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stocktrader23 · 03-11-2003, 11:03 PM

What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?

Smegma · 03-11-2003, 11:03 PM

stanton · 03-11-2003, 11:04 PM

BRISK · 03-11-2003, 11:04 PM

you're in australia? i thought you were american

galleryseek · 03-11-2003, 11:04 PM

it depends on the girl..

what kind of girl is she

Luc Duboi · 03-11-2003, 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?

start it right off after she arrived. the chance to fuck her later is slim.

First impression is the best tool for sex.

fuck first. talk after that.

stocktrader23 · 03-11-2003, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
you're in australia? i thought you were american

I have a second home there that I let female tourists stay for free. Just because I'm nice.

BRISK · 03-11-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

I have a second home there that I let female tourists stay for free. Just because I'm nice.

whereabouts?

Scoobs · 03-11-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?

Hey man... where is she from? If she's from the US, then they just DIE for our accents... I mean I used to travel to the US alot and they love the way we talk, so all you need to do is talk - shouldn't be a problem there???

If she's not from the US, then I would have to adjust my advice!

stanton · 03-11-2003, 11:07 PM

the best way is if she gets her trip ticket paid by some other sucker, and you fuck her as much as you want

Scoobs · 03-11-2003, 11:07 PM

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Originally posted by Scoobs

Hey man... where is she from? If she's from the US, then they just DIE for our accents... I mean I used to travel to the US alot and they love the way we talk, so all you need to do is talk - shouldn't be a problem there???

If she's not from the US, then I would have to adjust my advice!

Well I think you need to disregard my advice... you aren't an Aussie are you?

AzteK · 03-11-2003, 11:08 PM

just say

All I vant to do is BANG BANG BANG

Spunky · 03-11-2003, 11:08 PM

Fill her up with fosters and take her out to the bush for some aboriginal pygmy bukkake

BRISK · 03-11-2003, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Fill her up with fosters and take her out to the bush for some aboriginal pygmy bukkake

No Fosters here. But there is plenty of VB and kebabs

MattO · 03-11-2003, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants?

Through the front.

Smegma · 03-11-2003, 11:15 PM

Am I the only one who got this?

hybrid · 03-11-2003, 11:18 PM

You know, there is something creepy about Australian men.

My gf went to an all-girl catholic high school, and one of her classmates, total virgin, at the age of 17, meets this 28 y.o. guy on AOL from Australia.

3 weeks later, he came up here, met her parents, married her, and moved back to Australia with her.

Blew my fucking mind.

BRISK · 03-11-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by hybrid
You know, there is something creepy about Australian men.

My gf went to an all-girl catholic high school, and one of her classmates, total virgin, at the age of 17, meets this 28 y.o. guy on AOL from Australia.

3 weeks later, he came up here, met her parents, married her, and moved back to Australia with her.

Blew my fucking mind.

Crikey!!!

ryph · 03-11-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma
Am I the only one who got this?

LOL, nah I'm with ya. But I think that's about it.

MuleScrote · 03-11-2003, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?

LMFAO

Jayson · 03-11-2003, 11:25 PM

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Originally posted by Scoobs

Hey man... where is she from? If she's from the US, then they just DIE for our accents... I mean I used to travel to the US alot and they love the way we talk, so all you need to do is talk - shouldn't be a problem there???

asuna · 03-11-2003, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by ryph

LOL, nah I'm with ya. But I think that's about it.

I got it too lol

Scoobs · 03-11-2003, 11:26 PM

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Originally posted by hybrid
You know, there is something creepy about Australian men.

My gf went to an all-girl catholic high school, and one of her classmates, total virgin, at the age of 17, meets this 28 y.o. guy on AOL from Australia.

3 weeks later, he came up here, met her parents, married her, and moved back to Australia with her.

Blew my fucking mind.

Yeah... you're right... we're all like that!

Jak · 03-11-2003, 11:39 PM

Shooter · 03-11-2003, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma
Am I the only one who got this?

Got it too

MuleScrote · 03-11-2003, 11:59 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma
Am I the only one who got this?

I'm just pissed I didn't think of posting this thread first....

Ironhorse · 03-12-2003, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by Smegma
Am I the only one who got this?

heh

iroc409 · 03-12-2003, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by MuleScrote

I'm just pissed I didn't think of posting this thread first....

ahah.. i thought the same thing

chodadog · 03-12-2003, 12:11 AM

Deja Vu. lol.

KrazieSweets · 03-12-2003, 12:22 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Dugmor · 03-12-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?

Make sure is she has a boyfriend waiting at home that she tells him "The only reason she is going is because she is stressed out by university/family ect."

You want her head clear and be thinking of only you !

Snazzy · 03-12-2003, 12:31 AM

dude, don't do it... run away from this situation as soon as you can. take it from me, if you get into this situation your only going to be hurt later on... can't you find some local girl to fuck??

Groove · 03-13-2003, 08:10 AM

I thought she was staying with Sixpack????

buran · 03-13-2003, 08:57 AM

Where's the goddamn picture? Don't even post these threads without pics, fewlio!

hehehe.

b.

The Porn Dude · 03-13-2003, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
What's the quickest way into her pants? I already told her I'd help her get a bar job and she is eating it up. Any suggestions?

LMFAO

goBigtime · 03-13-2003, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

I have a second home there that I let female tourists stay for free. Just because I'm nice.

Uh... I think this might be your ticket right there stocktrader. Easiest way into an american girls pants? Tell her....

"I have a second home in Austraila... wanna come hang out for a week?"

There ya go. Wtf wrong with you?

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