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  • VikingMan
    Exploiting human weakness
    • Jan 2008
    • 6862
    #1

    Dumb shit you guys do when you get drunk?

    When I drink bourbon I.......

    1. Call people I have not talked to in a long time.
    2. Post dumb threads on GFY (like this one and the one about the NFL player I would go gay for)
    3. Buy domains (some are really good)
    4. Shop for guns on Armslist.com The next day I get texts from doods saying "Hey let's meet at noon at (insert name of local sporting goods/gun store here) at noon to do the deal. I always forget that the previous night I sent a few emails to guys who are selling guns.

    So now I have all these fucking guns I never shoot and all these domains I never use

    What dumb shit do you guys always end up doing?
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    • 420
      cuck
      • Mar 2003
      • 11571
      #2
      hmm...list the guns for sale on the unused domains

      I do the first 3 but that 4th one is odd. I shop for cool weapons like katanas and artwork made from charlie manson's hair.
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        • Jel
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2007
          • 6904
          #3
          start fights, get arrested, end up sleeping with random female strangers, go into a guilt-laden replay the next day. repeat.

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            • SilentKnight
              Megan Fox's fluffer
              • Oct 2005
              • 24818
              #4
              Originally posted by VikingMan
              When I drink bourbon I.......

              1. Call people I have not talked to in a long time.
              Bourbon does that to us all.

              Then I spend the next day trying to recall who I called...and what I said to them. And then wondering if they're pissed off because I didn't have my filter on and said something I likely shouldn't have.

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                • Phoenix
                  BACON BACON BACON
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 35475
                  #5
                  On the weekend i had foot races against drunk koreans in a dark road.
                  I beat the Koreans, but a french guy ran faster than me. Then later in one foot hopping races i lost soundly to the koreans. I guess being 30 kgs lighter helps you hop faster. Then later when one guy passed out we took turns smacking him as hard as we could on the soft part of his leg..lol

                  That kind of shit. Usually the dumber it is, that is what i am doing.
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                    • VikingMan
                      Exploiting human weakness
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 6862
                      #6
                      I can watch "Homeland" when I am drunk but "The Walking Dead" just puts me to sleep.

                      I am looking on Armslist now and see a Benelli Ethos for sale. $1,700 bucks. Sweet 12 gauge auto at under 7 lbs.

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                        • 420
                          cuck
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 11571
                          #7
                          Originally posted by VikingMan
                          I can watch "Homeland" when I am drunk but "The Walking Dead" just puts me to sleep.

                          I am looking on Armslist now and see a Benelli Ethos for sale. $1,700 bucks. Sweet 12 gauge auto at under 7 lbs.
                          I know what that is because I've seen "top shot"
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                            • EddyTheDog
                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 25433
                              #8
                              Whisky makes me aggressive - So it's probably a good thing that it's not so easy to get guns here - There was a spate of 'gay bashings' around here some time ago - I was considering going out and going all vigilate one drunken night - Access to guns could have been a major problem...

                              Other than that the first three on your list pretty much covers it.....

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                                • VikingMan
                                  Exploiting human weakness
                                  • Jan 2008
                                  • 6862
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                  Whisky makes me aggressive - So it's probably a good thing that it's not so easy to get guns here - There was a spate of 'gay bashings' around here some time ago - I was considering going out and going all vigilate one drunken night - Access to guns could have been a major problem...

                                  Other than that the first three on your list pretty much covers it.....
                                  I would fight for you. I have many gay clients and friends. Good people If I ever had a gay son I would beat the shit out of him but then I would accept him and love him with all my heart.

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                                    • Spunky
                                      I need a beer
                                      • Jun 2002
                                      • 133986
                                      #10
                                      Black out and fall down crawling to a cab .

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                                        • EddyTheDog
                                          Just Doing My Own Thing
                                          • Jan 2011
                                          • 25433
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by VikingMan
                                          I would fight for you. I have many gay clients and friends. Good people If I ever had a gay son I would beat the shit out of him but then I would accept him and love him with all my heart.
                                          That's great - Well, sort off - A strong 6 out of 10 anyway...

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                                            • 2MuchMark
                                              Mark of 2Much.net
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 50983
                                              #12
                                              Just waiting for the drunken trade show pictures to be posted...

