Braggin thread - GoFuckYourself.com

genoveze · 12-03-2014, 06:26 PM

I'll start,
first time I grew a beard, it was hard but I had to do it,
I am also about to start a new affiliate program.

Ok so what can you brag about?

it can be anything

wehateporn · 12-03-2014, 06:31 PM

I have bitch skin

O MARINA · 12-03-2014, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by genoveze

I am also about to start a new affiliate program.

Creative post. No ferrari with cash?

O MARINA · 12-03-2014, 06:44 PM

I got a new Rolex

#Gaytona

L-Pink · 12-03-2014, 06:44 PM

I have a very nice penis.

sarettah · 12-03-2014, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I have a very nice penis.

He does

.

hadden · 12-03-2014, 06:53 PM

Still alive, bonus unlocked.

ilnjscb · 12-03-2014, 08:33 PM

Tom Haverford: ... The man owns a Rolexus, it's a Lexus filled with Rolexes."

Ben Wyatt: "What's the point of that?"

Tom Haverford: "To have it ... which he does!"

SilentKnight · 12-03-2014, 08:36 PM

I can still run a pool table after six beers.

genoveze · 12-05-2014, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by hadden

Still alive, bonus unlocked.

congrats

genoveze · 12-05-2014, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Creative post. No ferrari with cash?

Here's a piece of my ferrari, I didn't think it was worth mentioning,

and nice Rolex, I guess dating pays doesnt it?

genoveze · 12-05-2014, 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

I can still run a pool table after six beers.

ok bid is on, who can do it after 7?

MaDalton · 12-05-2014, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

I got a new Rolex

#Gaytona

you grew a lot of hair since i saw you the last time...

seeandsee · 12-05-2014, 04:51 AM

my cock is 25cm

O MARINA · 12-05-2014, 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you grew a lot of hair since i saw you the last time...

I clicked on some banner that said "1 weird trick to get nice hair and Rolex"....

MaDalton · 12-05-2014, 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

I clicked on some banner that said "1 weird trick to get nice hair and Rolex"....

first time some banner actually said the truth

O MARINA · 12-05-2014, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I have bitch skin

What does that mean? Smooth and seksy?

Niktamer · 12-05-2014, 05:15 AM

I'm Nick.

Jel · 12-05-2014, 05:16 AM

I once saved a woman's life

Phoenix · 12-05-2014, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

I once saved a woman's life

I once saved a horses life in PEI

Tekkno · 12-05-2014, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

I got a new Rolex

#Gaytona

Thats one weird looking wrist!!

Jel · 12-05-2014, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

I once saved a horses life in PEI

Not sure what PEI is, but my thing was that I pulled my cock out of this woman's mouth and saved her from choking to death

I was dismayed I didn't get a blowjob as a reward though

RazorSharpe · 12-05-2014, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you grew a lot of hair since i saw you the last time...

a lot of diddling maybe?? On the bright side, she is now useless to you as a slave - hehe

RazorSharpe · 12-05-2014, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

Not sure what PEI is, but my thing was that I pulled my cock out of this woman's mouth and saved her from choking to death

I was dismayed I didn't get a blowjob as a reward though

no good deed goes unpunished mate! May have helped if you'd told her you weren't a fake nick ....

CaptainHowdy · 12-05-2014, 07:00 AM

I've read most of Kant's Critique of Pure Reason ...

Jel · 12-05-2014, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

no good deed goes unpunished mate! May have helped if you'd told her you weren't a fake nick ....

O MARINA · 12-05-2014, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Tekkno

Thats one weird looking wrist!!

how about now???????

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

a lot of diddling maybe??

Getting you same one for Christmas Rolex Daytona Leopard Dial and Strap Diamond and Sapphire Bezel Mens Watch 116598SE

michael.kickass · 12-05-2014, 09:54 AM

I have 5 girlfriends.

