and
                                                                                                                              he said 'fuck him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."
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                                                                                                                                • freecartoonporn
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2012
                                                                                                                                  • 7683
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk.
                                                                                                                                  He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk.
                                                                                                                                  He says,'Open the vault skank'.

                                                                                                                                  The woman says, 'Sir, this is a sperm bank. We dont have any money here'.
                                                                                                                                  The man says, 'Open the vault right now or im going to blow your fucking head off'.
                                                                                                                                  She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, 'Take out one of those jars'.

                                                                                                                                  The woman said, 'please sir, i promise you we dont have any money here. This is a sperm bank'.
                                                                                                                                  The man said, 'Take out one of those jars right now or ill blow your fucking head off'.

                                                                                                                                  The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, 'Take lid off and swallow it'.
                                                                                                                                  She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, 'Sir, this is sperm. Please, im not drinking sperm. We dont have any money here. Please leave'.
                                                                                                                                  The man says, 'Take the lid off and drink it or ill blow your fucking head off'.

                                                                                                                                  So the womans takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man and to her amazment he took off the mask and it was her husband.
                                                                                                                                  He looked at her and said, 'See! It's not that fucking dificult is it'.
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                                                                                                                                    • DamageX
                                                                                                                                      Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                                                                      • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 14293
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Relentless
                                                                                                                                      Offergrind


                                                                                                                                      Did I win? ;)
                                                                                                                                      They've been awfully quiet lately. Not fun when they're not blowing their fuses on here. I'm starting to miss them, they were quite entertaining.

                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by freecartoonporn
                                                                                                                                      A 65-year old mailman decided it was time to retire. When the small
                                                                                                                                      commmunity he worked for found out, they decided they should do
                                                                                                                                      something nice for him, since he'd served them for the past 45
                                                                                                                                      years.

                                                                                                                                      So, the last day on the job, the mailman went up to the first house,
                                                                                                                                      and the homeowner welcomed him in. They gave him a pile of presents
                                                                                                                                      to thank him for all his hard work.

                                                                                                                                      At the next house they gave him a cheque for 100 dollars, and the 3rd
                                                                                                                                      house, a cheque for 200 dollars.

                                                                                                                                      At the fourth house, a blonde lady answered.
                                                                                                                                      She was wearing silk pajamas, and was motioning him to follow her
                                                                                                                                      upstairs. the mailman had the best sex of his entire life, and when
                                                                                                                                      they were done, he went downstairs. On the table was a huge
                                                                                                                                      breakfast, with waffles, eggs, pancakes, the whole deal, and a cup of
                                                                                                                                      coffee with a 5 dollar bill underneath.

                                                                                                                                      The mailman was curious, so he said to the lady, "I've had the best
                                                                                                                                      day of my entire life, everyone has been so nice to me, but I have to
                                                                                                                                      ask, what's the 5 dollar bill for?"

                                                                                                                                      The lady replied, "I asked my husband what we should do for you and
                                                                                                                                      he said 'fuck him, give him five bucks', but breakfast was my idea."
                                                                                                                                      Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                                                                      If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                                                                        • JIBCONTENT
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2014
                                                                                                                                          • 331
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Why is an elephants sexual organs in their feet?

                                                                                                                                          Because if they step on you you're fucked!

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                                                                                                                                            • Captain Kawaii
                                                                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2007
                                                                                                                                              • 6748
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              May not be funny but it makes me smile.

                                                                                                                                              https://www.wired.com/2014/12/pirate...ed-taken-down/

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                                                                                                                                                • DamageX
                                                                                                                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 14293
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Captain Kawaii
                                                                                                                                                  May not be funny but it makes me smile.

                                                                                                                                                  https://www.wired.com/2014/12/pirate...ed-taken-down/
                                                                                                                                                  Ah, crap, where am I gonna download my 0-day porn releases now?
                                                                                                                                                  Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                                                                                  If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                                                                                    • aliss
                                                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2014
                                                                                                                                                      • 6
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!

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                                                                                                                                                        • DamageX
                                                                                                                                                          Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 14293
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Keep them coming people!
                                                                                                                                                          Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                                                                                          If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                                                                                            • SekobA
                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2008
                                                                                                                                                              • 12174
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              that made me a tickle

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                                                                                                                                                                • freecartoonporn
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2012
                                                                                                                                                                  • 7683
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Captain Kawaii
                                                                                                                                                                  May not be funny but it makes me smile.

                                                                                                                                                                  https://www.wired.com/2014/12/pirate...ed-taken-down/

                                                                                                                                                                  thats nice move, but system is flawed, check comments , its up for me Download music, movies, games, software! The Pirate Bay - The galaxy's most resilient BitTorrent site
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                                                                                                                                                                    • flimflam
                                                                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2014
                                                                                                                                                                      • 4
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      A priest books a hotel room and stops by the reception to ask if the porn on the tv is disabled, so the receptionist calls him a sick fuck.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • DamageX
                                                                                                                                                                          Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 14293
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by freecartoonporn
                                                                                                                                                                          thats nice move, but system is flawed, check comments , its up for me Download music, movies, games, software! The Pirate Bay - The galaxy's most resilient BitTorrent site
                                                                                                                                                                          Doesn't look like it's fully functional just yet.
                                                                                                                                                                          Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                                                                                                          If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                                                                                                            • simina
                                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2014
                                                                                                                                                                              • 36
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              A blind man walks into a bar. and a table. and a chair.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Matyko
                                                                                                                                                                                  PsyHead
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 8681
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  What about this: Hungary plans to do drug tests on all students between the age of 12-18, plus all journalists and politicians, annually. Oh wait - this is not a joke.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • keysync
                                                                                                                                                                                      Living the Dream
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2011
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 2375
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I was fucking gutted when my vasectomy failed.
                                                                                                                                                                                      I had NO intentions of being a father again.
                                                                                                                                                                                      Imagine my surprise when my son was born and found that a failed vasectomy also causes the kid to be black..


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                                                                                                                                                                                        • hotbarbie
                                                                                                                                                                                          Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2014
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 32
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Jokes are overratedm you can just go and read the newspaper and see how they are stealing us while the chicken crosses the road

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • lucanebunu
                                                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2014
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 31
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Everything is overrated!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • DamageX
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Marketing & Strategy
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 14293
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by simina
                                                                                                                                                                                                  A blind man walks into a bar. and a table. and a chair.


                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Matyko
                                                                                                                                                                                                  What about this: Hungary plans to do drug tests on all students between the age of 12-18, plus all journalists and politicians, annually. Oh wait - this is not a joke.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Is that even constitutional?!?!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by keysync
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I was fucking gutted when my vasectomy failed.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  I had NO intentions of being a father again.
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Imagine my surprise when my son was born and found that a failed vasectomy also causes the kid to be black..
                                                                                                                                                                                                  So this is you then?



                                                                                                                                                                                                  So fucking owned!
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Whitehat is for chumps

                                                                                                                                                                                                  If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • thecatwrites
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2014
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 418
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      free is always good, is it?

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