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                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 38946
                                                  #13
                                                  post about poo on gfy


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                                                    • Klen
                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                      • 32235
                                                      #14
                                                      Sometime i become a kleptomaniac tho that kind happen rarely.
                                                      Another thing is need to hug anyone who i see.
                                                      And there is ofcouse drunk posting.But dont have much drunk posts on gfy.

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                                                        • PornDude
                                                          I'm still broke.
                                                          • Jul 2008
                                                          • 3084
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
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                                                            • DamageX
                                                              Marketing & Strategy
                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 14293
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Jel
                                                              start fights, get arrested, end up sleeping with random female strangers, go into a guilt-laden replay the next day. repeat.
                                                              I thought you quit?
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                                                                • Jel
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                                  • 6904
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by DamageX
                                                                  I thought you quit?
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                                                                    • FriendsForNow
                                                                      D2 215lb Final
                                                                      • Oct 2014
                                                                      • 535
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Drinking makes me aggressive too. When I'm coming down off the buzz, I noticed alcohol brings on panic attacks, vertigo and I cant trust my farts.

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                                                                        • TeenCat
                                                                          Too lazy to set a koala
                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                          • 16139
                                                                          #19
                                                                          i am number two all the way ... but mostly just after vodka, that makes my brain goes gfy

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                                                                            • sirkonstantine
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jan 2012
                                                                              • 281
                                                                              #20
                                                                              give money to the poor.

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                                                                                • izombie
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Sep 2013
                                                                                  • 346
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Once I start getting a heavy buzz going I make myself log out of facebook and other accounts using my real name, and only post using my porn twitter accounts and tell all the porn stars how much I love them.
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                                                                                    • wehateporn
                                                                                      Promoting Debate on GFY
                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                      • 27176
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Accidentally login as old fake nick who's meant to be dead

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                                                                                        • ErectMedia
                                                                                          Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                          • 7100
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I'm a pretty happy drunk and anger would only happen if someone was fucking with me first, most I would do is end up with a chick that if I was sober probably wouldn't fuck with and I tend to drive really fast when intoxicated.

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                                                                                            • brassmonkey
                                                                                              Pay It Forward
                                                                                              • Sep 2005
                                                                                              • 77396
                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • Opt!musPr!me
                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                  • Oct 2014
                                                                                                  • 153
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Wake up to the cell door closing

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                                                                                                    • JustDaveXxx
                                                                                                      I AM JUSTDAVE !
                                                                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                                                                      • 4111
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      I tell people the truth on what I really think about them. Which can be pretty brutal depending on who you are. lol


                                                                                                      I don't start fights, I don't call anyone. lol


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                                                                                                        • NatalieK
                                                                                                          Natalie K
                                                                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                                                                          • 20118
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Watch movies, post on GFY, live cam & enjoy daily chores but very drunk. Not bourbon, usually bacardi or jager

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                                                                                                            • SBJ
                                                                                                              So Fucking Fabulous
                                                                                                              • Apr 2003
                                                                                                              • 11387
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by JustDaveXxx
                                                                                                              I tell people the truth on what I really think about them. Which can be pretty brutal depending on who you are. lol


                                                                                                              YUP! That is me too

                                                                                                              I've learned a lot from my drinking over the years and one thing I've learned long ago is to stay away from cheap tequila and other cheap alcohol. I hate ALL whiskey and too much jager is not good either..

                                                                                                              I mostly do shots of patron, cabo wabo, or grey goose. I picked up some Don Julio tequila recently but I use that for my "applebees perfect margaritta" recipe.

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                                                                                                                • TrafficGoldmine
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Dec 2013
                                                                                                                  • 323
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by VikingMan
                                                                                                                  When I drink bourbon I.......

                                                                                                                  1. Call people I have not talked to in a long time.


                                                                                                                  CALL? You mean text, yes?
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                                                                                                                    • TrafficGoldmine
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                                                                                                                      • Dec 2013
                                                                                                                      • 323
                                                                                                                      #30
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                                                                                                                        • ErectMedia
                                                                                                                          Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                                          • 7100
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by JustDaveXxx
                                                                                                                          I tell people the truth on what I really think about them. Which can be pretty brutal depending on who you are. lol Just Dave
                                                                                                                          Used to do that as well but as I get older starting to do that quite a bit while I'm sober now as well. Tolerance level definitely decreasing with age.