MaDalton · 12-05-2014, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

Getting you same one for Christmas Rolex Daytona Leopard Dial and Strap Diamond and Sapphire Bezel Mens Watch 116598SE

you have to be really retarded to drop that much money on that piece of crap - sorry

wehateporn · 12-05-2014, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

What does that mean? Smooth and seksy?

something like that, but I'm sure now I've cursed it by braggin

Two years off from 40 now, maybe then I'll get wrinkles

wehateporn · 12-05-2014, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you have to be really retarded to drop that much money on that piece of crap - sorry

I don't know, looks really nice, just make sure you first click on my affiliate link

EDIT: Actually, might need to look into that Jomashop.com Affiliate Program

Sid70 · 12-05-2014, 10:19 AM

I don't give a fuck or claim to be doing so.

O MARINA · 12-05-2014, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

something like that, but I'm sure now I've cursed it by braggin

Two years off from 40 now, maybe then I'll get wrinkles

hahaha hope you didn't curse it!

O MARINA · 12-05-2014, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

I don't know, looks really nice, just make sure you first click on my affiliate link

EDIT: Actually, might need to look into that Jomashop.com Affiliate Program

This is GFY wehateporn, people can afford #gaytona

PR_Glen · 12-05-2014, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sid70

I get to have more sex in my age then when I was younger.

did he call you back at least?

Sid70 · 12-05-2014, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

did he call you back at least?

DamageX · 12-05-2014, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you have to be really retarded to drop that much money on that piece of crap - sorry

Lots of people around with more money than sense.

SilentKnight · 12-05-2014, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by genoveze

ok bid is on, who can do it after 7?

It needs pointing out that's Canuck beer...not that weenie piss water south of the border.

CaptainHowdy · 12-05-2014, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by michael.kickass

I have 5 girlfriends.

RazorSharpe · 12-06-2014, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

how about now???????

Getting you same one for Christmas Rolex Daytona Leopard Dial and Strap Diamond and Sapphire Bezel Mens Watch 116598SE

It's times like these when I wish people wouldn't try to make me feel special or be nice to me

Zuzana Designs · 12-06-2014, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I have a very nice penis.

It's true. He knocked me up with it!

I bought a new mini van today. Can I brag about that? I named it "The Jigga Van"

DatePoster · 12-06-2014, 05:13 PM

just had one of my hoes make me some hamburger helper

Penny24Seven · 12-06-2014, 05:14 PM

Just won 5000 on a scratch off yeah i'm bragging LOL

Zuzana Designs · 12-06-2014, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

Just won 5000 on a scratch off yeah i'm bragging LOL

woot woot! Congrats

Penny24Seven · 12-06-2014, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

woot woot! Congrats

Thanks. It is not a million but free money is the best. I went to get dinner and to kill 5 minutes I went next door to get a ticket for the hell of it.
It took the fun out of the other 2 that I bought because I won 100 and 20 on those haha

Zuzana Designs · 12-06-2014, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

Thanks. It is not a million but free money is the best. I went to get dinner and to kill 5 minutes I went next door to get a ticket for the hell of it.
It took the fun out of the other 2 that I bought because I won 100 and 20 on those haha

You better get a ticket for powerball with that kinda luck on 3 tickets

L-Pink · 12-06-2014, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

It's true. He knocked me up with it!

I bought a new mini van today. Can I brag about that? I named it "The Jigga Van"

dicknipples · 12-06-2014, 05:38 PM

I successfully closed a 1.5 million dollar series A investment round for my company, and I'm going to have a daughter in March.

Just small things compared to your opening an affiliate program. But I'm proud of both.

Zuzana Designs · 12-06-2014, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by dicknipples

I successfully closed a 1.5 million dollar series A investment round for my company, and I'm going to have a daughter in March.

Just small things compared to your opening an affiliate program. But I'm proud of both.

That's awesome

Nothing in the world beats having a little one. Especially a sweet little baby girl

dicknipples · 12-06-2014, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs

That's awesome

Nothing in the world beats having a little one. Especially a sweet little baby girl

Yeah I can't wait.

12-03-2014, 06:26 PM	#1
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