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  • MaDalton
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    • Feb 2004
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    #1

    Asia Carrera is now a pastafarian...

    yes, it's really her



    Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 'Pastafarian' makes statement
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  • Joshua G
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    • Jul 2008
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    #2
    i'd bounce those tits.

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    • Vendzilla
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      • Mar 2004
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      #3
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      • djroof
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        #4
        lol.... she rocks!

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        • SilentKnight
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          • Oct 2005
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          #5
          Note to self:

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          • PR_Glen
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            #6
            evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...
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            • MaDalton
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              #7
              Originally posted by PR_Glen
              evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...
              i think it's quite the opposite
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                #8
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                    • pimpware
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                      #11
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                      • javbucks
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                        #12
                        yeah, she was really HOT
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                        • sandman!
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                          • ReggieDurango
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by PR_Glen
                            evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...
                            Ohhh PR_Glen: always such a negative Nancy

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                            • stickyfingerz
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                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24984

                              #15
                              I remember interviewing her for some gaming site probably a decade or so ago. She was an Unreal Tournament heavy player. Super smart lady.

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                              • CaptainHowdy
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                                • Dec 2004
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                                #16
                                Good faptimes ... of course she isn't very bright.

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                                • Jim_Gunn
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MaDalton
                                  i think it's quite the opposite
                                  Puh-lease. Atheists and Mensa members collected together as a group would statistically be so far above the intelligence levels of the average person that it would make them look like a different species. Reminds me of a great George Carlin bit. "Just think about how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of everyone is even stupider than that."

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                                  • MaDalton
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                    Puh-lease. Atheists and Mensa members collected together as a group would statistically be so far above the intelligence levels of the average person that it would make them look like a different species. Reminds me of a great George Carlin bit. "Just think about how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of everyone is even stupider than that."
                                    i am definitely not a Mensa member cause i have no idea what you just said...

                                    but if you (or Glen) read the article, you will see that she did not do this because she believes in the flying spaghetti monster..

                                    and she is also not the first person to point out the stupidity in religions, over here people have done this before

                                    but if you know a little about FSM, this will make perfect sense to you
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                                    • Jim_Gunn
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MaDalton
                                      i am definitely not a Mensa member cause i have no idea what you just said...

                                      but if you (or Glen) read the article, you will see that she did not do this because she believes in the flying spaghetti monster..

                                      and she is also not the first person to point out the stupidity in religions, over here people have done this before

                                      but if you know a little about FSM, this will make perfect sense to you
                                      Of course the whole Pastafarian "religion" and wearing a spaghetti strainer on their head in driver license photos is just a way to mock religion or make a satirical point about the institution of religion in government.

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                                      • VikingMan
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                                        • Jan 2008
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pimpware
                                        She looked like Mrs Potato head in that picture

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                                        • MaDalton
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                          Of course the whole Pastafarian "religion" and wearing a spaghetti strainer on their head in driver license photos is just a way to mock religion or make a satirical point about the institution of religion in government.
                                          this i would agree to
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                                          • mineistaken
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                                            • Apr 2007
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                                            #22
                                            How can you be atheist and the member of the Church at once?

                                            "an atheist and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"

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                                            • Jim_Gunn
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                                              How can you be atheist and the member of the Church at once?

                                              "an atheist and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"
                                              It's not a real church, it's a joke.

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                                              • MaDalton
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                How can you be atheist and the member of the Church at once?

                                                "an atheist and member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster"
                                                because the latter is satire
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                                                • The Porn Nerd
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • mineistaken
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                    It's not a real church, it's a joke.
                                                    Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                    because the latter is satire
                                                    Really, I can not believe that, I thought that was a real church.

                                                    My point was that that sentence did not make sense, if satirically you say that said person is a member of a church you can not say that she is atheist as well, because it kind of negates the whole satire/sentence.

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                                                    • dyna mo
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                                                      • Dec 2008
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                                                      #27
                                                      if we didn't have stupid people there would be no such thing as smart people.

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                                                      • Spunky
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                                                        • Captain Kawaii
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Jim_Gunn
                                                          Puh-lease. Atheists and Mensa members collected together as a group would statistically be so far above the intelligence levels of the average person that it would make them look like a different species. Reminds me of a great George Carlin bit. "Just think about how stupid the average person is. And realize that half of everyone is even stupider than that."
                                                          Love Carlin. He's on a better planet now.

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                                                          • Captain Kawaii
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                                                            • Oct 2007
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                            i am definitely not a Mensa member cause i have no idea what you just said...

                                                            but if you (or Glen) read the article, you will see that she did not do this because she believes in the flying spaghetti monster..

                                                            and she is also not the first person to point out the stupidity in religions, over here people have done this before

                                                            but if you know a little about FSM, this will make perfect sense to you
                                                            Thanks for posting this Stef. Asa still rocks!

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                                                            • DAMNMAN
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                                                              #31
                                                              Off course she's an atheist dude!!!!!! Her IQ is like 180
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Here is a little bit more about her life . Heartbreaking story .....Asia Carrera

                                                                  The adult film star, whom you may be surprised to learn is a classically-trained pianist and a member of MENSA, tells a bittersweet story for her second child?s entrance earthside. She and her husband Don had planned an unassisted birth; however he died in a fatal car accident just 6 weeks before she went into labor. Midwifery care was offered to her at no charge; however she declined, wanting to fulfill her plans with her late partner in his honor. She chose to give birth in front of the mantle, where Don?s picture was displayed, watching over her. When the unmanaged pain and fear of another 62 hour labor became overwhelming, Asia called the midwives for assistance. But when Asia answered the door to let the midwives in, she already had a healthy 8 lb. 10 oz. baby in her arms! After the birth she wrote on her blog, ?Right now, I feel like a million bucks. Right now, I feel like I can take on the world! Hell, I delivered a baby all by myself, and I feel great! Now if only raising the baby can be as easy as having it? wish me luck ? I?m gonna need it!?
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Phoenix
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by VikingMan
                                                                      She looked like Mrs Potato head in that picture

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                                                                          • trevesty
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by PR_Glen
                                                                            evidence that being an atheist or being a member of mensa doesn't make you a genius...
                                                                            Being a member of MENSA, by definition, makes you a genius.
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                                                                            • trevesty
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                              Really, I can not believe that, I thought that was a real church.

                                                                              My point was that that sentence did not make sense, if satirically you say that said person is a member of a church you can not say that she is atheist as well, because it kind of negates the whole satire/sentence.
                                                                              Do you understand what the word "satire" means? Also, being a member of a satirical "church" doesn't mean you do or don't lack a belief in a deity.

                                                                              All that's required to honestly call yourself an "atheist" is a lack of belief in any and all deities. That's it. Being apart of a group that mocks the institution of religion doesn't negate that in any way whatsoever.
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                if we didn't have stupid people there would be no such thing as smart people.
                                                                                let me think on that

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