How many times did you get "divorced"?

i'm still single

I'm legally divorced twice. Two fucking times I had to split my shit in half. I'm an idiot.

Break ups don't count.

err... by that concept, a lot of times.

But I only have one x-wife. She's crazy enough for 10 though.

I'll take your two ex-wives and raise them by one Nutjob that somehow spawned dreadlocks and aged 20 years in 5.

I'm never alone ...

still married

What?

I have dated some super hot girls but get tired of their pussies after 6 months. I stop fucking them and let them break up with me. I told a more recent one that she is 28 and will be 29 next year so she better hurry up and find the guy she wants to marry right away. She took the hint and broke up with me 2 weeks later. I was so crushed.......not.

Never married and never will be. I don't feel the need to ask permission to live with someone or not. 1 ex loony baby momma and he is now 18. 1 possible on the way with current not in a legal sense other half.

Never been married and Ohio does not recognize common law marriages entered into after 1991

Never!!

I shoot 18-22 yo girls all day. What's the point. I'm going out like Hef 80 and 10 Viagra

Sex is only good for 5 years max after you get married. And forget about blowjobs. Just ask Bill Clinton.
Then she gets fat.
You have to give her half your shit and the house.
Pay her alimony. whaaa!!






48% of men rated emotional dissatisfaction as the primary reason they cheated.

So much for the myth that for men, cheating is all about sex: Only 8 percent of men said that sexual dissatisfaction was the main factor in their infidelity. "Our culture tells us that all men need to be happy is sex," Neuman says. "But men are emotionally driven beings too. They want their wives to show them that they're appreciated, and they want women to understand how hard they're trying to get things right." The problem is that men are less likely than women to express these feelings, so you won't always know when your guy is in need of a little affirmation. "Most men consider it unmanly to ask for a pat on the back, which is why their emotional needs are often overlooked," Neuman says. "But you can create a marital culture of appreciation and thoughtfulness ? and once you set the tone, he's likely to match it."
66% of cheating men report feeling guilt during the affair.

The implications are a little scary: It isn't just uncaring jerks who cheat. In fact, 68 percent of cheaters never dreamed they'd be unfaithful, and almost all of them wished they hadn't done it, Neuman says. Clearly, guilt isn't enough to stop a man from cheating. "Men are good at compartmentalizing feelings," Neuman explains. "They can hold on to their emotions and deal with them later." So even if your husband swears he would never cheat, don't assume it can't happen. It's important for both of you to take steps toward creating the marriage you want.
77% of cheating men have a good friend who cheated.

Hanging around friends who stray makes cheating seem normal and legitimizes it as a possibility. The message he's subconsciously telling himself: My friend is a good guy who happens to be cheating on his wife. I guess even the best of us do it. You can't simply ban your husband from hanging out with Mr. Wandering Eyes, Neuman says, but you can request that they spend their time together in an environment that offers less temptation, like at a sporting event or a restaurant for lunch rather than at a bar or club. Another strategy: Build your social circle around happily married couples that share your values ? it'll create an environment that supports marriage.

40% of cheating men met the other woman at work.

"Oftentimes the woman he cheats with at the office is someone who praises him, looks up to him, and compliments his efforts," Neuman says. "That's another reason why it's so critical that he feel valued at home." Luckily, there's a clear warning sign that your husband is getting a little too cozy with a colleague: If he praises or mentions the name of a female coworker more than he would a male counterpart, your antennae should go up ? and it's time for the two of you to set boundaries about what is and isn't okay at work, Neuman says. Is it acceptable for him to work late if it's only him and her? Can they travel together to conferences? Have dinners out to discuss a project? Ask him what he'd feel comfortable with you doing with a male colleague.

Only 12% of cheating men said their mistress was more physically attractive than their wife.

In other words, a man doesn't stray because he thinks he'll get better sex with a better-looking body. "In most cases, he's cheating to fill an emotional void," Neuman says. "He feels a connection with the other woman, and sex comes along for the ride." If you're worried about infidelity, focus on making your relationship more loving and connected, not on getting your body just right or mastering new sexual positions. (But know that sex does matter ? it's one of the key ways your guy expresses his love and feels close to you, so be sure to keep it a priority.)
Only 6% of cheating men had sex with a woman after meeting her that same day or night.

