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  • SilentKnight
    Megan Fox's fluffer
    • Oct 2005
    • 24818

    #1

    I wanna be reincarnated as...

    Doubting reincarnation exists...but if so:

    Comin' back as the world's most badass guitarist fer sure.

    You?


  • DamageX
    Marketing & Strategy
    • Jun 2001
    • 14293

    #2
    A pair of panties on a supermodel. But I'm weird like that.
    Whitehat is for chumps

    If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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    • dicknipples
      Formerly known as Lensman
      • May 2014
      • 654

      #3
      Yo DamageX has the right thought.

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      • SilentKnight
        Megan Fox's fluffer
        • Oct 2005
        • 24818

        #4
        Originally posted by DamageX
        A pair of panties on a supermodel. But I'm weird like that.
        Nope, Joe Perry on a few dozen supermodels. Diversity is king.

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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24818

          #5

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          • Spunky
            I need a beer
            • Jun 2002
            • 133986

            #6
            Eagle,I wanna fly around and catch salmon

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            • 2MuchMark
              Mark of 2Much.net
              • Aug 2004
              • 50979

              #7
              Jessica Alba's bicycle seat.

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              • pornmasta
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Jun 2006
                • 20016

                #8

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                • 420
                  cuck
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 11571

                  #9
                  Originally posted by DamageX
                  A pair of panties on a supermodel. But I'm weird like that.
                  You could get your skin made into human-leather panties. Is that too weird?
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                  • Rochard
                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                    • Dec 2001
                    • 75733

                    #10
                    I want to come as a unicorn.
                    Herschel Savage
                    Brooklyn, NY

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                    • TeenCat
                      Too lazy to set a koala
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 16139

                      #11
                      i want to be this flying shit in next life



                      i like so much this flying shit :winwink:

                      6bot
                      / Coming again very soon!
                      Svit Zlin Radio 24/7!

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                      • hadden
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 1440

                        #12
                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                        Doubting reincarnation exists...
                        Conservation is a better word for it.

                        First law of thermodynamics - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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                        • SilentKnight
                          Megan Fox's fluffer
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 24818

                          #13
                          Originally posted by hadden
                          Summation?

                          (save me time readin' a bunch of nouns, verbs 'n adjectives)

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                          • 420
                            cuck
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 11571

                            #14
                            Originally posted by SilentKnight
                            Summation?

                            (save me time readin' a bunch of nouns, verbs 'n adjectives)
                            You only need to read the second sentence.

                            The law of conservation of energy states that the total energy of an isolated system is constant; energy can be transformed from one form to another, but cannot be created or destroyed.
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                            • hadden
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 1440

                              #15
                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                              Summation?

                              (save me time readin' a bunch of nouns, verbs 'n adjectives)
                              Energy can't be destroyed in essence. Only transferred.

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                              • CurrentlySober
                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 38945

                                #16
                                It was the phrase 'i like flying shit' that attracted me into this thread


                                👁️ 👍️ 💩

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                                • gigi555
                                  Registered User
                                  • Nov 2014
                                  • 25

                                  #17
                                  I want to be a lion

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                                  • romeo22
                                    你自己去他媽的
                                    • Mar 2008
                                    • 23350

                                    #18
                                    i would gladly be a famous tennis star

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                                    • EddyTheDog
                                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                                      • Jan 2011
                                      • 25433

                                      #19
                                      Any attractive woman - So I get to fuck all those hot str8 guys I have been lusting after...

                                      Actually make it Angelina Jolie - Then I can fuck Brad Pitt.....

                                      I would be such a whore...

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                                      • DamageX
                                        Marketing & Strategy
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 14293

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                        Nope, Joe Perry on a few dozen supermodels. Diversity is king.
                                        I don't know man... By the time I'm dead Joe Perry will have been rotting away for many years. So I'd be royally fucked out of pussy, if I'm reincarnated as a dead guy. I'll stick with the panties.
                                        Whitehat is for chumps

                                        If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94735

                                          #21
                                          I'd rather be talented than badass...

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                                          • killerbunny
                                            Registered User
                                            • Nov 2011
                                            • 36

                                            #22
                                            Jimmy Page would be my answer...
                                            Sit on my

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                                            • seeandsee
                                              Check SIG!
                                              • Mar 2006
                                              • 50945

                                              #23
                                              As billionare, and i want to remember my past life
                                              BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year

                                              Contact here

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                                              • ellablack34
                                                Registered User
                                                • Nov 2013
                                                • 35

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                I'd rather be talented than badass...
                                                know the feeling

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                                                • aka123
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2014
                                                  • 4450

                                                  #25
                                                  As I would then have better lips than Mick Jagger.

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                                                  • aka123
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2014
                                                    • 4450

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by 420
                                                    You only need to read the second sentence.

                                                    The law of conservation of energy states that the total energy of an isolated system is constant; energy can be transformed from one form to another, but cannot be created or destroyed.
                                                    Mcdonalds has transformed many cows and pigs into fat asses.

                                                    I guess it wasn't those first choice.

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