I'd be very impressed with a short version that includes this thread in its' explanation.

Elvis is alive ?

So where is your son right now? Is he fighting wild grizzly bears or has male nurses' fist up his rectum?

For the technically curious - what format do they use in heaven? Beta, VHS, DVD...Blu-ray?

Or does it just appear in an ethereal mist?




Is the popcorn buttered?

The apple never falls far from the tree. Even if the tree is dead. :)

Truth be told he's adopted.

If there were a god he/she would be a serious piece of shit for allowing what happens in their name.

sure give me $2000 ill tell you where he is

50 resurrections

He's probably beating off a bear.

Satellite and the butter is made from unicorn milk!

omg was this option number one?

<3<3<3

I should read the thread, bbl.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You come up with the strangest photos :thumbsup

The Fried Eggs On A Hook Look. :1orglaugh

Okay, I read it now. How long did it take to crack the password? :)



What does it mean when you say "crimes against nature"?

Why would I need to crack my own password? Even if I had such a need it would be easy with God on my side.

I referred to the "crimes against nature" part in post #28.

So you keep your memories when you die? They should get wifi in heaven.

Why didn't you post for 12 years, 2 months and 14 days?

Of course we keep our memories. In fact many elderly people regain ones they lost while on earth.

Wifi is ancient technology in Heaven. Earth hasn't developed the kind of advanced communications systems we use there. I tried sending smoke signals but people thought they were just shapes in the clouds.

Everyone needs recovery time after the first and second coming.

This isn't any fun if theking is out huntin wabbits.

You could start a religion and help people find the right path. :thumbsup:thumbsup

You're kidding right? I already wasted one lifetime. I have no intentions of wasting this second one.

How is it a waste when you can have a bunch of mindless followers handing you money and even their bodies and minds everyday? I know someone who's parents spent well into 6 figures so he could do the same.

How thick is the padding?

Of course I will be doing that but this has nothing to do with following the right path as 420 put it.

I think "right path" is open to interpretation. Since you would be the interpreter followers would believe anything is the right path.

So are we just killing time until my faggot son pulls his dick out of his doctor or is there another point to this small talk?

I've got weed to smoke bitches to fuck tequila to drink and need to steal a fast car to drive.

Guess so.. Gooduck on the thuglife, resurrection 4.0 will be needed soon I guess. Hoes down G's up, playa.

Admins, is the Ip of OP and the king the same? :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Curious minds think alike.

Where is the thread to bet on who is behind this? I would put 100 on sly.

I assume pathfinder likes finding paths. His religion would help people find the path that pathfinder says is the right path to find.

So you didn't need to crack the password; you only needed to remember the email address you used for that account and then reset the password. I suppose after 12 years you might need to re-register the domain or free email account.

Go fish.

Unless it was a fluke I'm pretty sure I know who's behind it because said person forgot to log out of their username. I'll keep it to myself though..

Bought his old computer at garage sale? Gfy password saved in browser or text file.

Getting warmer.

Sounds like you found the pass somewhere. But where... hmm...