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Pathfinder 11-13-2014 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20288874)
So where is your son right now? Is he fighting wild grizzly bears or has male nurses' fist up his rectum?

He's probably beating off a bear.

Pathfinder 11-13-2014 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20288890)
For the technically curious - what format do they use in heaven? Beta, VHS, DVD...Blu-ray?

Or does it just appear in an ethereal mist?




Is the popcorn buttered?

Satellite and the butter is made from unicorn milk!

420 11-13-2014 07:16 PM

omg was this option number one?

<3<3<3

I should read the thread, bbl.

L-Pink 11-13-2014 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20288948)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You come up with the strangest photos :thumbsup

WDF 11-13-2014 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20288948)


The Fried Eggs On A Hook Look. :1orglaugh

420 11-13-2014 08:00 PM

Okay, I read it now. How long did it take to crack the password? :)



What does it mean when you say "crimes against nature"?

Pathfinder 11-13-2014 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20289096)
Okay, I read it now. How long did it take to crack the password? :)

What does it mean when you say "crimes against nature"?

Why would I need to crack my own password? Even if I had such a need it would be easy with God on my side.

I referred to the "crimes against nature" part in post #28.

420 11-13-2014 09:12 PM

So you keep your memories when you die? They should get wifi in heaven.

Why didn't you post for 12 years, 2 months and 14 days?

Pathfinder 11-13-2014 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20289149)
So you keep your memories when you die? They should get wifi in heaven.

Why didn't you post for 12 years, 2 months and 14 days?

Of course we keep our memories. In fact many elderly people regain ones they lost while on earth.

Wifi is ancient technology in Heaven. Earth hasn't developed the kind of advanced communications systems we use there. I tried sending smoke signals but people thought they were just shapes in the clouds.

SilentKnight 11-13-2014 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20289149)
Why didn't you post for 12 years, 2 months and 14 days?

Everyone needs recovery time after the first and second coming.

onwebcam 11-13-2014 11:43 PM

This isn't any fun if theking is out huntin wabbits.

EddyTheDog 11-14-2014 12:04 AM

http://i.imgur.com/VVsV9pF.gif

420 11-14-2014 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20289155)
Of course we keep our memories. In fact many elderly people regain ones they lost while on earth.

Wifi is ancient technology in Heaven. Earth hasn't developed the kind of advanced communications systems we use there. I tried sending smoke signals but people thought they were just shapes in the clouds.

You could start a religion and help people find the right path. :thumbsup:thumbsup

Pathfinder 11-14-2014 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20289269)
You could start a religion and help people find the right path. :thumbsup:thumbsup

You're kidding right? I already wasted one lifetime. I have no intentions of wasting this second one.

onwebcam 11-14-2014 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20289271)
You're kidding right? I already wasted one lifetime. I have no intentions of wasting this second one.

How is it a waste when you can have a bunch of mindless followers handing you money and even their bodies and minds everyday? I know someone who's parents spent well into 6 figures so he could do the same.

lock 11-14-2014 12:31 AM

How thick is the padding?

Pathfinder 11-14-2014 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 20289274)
How is it a waste when you can have a bunch of mindless followers handing you money and even their bodies and minds everyday? I know someone who's parents spent well into 6 figures so he could do the same.

Of course I will be doing that but this has nothing to do with following the right path as 420 put it.

onwebcam 11-14-2014 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20289279)
Of course I will be doing that but this has nothing to do with following the right path as 420 put it.

I think "right path" is open to interpretation. Since you would be the interpreter followers would believe anything is the right path.

Pathfinder 11-14-2014 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 20289284)
I think "right path" is open to interpretation. Since you would be the interpreter followers would believe anything is the right path.

So are we just killing time until my faggot son pulls his dick out of his doctor or is there another point to this small talk?

I've got weed to smoke bitches to fuck tequila to drink and need to steal a fast car to drive.

onwebcam 11-14-2014 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20289299)
So are we just killing time until my faggot son pulls his dick out of his doctor or is there another point to this small talk?

I've got weed to smoke bitches to fuck tequila to drink and need to steal a fast car to drive.

Guess so.. Gooduck on the thuglife, resurrection 4.0 will be needed soon I guess. Hoes down G's up, playa.

mineistaken 11-14-2014 08:37 AM

Admins, is the Ip of OP and the king the same? :)

_Richard_ 11-14-2014 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20289271)
You're kidding right? I already wasted one lifetime. I have no intentions of wasting this second one.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SilentKnight 11-14-2014 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20289560)
Admins, is the Ip of OP and the king the same? :)

Curious minds think alike.

