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Mohawk Steve 11-11-2014 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20285946)
Jeff, he'd kill you. I only say this because you're my friend. If Steve and I were in class, and he humbly asked me to roll, I'd tell him to go fuck himself. In a loving way, of course.

Just kidding, I'd roll with him, feet on hips the whole time. NO way that behemoth gets to put all his weight on me. In MMA, it would just flat out suck getting punched ala GnP. Either way, the whole episode would hurt. I'd rather just pummel Steve with kisses and hugs.

You aren't fooling me! You didn't get that purple belt on accident!

PM me about the kisses and hugs :thumbsup

dillonaire 11-11-2014 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20285946)
Jeff, he'd kill you. I only say this because you're my friend. If Steve and I were in class, and he humbly asked me to roll, I'd tell him to go fuck himself. In a loving way, of course.

Just kidding, I'd roll with him, feet on hips the whole time. NO way that behemoth gets to put all his weight on me. In MMA, it would just flat out suck getting punched ala GnP. Either way, the whole episode would hurt. I'd rather just pummel Steve with kisses and hugs.

He is ticklish. So i would tickle him first and then turn it into a big man cuddle fest

Relentless 11-11-2014 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20285961)
He is ticklish. So i would tickle him first and then turn it into a big man cuddle fest

And there you have the likely outcome of many of these bouts :winkwink:

Anthony 11-11-2014 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20285961)
He is ticklish. So i would tickle him first and then turn it into a big man cuddle fest

Man Party Las Vegas?

arock10 11-11-2014 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20285573)
Who in their right mind would fight you? You have over 60lbs on me, and I'm not small.




Boxing is not safer. There's stats upon stats to back this up.

With that said, anyone who doesn't train, will not train for this, is overweight, out of shape, and delusional enough to think they can fight MMA should not do this. Before you even let the thought cross your mind, go to a MMA or BJJ gym near you and ask to spar with one of their students. If you find yourself out of breath and tapping like a drum, forget fighting MMA, go back to fighting for food at the Buffets.

I volunteer to fight food at the buffets. I will fuck up some chicken wings or whatever. Just might be hard to find some in my weight class

Anthony 11-11-2014 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20285992)
I volunteer to fight food at the buffets. I will fuck up some chicken wings or whatever. Just might be hard to find some in my weight class

I'd join you! Endless crab legs. Nom nom nom.

dillonaire 11-11-2014 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20285991)
Man Party Las Vegas?

Yeaa buddy! Sexy time.

Jayvis 11-11-2014 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Poppy (Post 20285929)
LMAO at the Aff Rep pics!

dying over here :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dillonaire 11-11-2014 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis (Post 20286002)
dying over here :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Looks like we have our feather weight here.

PS - shouldnt you change our avatar pic since AK isnt there anymore :1orglaugh

PR_Glen 11-11-2014 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20285647)
Glen, it's fighting, people get hurt. As for safety, you can do a simple google search and find multiple sources of MMA being safer than boxing. Or you can simply look up the deaths associated with Boxing vs MMA. It's extremely one sided in favor of MMA being safer.

mma is still very new and has a max of what? 5 rounds? boxing has been around for much longer and used to be far more popular so not sure what any stats would prove here. Most deaths were do to serious mismatches, prior injuries or too many fights that went into deep rounds. How many deaths from olympic boxing? That is closer to the kind i was talking about. Nobody here is good for 12 rounds anyway.

JFK 11-11-2014 02:49 PM

Fitty :thumbsup big man cuddle fests :Graucho

dillonaire 11-11-2014 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20286043)
mma is still very new and has a max of what? 5 rounds? boxing has been around for much longer and used to be far more popular so not sure what any stats would prove here. Most deaths were do to serious mismatches, prior injuries or too many fights that went into deep rounds. How many deaths from olympic boxing? That is closer to the kind i was talking about. Nobody here is good for 12 rounds anyway.


One could argue that MMA style fighting goes back to the Roman times. Also, Wrestling was an Olympic sport before boxing.

TheSquealer 11-11-2014 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20286043)
mma is still very new and has a max of what? 5 rounds? boxing has been around for much longer and used to be far more popular so not sure what any stats would prove here. Most deaths were do to serious mismatches, prior injuries or too many fights that went into deep rounds. How many deaths from olympic boxing? That is closer to the kind i was talking about. Nobody here is good for 12 rounds anyway.

boxing also used to go to 50-100 rounds +
and rounds didn't end until there was a knockdown, now that i think about it. So a single round could have went 15-20 minutes.

Arnox 11-11-2014 04:23 PM

I'd vs. We Hate Porn.

LeRoy 11-11-2014 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20284885)
I am in! If Tim (TheHand) is still up for it we were scheduled to go at it. I know he hurt his knee, but hopefully he will be healed by then. Tuff getting old.

He's wounded and that's not even fair. If it doesnt happen I'll take his place and we can go at it :thumbsup

sonofsam 11-11-2014 05:50 PM

Have you considered asking AaronM if he wants to fight his life-long arch nemesis "a healthy balanced diet" ?

dillonaire 11-11-2014 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 20286227)
and we can go at it :thumbsup


Are we talking about in the ring or sexually?

seeric 11-11-2014 05:54 PM

50 Old out of shape internet nerds having orthopedic surgery in February.




Did I miss 50 spot?

Shit.

TheSquealer 11-11-2014 05:55 PM

it says on the AVN schedule that you've planned all this for Sunday night, STARTING at 10pm to 3am. Is that correct?

