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Old 10-10-2014, 12:44 AM   #1
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Ebola: The new "IT" disease that trumps Aids.


Oh please. Every 10 years the press rolls out the latest and greatest NEW scare disease.

We now bring you the scary bug "EEEEBOOOOLAH" (yes I know it's been around for years, but it's HOT now and making a come back!)

Wow!!! you gotta love the name. Sounds like an African name mixed with a Muslim name.

Aids was scary, but not as scary as "Eeeebooooolah"

Every single time I tune into CNN it's "Eeeeebooolah Time"

Wake up people. Heart disease, stress, obesity, diabetes, cancer, those are the real killers.

BUT, they don't have the scary name like "Eeeeeebooooolah" awesome name.

Remember when 'cancer' was a scary name? LOL we all got over that pretty quick.

Remember when 'aids' was a scary name? LMFAO old news....

BUT wait... a COUPLE PEOPLE JUST DIED FROM EBOOOOOLAH IN THE USA!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!

RUN!!!! RUN!!!!! EEEEEBOOOOOOLAAAAH IS HERE!!!! AND IT KILLS!!!! I bet if we look the other way, it will kill a couple more people in the States.


btw, they usually role out the new disease scare just before the holidays.. that and a strong war, to keep us all alert, stressed and so fucking thankful to be alive during the holidays...Mmmmmmmm you think that will make you buy more presents during the holidays for your family and friends because life is so fucking precious and we are all lucky we don't have EeeeeeBoooooooolah!!???!!!! Happy Shopping Sheep! Don't let anybody sneeze on you because you might catch EeeeeeBooooooolah!!! I just love saying it.

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Old 10-10-2014, 05:50 AM   #2
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I think what makes ebowlaj scary is because it sounds like an airborne disease. )
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Old 10-10-2014, 06:17 AM   #3
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It sounds trendy I want it..
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Old 10-10-2014, 10:42 PM   #4
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I think what makes ebowlaj scary is because it sounds like an airborne disease. )
News agencies keep leaving that info out when they start hyping it on tv.
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Old 10-10-2014, 11:00 PM   #5
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Old 10-10-2014, 11:25 PM   #6
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Well I don't know if a kid in my daughters school caught it I don't think I would have the same "it'll happen to someone else" attitude.
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Old 10-11-2014, 08:08 AM   #7
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Not to worry - Brad Pitt and Will Smith will save the day.
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Not to worry - Brad Pitt and Will Smith will save the day.
come on, don't be sexist
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Old 10-11-2014, 08:15 AM   #9
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Hey, if Megan Fox becomes a doctor and a blowjob will cure ebola - I'm headin' for Africa.
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Ahahahahahahaha!
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