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People who "pop" chewing gum
Artificial Turf
Artificial Boobs
Artificial People
People, who don't acknowledge you when you say hello
Cellulite
People who don't like me

people who think small useless dogs are cute

duplicitous people

plagiarists

back stabbers

wannabe spies that are nonetheless dangerous

gay dudes that hit on me once more than once

pens that don't work and have been put back in the pen holder

people who can't handle anything weird without shitting

fascism

politically correct fascism

Yup, that's why I was saying they should cancel them... oh wait, no, that would be a self-centered misinterpretation ~ If you'd read what I actually wrote you'd see I was saying they are one of my least favorite things.
Same goes for those drivers who don't use their turn signals ~ I don't assume it's just because I'm driving behind them.
I don't play victim.
:glugglug

You have such a lovely personality.

Cheshire it's not what you say it's how you come across :2 cents:
I'm not the only one who picked up on this so it's not just me.

And you have yet to be the first to say something, but you jump on the wagon well enough.
Got Splinters?

people who think small dogs are NOT cute ;p

Speaking of turn signals, mine have been broken for a while on my car now and the part is being imported - what are people honking at? I flip off a few hand gestures before I turn LOL.

:321GFY = left biatch

but boy do I get pissed when other people don't use their signals...

actually here is something I can't stand:

people who are waiting at the lights and you need to turn right and there are parked cars and if they would only move their giant boat ahead a few inches you could turn, but they don't, so you honk, then they get pissed then you are like 'fuck you man move your piece of shit forward pole puffer!' And they are like 'I aint moving shit' and start to get out their car and then you have to grab the closest object in your car and get out and smoke their punk ass then get all rattled and finally make it home with the groceries - 'Hi Dear I'm home :)

I hate it when that happens.

I also hate it when give someone a command and they repeat it back to you as a question. - Yeah dumbass - double bagged that is what I said. Enjoy the rest of your shift biatch.

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Tiny shrimps. When I eat shrimp I want them the size of small dogs dammit.

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I don't like second hand splinters :glugglug But thanks for your offer chessy.