Anthony 11-11-2014 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20286043)
mma is still very new and has a max of what? 5 rounds? boxing has been around for much longer and used to be far more popular so not sure what any stats would prove here. Most deaths were do to serious mismatches, prior injuries or too many fights that went into deep rounds. How many deaths from olympic boxing? That is closer to the kind i was talking about. Nobody here is good for 12 rounds anyway.

Glen, maybe you should study more upon the subject before chiming in with your opinion. MMA is 3 rounds except for Championship fights. Deaths in MMA weren't commonplace, and still aren't. There were no deaths in early MMA, back when it was called NHB. Olympic Boxing or Boxing itself is only one part of MMA.

dillonaire 11-11-2014 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20286254)
it says on the AVN schedule that you've planned all this for Sunday night, STARTING at 10pm to 3am. Is that correct?

Its on the schedule. now we just need more people like you to man up.

Anthony 11-11-2014 07:59 PM

Sanctioned Boxing deaths a year. 10
Total deaths in Sanctioned MMA. 4

Relentless 11-11-2014 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20286139)
...also used to go to 50-100 rounds + and rounds didn't end until there was a knockdown, now that i think about it. So a single round could have went 15-20 minutes.

Used to go? I thought that was the AVN rules for Vegas this year...

Seth Manson 11-11-2014 09:16 PM

I vote for dueling pistols at dawn.

fuzebox 11-11-2014 11:48 PM

So are coed matches out of the question? :Oh crap :Graucho

Umbalabob 11-12-2014 03:10 AM

Meet our new Admin :bowdown
Has some good roundhouse kicks I have heard...

https://brokerbabecdn.s3-eu-west-1.a...6867fd5d77.jpg

Therealwini 11-12-2014 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20285992)
I volunteer to fight food at the buffets. I will fuck up some chicken wings or whatever. Just might be hard to find some in my weight class

Nice one rock ;)

let me know if you find something, I will compete with you :)

CHMOD 11-12-2014 05:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20284834)
Keyboard Warriors fighting for real!


Keyboard wariors do not fight in real life. 99.9% of them are chicken-hearted and cowards.
:2 cents:

BossDVDs 11-12-2014 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20284727)
GFY/AVN MMA Fight Vegas Update

Ok...the guys and gals are working to make this happen. So this could become a reality very soon. This would be EPIC if it went down.

Now I need some people to step up. Dont want to waste all this time and money if no one is willing to participate in a friendly MMA style fight.

Who here is interested? Free entry into InterNext and AVN for all fighters!!!!

Time to man up! Or woman up! Couple of chicks fighting would be cool.

I am in! Who else????

This is the dumbest idea I've heard in a while :2 cents:

DirtyDanza 11-12-2014 11:28 AM

I got a promoter you can use his license .... I'll also scrap on the card.. 135-145 weight class hell 155 for you fat fuckers

seeric 11-12-2014 11:42 AM

Ok, so I see now three people in this thread who could and should actually be in an octagon.

Mohawk McCuddlepants
Anthony Amor
Danza The Destroyer

Other than that, my 50 post stands: Orthopedic surgery for everyone else after the show.

LOL.

Anthony 11-12-2014 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by seeric (Post 20287119)
Ok, so I see now three people in this thread who could and should actually be in an octagon.

Mohawk McCuddlepants
Anthony Amor
Danza The Destroyer

Other than that, my 50 post stands: Orthopedic surgery for everyone else after the show.

LOL.

Anthony, as in me? My fighting days are over. I'm just training in BJJ for my black belt, and training the next generation. My son has been training Jiu Jitsu since 9, collegiate wrestler, and wants to fight. He's also done work for me in the past, so if anyone wants to fight him, he's 6'2" 225lbs. Lulz

dyna mo 11-12-2014 12:28 PM

I'm surprised JustDaveXXX hasn't chimed in here yet wanting a rematch with me after I pinned him in 1 round a while back.

seeric 11-12-2014 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20287197)
Anthony, as in me? My fighting days are over. I'm just training in BJJ for my black belt, and training the next generation. My son has been training Jiu Jitsu since 9, collegiate wrestler, and wants to fight. He's also done work for me in the past, so if anyone wants to fight him, he's 6'2" 225lbs. Lulz

Yes, YOU Lovesac.

:)


LOL.

cainedognj 11-12-2014 01:16 PM

Craaaaaaazzzzzzyyyy!!!!
 
Cant see much good coming from this. LOL!

Anthony 11-12-2014 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by seeric (Post 20287238)
Yes, YOU Lovesac.

:)


LOL.

Problem is, there's no such thing as a "Friendly" MMA fight.

dillonaire 11-14-2014 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 20287197)
Anthony, as in me? My fighting days are over. I'm just training in BJJ for my black belt, and training the next generation. My son has been training Jiu Jitsu since 9, collegiate wrestler, and wants to fight. He's also done work for me in the past, so if anyone wants to fight him, he's 6'2" 225lbs. Lulz

Ill take him on! I havent fought competitively in like 10 years, but im in great shape and still got my skills.

Anthony 11-16-2014 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20290270)
Ill take him on! I havent fought competitively in like 10 years, but im in great shape and still got my skills.

Oh Lord, the testosterone is running rampant in this thread. Lulz

I'm bringing my rashguard, and board shorts just in case we need an alternative.

Spunky 11-16-2014 06:37 PM

Can't we all just get along

MaDalton 11-16-2014 06:49 PM

just remember - no eye contact


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