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  • beerptrol
    Confirmed Asshole
    • Feb 2003
    • 12722
    #16
    Originally posted by artwilliams
    Ezekiel 23:20

    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
    Are you trying to say he sucks donkey dick?
    “If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
    -- Ulysses S. Grant

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      • onwebcam
        Fake Nick 1.0
        • Oct 2005
        • 27689
        #17
        Originally posted by DWB
        Just in time for theking to die.
        I think he is already dead. Pathfinder was resurrected and found his sons computer open to GFY.
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          • Zuzana Designs
            All Your Design Needs
            • Feb 2005
            • 20896
            #18
            Originally posted by atom
            This thread has the potential to be a gfy classic.
            I think it will be a few pages

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              • onwebcam
                Fake Nick 1.0
                • Oct 2005
                • 27689
                #19
                Originally posted by Pathfinder
                No erection yet but I'll be seeking the pleasurable company of women soon. First things first though. I need to find a good weed connection. The grass we smoke in Heaven is top grade. To compete with it I may need to get a medical marijuana card or move to Colorado.
                1 Kings 1:2 Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.

                Ezekiel 34:29 And I will raise up for them a plant of renown, and they shall be no more consumed with hunger in the land, neither bear the shame of the heathen any more.
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                  • Pathfinder
                    theking of trailer parks
                    • Sep 2001
                    • 2290
                    #20
                    Originally posted by onwebcam
                    I think he is already dead. Pathfinder was resurrected and found his sons computer open to GFY.
                    I wish that were the case. The only inner peace I have is knowing that homosexuality is a sin which God doesn't take lightly. Because of this "theking" will burn in hell for eternity.

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                      • Creatine
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 1060
                        #21
                        Didn't think anyone on this forum would be religious.

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                          • onwebcam
                            Fake Nick 1.0
                            • Oct 2005
                            • 27689
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Pathfinder
                            I wish that were the case. The only inner peace I have is knowing that homosexuality is a sin which God doesn't take lightly. Because of this "theking" will burn in hell for eternity.
                            Genesis 32:25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him.
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                              • Pathfinder
                                theking of trailer parks
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 2290
                                #23
                                Originally posted by Creatine
                                Didn't think anyone on this forum would be religious.
                                Religion isn't as people here on Earth believe. The Bible was written by man and while it has some great stories and teachings it's also full of flaws and misinformation. Things in Heaven are vastly different than most expect upon arrival.

                                Had I known this I would have fucked and drank lot more before my Son had the chance to murder me in 02.

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                                  • edgeprod
                                    Permanently Gone
                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 10019
                                    #24
                                    This is gold.

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                                      • MaDalton
                                        I am Amazing Content!
                                        • Feb 2004
                                        • 39861
                                        #25
                                        well, ok then...
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                                          • Manfap
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Jan 2013
                                            • 2626
                                            #26
                                            Le roi est mort, vive le roi!

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                                              • candyflip
                                                Carpe Visio
                                                • Jul 2002
                                                • 43069
                                                #27
                                                How do you feel about your son being a homo?

                                                Edit: I see you already answered above. Thanks!!!

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                                                  • Pathfinder
                                                    theking of trailer parks
                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                    • 2290
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by candyflip
                                                    How do you feel about your son being a homo?

                                                    Edit: I see you already answered above. Thanks!!!
                                                    I'm absolutely disgraced by it. As a child he had a collection of G.I. Joe figures that he played with. He had to be taken to the emergency room three times to have them removed from his ass. We finally stopped giving him toys that would fit there but that didn't stop him from trying. At least he was a creative child. The thought that he would make dick shaped toys by baking a mixture of flour, salt and water never crossed my mind. Things only got worse when we bought him a puppy. After that, peanut butter was no longer allowed in our home.

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                                                      • _Richard_
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                        • 30991
                                                        #29

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                                                          • Horatio Caine
                                                            full-time aspiring rapper
                                                            • Aug 2012
                                                            • 5746
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Pathfinder
                                                            I'm absolutely disgraced by it. As a child he had a collection of G.I. Joe figures that he played with. He had to be taken to the emergency room three times to have them removed from his ass. We finally stopped giving him toys that would fit there but that didn't stop him from trying. At least he was a creative child. The thought that he would make dick shaped toys by baking a mixture of flour, salt and water never crossed my mind. Things only got worse when we bought him a puppy. After that, peanut butter was no longer allowed in our home.
                                                            And out of all names he picked "The King"?

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