New addition to Walmark shopping carts... priceless!!!

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  • jaYMan
    peace&profit,
    • Jan 2001
    • 4885
    #1

    New addition to Walmark shopping carts... priceless!!!

    They already have reverse beepers on this electric buggies but I read where they want to put forward horns on regular shopping carts. That would be MADNESS! I can imagine it now putting a 3 year old in charge of a buggy horn....
    peace&profit,
    jaYMan
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    • DWB
      Registered User
      • Jul 2003
      • 31779
      #2
      Beepers and horns on shopping carts?

      The fuck has happened to people?

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        • pornguy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 62912
          #3
          I was in Publix grocery in Coral Gables the other day and they have a sign at the edge of the parking lot.

          NOTICE: If you cross the yellow line with a shopping cart it will stop suddenly.

          On one of the wheels is a locking device that works with a sonic fence so people dont steal the carts.
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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151
              #4
              Originally posted by pornguy
              I was in Publix grocery in Coral Gables the other day and they have a sign at the edge of the parking lot.

              NOTICE: If you cross the yellow line with a shopping cart it will stop suddenly.

              On one of the wheels is a locking device that works with a sonic fence so people dont steal the carts.
              Be cooler if it shocked the shit out of people instead. Like a dog's invisible fence.

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                • seeandsee
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                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945
                  #5
                  i will drive that away home lol
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                    • SilentKnight
                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24818
                      #6
                      New reality show "Bait Carts".

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                        • jaYMan
                          peace&profit,
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 4885
                          #7
                          Originally posted by pornguy
                          I was in Publix grocery in Coral Gables the other day and they have a sign at the edge of the parking lot.

                          NOTICE: If you cross the yellow line with a shopping cart it will stop suddenly.

                          On one of the wheels is a locking device that works with a sonic fence so people dont steal the carts.
                          Ha! I could see popping a hell of an INDO ;)~ thump!
                          peace&profit,
                          jaYMan

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                            • beerptrol
                              Confirmed Asshole
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 12722
                              #8
                              Taking shopping cart rage to a new level. Someone will get shot!
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                                • 420
                                  cuck
                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 11571
                                  #9
                                  I do this all the time at walmart. Go to sporting goods section and get air horn. Get behind slow old lady and instead of saying excuse me ma'am I honk the air horn in her ear. Classic.
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                                    • VikingMan
                                      Exploiting human weakness
                                      • Jan 2008
                                      • 6858
                                      #10
                                      Murica fuck yeah!

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                                        • tghy012
                                          Registered User
                                          • Jul 2014
                                          • 71
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by 420
                                          I do this all the time at walmart. Go to sporting goods section and get air horn. Get behind slow old lady and instead of saying excuse me ma'am I honk the air horn in her ear. Classic.

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                                            • Seth Manson
                                              Please dont fuck animals
                                              • Jul 2010
                                              • 3988
                                              #12
                                              Everytime I go to Costco, I want to tape razor blades to my cart and just run through the crowds of old people that stand in the aisles blocking everyone's path.

                                              Would probably be fun to do at Walmart as well, even though I've never seen a Walmart as crowded as a Costco gets on the weekends.

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                                                • JFK
                                                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                  • 67373
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Seth Manson
                                                  Everytime I go to Costco, I want to tape razor blades to my cart and just run through the crowds of old people that stand in the aisles blocking everyone's path.

                                                  Would probably be fun to do at Walmart as well, even though I've never seen a Walmart as crowded as a Costco gets on the weekends.
                                                  costco can get pretty insane, when it gets like that I just leave

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                                                    • Milfer
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 1149
                                                      #14
                                                      get ready for a bumpy ride... ;-)

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                                                        • DamageX
                                                          Marketing & Strategy
                                                          • Jun 2001
                                                          • 14293
                                                          #15
                                                          That should make for a very interesting Black Friday.
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