420 11-14-2014 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20289560)
Admins, is the Ip of OP and the king the same? :)

Where is the thread to bet on who is behind this? I would put 100 on sly.

420 11-14-2014 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20289271)
You're kidding right? I already wasted one lifetime. I have no intentions of wasting this second one.

I assume pathfinder likes finding paths. His religion would help people find the path that pathfinder says is the right path to find.

So you didn't need to crack the password; you only needed to remember the email address you used for that account and then reset the password. I suppose after 12 years you might need to re-register the domain or free email account.

Pathfinder 11-14-2014 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20290452)
I assume pathfinder likes finding paths. His religion would help people find the path that pathfinder says is the right path to find.

So you didn't need to crack the password; you only needed to remember the email address you used for that account and then reset the password. I suppose after 12 years you might need to re-register the domain or free email account.

Go fish.

onwebcam 11-14-2014 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20290450)
Where is the thread to bet on who is behind this? I would put 100 on sly.

Unless it was a fluke I'm pretty sure I know who's behind it because said person forgot to log out of their username. I'll keep it to myself though..

420 11-14-2014 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20290466)
Go fish.

Bought his old computer at garage sale? Gfy password saved in browser or text file.

Pathfinder 11-14-2014 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20290473)
Bought his old computer at garage sale? Gfy password saved in browser or text file.

Getting warmer.

420 11-14-2014 09:44 PM

Sounds like you found the pass somewhere. But where... hmm...

AaronM 11-14-2014 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20290488)
Sounds like you found the pass somewhere. But where... hmm...


The password was probably "pigshit" :winkwink:

Pathfinder 11-14-2014 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20290488)
Sounds like you found the pass somewhere. But where... hmm...

I bought this computer from some crack head gambling junky in the parking lot of an Oregon coast casino. When I opened the browser this website popped up as the home page.

420 11-14-2014 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20290496)
I bought this computer from some crack head gambling junky in the parking lot of an Oregon coast casino. When I opened the browser this website popped up as the home page.

:1orglaugh so you're not even from gfy? welcome.

I bet aaronm is right, the password was pigshit. (with a period) and you logged in second try.

ruff 11-15-2014 09:30 AM

More tit pictures will make this thread better.

Horatio Caine 11-15-2014 01:00 PM

We need you son in here.

MediaGuy 11-15-2014 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20288948)

Jesus wept.

:D

AdultKing 11-15-2014 05:07 PM

So now we know the story behind this thread, the burning question has to be - did TheKing dispatch himself ?

clickity click 11-15-2014 05:10 PM

Still no idea what the fuck is going on. For the love of God.

ottopottomouse 11-16-2014 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20289155)
Wifi is ancient technology in Heaven. Earth hasn't developed the kind of advanced communications systems we use there. I tried sending smoke signals but people thought they were just shapes in the clouds.

So cam_girls was actually onto something and isn't a nutcase after all?

Penny24Seven 01-03-2016 02:12 PM

If you get 15 years in federal prison you do a little bit over 12 years which is exactly how long Pathfinder was gone.
He didn't die. Nobody bought the computer in some casino parking lot because they would not have known he was gone for 12 years.
He just got out and logged back in.
He knew he was going to prison so he faked his death so nobody knew he was going to prison.
There were 3 different people within 50 miles who started a 15 year federal prison term within 2 weeks after the death and got out before he logged back in.
theking is/was a business partner of pathfinder and shit didn't end very well with one going to prison and the other well you know.
Case closed

SpicyM 01-03-2016 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by artwilliams (Post 20288236)
I prefer ...

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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theking 01-03-2016 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837 (Post 20687409)
If you get 15 years in federal prison you do a little bit over 12 years which is exactly how long Pathfinder was gone.
He didn't die. Nobody bought the computer in some casino parking lot because they would not have known he was gone for 12 years.
He just got out and logged back in.
He knew he was going to prison so he faked his death so nobody knew he was going to prison.
There were 3 different people within 50 miles who started a 15 year federal prison term within 2 weeks after the death and got out before he logged back in.
theking is/was a business partner of pathfinder and shit didn't end very well with one going to prison and the other well you know.
Case closed

Unless you are the one that hijacked Pathfinders account you are a shamefully ignorant person in addition to being stupid...stupid....stupid.

Penny24Seven 01-03-2016 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by theking (Post 20687457)
Unless you are the one that hijacked Pathfinders account you are a shamefully ignorant person in addition to being stupid...stupid....stupid.

You are just mad because he went to prison and you got screwed out of all the work you did which ended up all for nothing. Sorry it worked out that way but I had nothing to do with it.
Just live and learn


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