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                                                                                                                            • JustDaveXxx
                                                                                                                              I AM JUSTDAVE !
                                                                                                                              • Feb 2005
                                                                                                                              • 4111
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by ErectMedia
                                                                                                                              Used to do that as well but as I get older starting to do that quite a bit while I'm sober now as well. Tolerance level definitely decreasing with age.
                                                                                                                              HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats how I am as I have gotten older.


                                                                                                                              And I'm with my buddy now, so they already know how I am.


                                                                                                                              But when I'm in Vegas at the Circle bar and I only know you casually, watch out! I will tell you and other people exactly whats on my mind. lol


                                                                                                                              Im never violent. don't get those people. Those peeps should never drink.


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                                                                                                                                • mineistaken
                                                                                                                                  See signature :)
                                                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                                  • 29656
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by VikingMan
                                                                                                                                  4. Shop for guns on Armslist.com The next day I get texts from doods saying "Hey let's meet at noon at (insert name of local sporting goods/gun store here) at noon to do the deal. I always forget that the previous night I sent a few emails to guys who are selling guns.

                                                                                                                                  So now I have all these fucking guns I never shoot and all these domains I never use
                                                                                                                                  I (as a seller) would not set up the meet at gun store:
                                                                                                                                  1. buyer may be tempted to buy something from the store instead of me (unlikely, but possible)
                                                                                                                                  2. buyer may ask advice about gun in question from the shop owner/attendant and he might ruin the deal.

                                                                                                                                  Why do you go with the deal the next day instead of saying that you changed your mind?

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                                                                                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 94735
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • clickity click
                                                                                                                                          So Fecking Bummed
                                                                                                                                          • Aug 2014
                                                                                                                                          • 3682
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          I tend to go to lap dance bars and spend a small fortune buying girls drinks.

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                                                                                                                                            • dicknipples
                                                                                                                                              Formerly known as Lensman
                                                                                                                                              • May 2014
                                                                                                                                              • 654
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Tell my friends how much I love them, and blow through a few hundred in shots.

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                                                                                                                                                • VikingMan
                                                                                                                                                  Exploiting human weakness
                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                                                                                                                  • 6862
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                                                                                  I (as a seller) would not set up the meet at gun store:
                                                                                                                                                  1. buyer may be tempted to buy something from the store instead of me (unlikely, but possible)
                                                                                                                                                  2. buyer may ask advice about gun in question from the shop owner/attendant and he might ruin the deal.

                                                                                                                                                  Why do you go with the deal the next day instead of saying that you changed your mind?
                                                                                                                                                  The usual place people meet are at sporting goods/gun store parking lots. The rational is people figure you gotta be really dumb to try something funny in a parking lot where several people are either carrying concealed or have guns in their cars.

                                                                                                                                                  Yeah I usually just tell them I changed my mind. But sometimes I go ahead and buy it and it just sits in my safe. Then I will get a few and trade for something I want more. But there is a new law now so those days are over because Bill Gates and the other billionaires put up money to promote a new law that makes all gun sales and trades go through a dealer. The new law goes into effect in 9 days.

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                                                                                                                                                    • - Jesus Christ -
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 7197
                                                                                                                                                      #38
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                                                                                                                                                        • izombie
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2013
                                                                                                                                                          • 346
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by clickity click
                                                                                                                                                          I tend to go to lap dance bars and spend a small fortune buying girls drinks.
                                                                                                                                                          The drunker the stripper the better the lap dance.
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                                                                                                                                                            • ADEngage
                                                                                                                                                              Registered User
                                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2013
                                                                                                                                                              • 83
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              I puke. lol
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                                                                                                                                                                • HiddenDoorCash
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2014
                                                                                                                                                                  • 471
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Wow lol, keep it going!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • DWB
                                                                                                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                                                                      • 31779
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Considering I live in the sleaze sex capitol of the world, lets just say things get dangerously out of hand.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • arock10
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                                                                                                                                          • 6217
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          I'd do all the things I would normally do, just louder. I might even smile
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                                                                                                                                                                            • suesheboy
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 5211
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              a black out drinker with guns has me concerned...
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                                                                                                                                                                                • michael.kickass
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 11039
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I never remember what I did.
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • carpocratian
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      I don't drink (and have never been drunk), because I don't like to do dumb things.

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