Do you bite your fingernails or wipe boogers under your desk?

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  • Harmon
    ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
    • Mar 2004
    • 20016

    #1

    Do you bite your fingernails or wipe boogers under your desk?

    I do. I have fingernails all over my desk and boogers under the top of my desk.
    The boogers are now petrified to the point that I would have to chip them off with a chisel. I wipe them under there after picking my nose because I am too lazy to get up and grab a tissue or a napkin.

    Is this the norm? Or am I a filthy, slob, shit pig?
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  • Colmike9
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    • Dec 2011
    • 7217

    #2
    I just looked to my right and there's a fingernail...

    No boogers, though, snot rockets are more fun than fingering them..
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    • EddyTheDog
      Just Doing My Own Thing
      • Jan 2011
      • 25438

      #3
      I have a glass desk - Nobody wants to see that...

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      • Sly
        Let's do some business!
        • Sep 2004
        • 31380

        #4
        The underside of my desk has a 1 inch thick layer of dried jizz.
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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 39011

          #5
          i cant a4d a desk...
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          • Scott McD
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2002
            • 67792

            #6
            I thought boogers were meant to be picked, rolled, and flicked ?!?


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            • xXXtesy10
              Fakecoin Investor
              • Jul 2012
              • 7127

              #7
              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
              i cant a4d a desk...
              yes, because you are too busy eating your own shit
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              • j3rkules
                VIP
                • Jul 2013
                • 22101

                #8
                Originally posted by xXXtesy10
                yes, because you are too busy eating your own shit

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                • johnnyloadproductions
                  Account Shutdown
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 3611

                  #9
                  No.

                  Growing up I had a lot of problems.

                  I wet the bed, had bad tourettes (still have some mild forms of it), picked my nose.
                  Funny thing is I wet the bed when I stayed the night at friends' houses a few times. I remember one of my friends dad's holding a sheet I slept in up to his nose, smelling it, and saying that it was wet. It was because I pissed in it you stupid dummy! (I was only 7 or 8 at the time).

                  I still jack off a couple times a day though.

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                  • johnnyloadproductions
                    Account Shutdown
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 3611

                    #10
                    On a side note. I've always wondered what it'd be like to be one of those kids that shit his pants growing up.

                    Everyone quietly talked about it for years behind your back.

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                    • bronco67
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 29026

                      #11
                      Can you just start posting disgusting pictures again? This ain't workin for me.

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                      • sandman!
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                        • Mar 2001
                        • 15427

                        #12
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                        • ErectMedia
                          Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 7100

                          #13
                          bite fingernails=yes
                          boogers into tissue or flicked on carpet and vacuumed up someday.

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133978

                            #14
                            Why waste a good booger by placing it under the desk?

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