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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    Hilarious Customer Email

    I received this email from my website today. I'm trying to figure out if it's a joke or real.

    From: Lupe Guadalupe <[email protected]>
    Subject: Need a website......

    Message Body:
    Jes, I contact ju to see if you make the website for me. I am mejicano luchadore , and a little person. I make the bideos of me having the sexy time with other mejicano lady midgets and with man midget too, so I have to have the website to make the pesos from the bideos. I can pay ju with bery good tamales, or with pesos from Mexico. You make website for this pleze?

    Gracias - Lupe
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    • Rochard
      Jägermeister Test Pilot
      • Dec 2001
      • 75768
      #2
      Midget sex is hot.

      I wonder if male midgets have small penises. I mean, every thing else is smaller, right? They have smaller hands and smaller feet....
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        • AaronM
          GFY Royality ;)
          • Oct 2001
          • 46917
          #3
          Seems legit.

          Take the tamales and run.

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            • DonJon69
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              • Nov 2014
              • 475
              #4
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                • CDSmith
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2001
                  • 51460
                  #5
                  Ask Lupè to send pics of her tamales.
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                    • $money$
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2015
                      • 1416
                      #6
                      yes be specific about the tamales being fresh

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                        • pornguy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 62910
                          #7
                          Originally posted by AaronM
                          Seems legit.

                          Take the tamales and run.
                          You mean:

                          Take the Tamales and get the runs.
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                            • Adraco
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2009
                              • 3745
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Rochard
                              Midget sex is hot.

                              I wonder if male midgets have small penises. I mean, every thing else is smaller, right? They have smaller hands and smaller feet....
                              It is a little gay to have those thoughts, about other men's penises, but oh well, to each their own...
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                                • yuu.design
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                                  • Mar 2006
                                  • 25308
                                  #9
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                                    • Va2k
                                      I’m still alive barley.
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 10060
                                      #10
                                      Damn looks like midget men do have bigger cocks then I thought. Latina Angela Gets Midget Cock - XVIDEOS.COM

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