Actually, 73 percent of men got to know the other woman for more than a month before they cheated. This means that you may have time to see the warning signs before infidelity occurs ? you might even see it coming before he does. Keep an eye out for these common signals: He spends more time away from home, stops asking for sex, picks fights more frequently, or avoids your calls. Your gut reaction may be to confront him, but most men will deny even thinking about cheating ? especially if nothing physical has occurred yet. Instead, Neuman suggests, take charge of what you can control ? your own behavior ? and take the lead in bringing your marriage to a better place. Don't hesitate to show your appreciation for him, prioritize time together, and initiate sex more. Give him a reason to keep you at the front of his mind, Neuman says. And be open about how you feel about what's going on between the two of you (again, without mentioning any third parties). Try, "I think we've started to lose something important in our marriage, and I don't want it to disappear." In the meantime, commit to keeping tabs on your relationship and doing what it takes to keep it working for you.

So sad for you but happy as well you got enough left to split in 2

10 years married

What? lolz

Sarah, come and have a chat on Skype or email response for my work is highly appreciated ;)

happy married here.Havent done yet!

No one would marry me so 0 times.

You have mail I'm away from IM today.

How sad The Porn Nerd - You haven't taste the pussy yet and also the taste of mother in law instructions and wet kisses

Haven't decided to take the plunge yet and having a blast!

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Most of my relationships have been long term 2+ years. Think I may have commitment issues as never gotten past 2 1/2 years or decided marriage makes sense. Also haven't bought a house as like not being tied down. Could pack my shit tomorrow and move or sell it all and restart somewhere else.

My first marriage was more of a convenience marriage. I was in the military, and (at least back then) it was common to get married for the benefits. We got extra pay for housing allowance, and she got base privileges (very important in a military town) and medical.

My second marriage was fifteen years ago and we are still going strong. Some of you all know my wife; She used to go to industry events.

Married 1 time... 30 years in. I am still happy as ever... She is still thinking about her options...

As long as you keep thinking that and I keep that notion in your head, you are a good boy - so it's still working out for me, I guess.

Married in 81, lived together a year and a half before that, never divorced. Widower/Cancer.

Lived with one woman. She was emotionally frigid so we split and she moved out.

never. I fell in love once, got married once, and while I had a wicked amount of fun during my single years I never got into a serious relationship until I married my best friend. Back in the day I was proposed to by two guys I was seeing casually (or so I thought, anyways) and my response to both was pretty much 'lol wut?'.

(looking back I do regret how I handled those situations btw)

I'm not surprised so many relationships fail, I can count on two hands the number of couples I know that genuinely enjoy each others company. So many people get married for the wrong reasons, or worse start out great but take each other for granted and grow apart. I don't think money or sex problems kill a bond, I think alienation, bitterness and resentment do.

My husband and I have to do a lot of 'couples dinners' for his work and I'm always surprised by how little the other couples seem to enjoy each other. It seems like after getting married a lot of couples fall into default roles of 'husband' and 'wife' and forget that they used to actually have fun together. Physically and emotionally they all seem so distant from one another. It's a shame really but it seems to be more the norm than the exception.

I feel ya. Was the sex worth it at least?

Sometimes we think with the wrong head and confuse Love with Lust.

hahahha, good point!

Fuck,...I could not even begin to imagine how hard that is. I love my wife more then life itself, you are a strong man to keep fighting. Catch her in the next one ;) it will grow even stronger

Life is Hard. I have been shot (several times different occasions), broken bones, had my appendix burst and not gotten treatment for 17 hours, buried parents and siblings, nothing compares to loosing a spouse, especially that way.

I would not wish it on my worst enemy.

But life goes on, you learn to cope, it is not easy.

Hug your spouse tonight, tell them how much they mean to you, you never know when fate might separate you.

Never married and don't intend to be.

Loves for real not fade away!