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|  10-09-2014, 03:59 AM | #1 | 
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				Post the 1st Book, you can remember being able to read YOURSELF as a child....
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|  10-09-2014, 04:04 AM | #2 | 
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				 |  Really....  Still have it too.  It was my big brothers book. Not sure of when it was published but its ancient. 
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|  10-09-2014, 04:36 AM | #3 | 
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				 |  It was from a set of about 20 books with stories of pirates that they used for teaching reading at school. 
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|  10-09-2014, 05:02 AM | #4 | 
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|  10-09-2014, 05:43 AM | #6 | 
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|  10-09-2014, 05:44 AM | #7 | 
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|  10-09-2014, 06:19 AM | #8 | 
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				 | I loved the Berenstein Bears and could not understand why my dad found them less hilarious than I did. This is what you must never do! 
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|  10-09-2014, 08:28 AM | #9 | 
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				 | kid books were for babies even when I was 5 so never had an inclination to read any when I had a choice.  Robinson Crusoe. 
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|  10-09-2014, 08:34 AM | #10 | 
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|  10-09-2014, 08:40 AM | #11 | 
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|  10-09-2014, 04:04 PM | #12 | 
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				 | Borrowed Black creeped the shit out of me and I loved it.   That's not the cover my book had. Shame, it looks like it's out of print now. 
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|  10-09-2014, 05:43 PM | #13 | 
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				 |  Filled with short stories. I still remember "The Boy Who Drew Cats" - horror literature for kids. Scared the crap outta me when I read it as a kid. edit - still have it somewhere in a box in the office. | 
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|  10-09-2014, 07:29 PM | #14 | 
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				 | For me it was Berenstain Bears books. I had a shit ton of them. I used to read this to my son every night, and add our pets names into the story.  I like the updated version: 
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|  10-09-2014, 07:42 PM | #15 | 
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				 | My uncle had collected every one of the Hardy Boys detective books - and he passed them down to me when I was a kid.  There was around 50 in the series at the time.  They really hooked me on reading back then...read all of 'em...many of them twice. It wasn't until years later I found out the author Leslie McFarlane (writing under the pseudonym Franklin W. Dixon)...was a fellow Canuck. Always thought that was way cool. Still recall the first one I read:  | 
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|  10-09-2014, 07:55 PM | #16 | |
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|  10-09-2014, 07:58 PM | #17 | 
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|  10-09-2014, 08:05 PM | #19 | 
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				 | We even had a few of the oldie brown-label books...  | 
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|  10-09-2014, 08:14 PM | #20 | 
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				 | You got me..........................  
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|  10-10-2014, 07:53 AM | #21 | |
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|  10-10-2014, 07:55 AM | #22 | 
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|  10-10-2014, 08:21 AM | #23 | 
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				 |  = Puss in boots  
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|  10-10-2014, 08:25 AM | #24 | 
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|  10-10-2014, 08:55 AM | #25 | 
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				 | That cat in the hat as well.  But those were books my parents made me read. First book I ever read for pleasure as a kid was called " Prison Planet" 
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|  10-10-2014, 09:04 AM | #26 | 
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|  10-10-2014, 09:23 AM | #27 | 
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				 | Henny Penny is a hen   
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|  10-10-2014, 09:27 AM | #28 | 
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|  10-10-2014, 10:48 AM | #29 | 
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				 | I read that one in grade four. Scared the poops out of me but not nearly as much as The Shining or It! 
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|  10-10-2014, 11:16 AM | #30 | 
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				 | I think it was a kids book called "Katy and the big snow" It was about a snowplow named katy, who goes out and plows everyone out when a huge snowstorm covers the town. I was too young at the time to see all the drug and sexual overtones. 
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|  10-10-2014, 11:54 AM | #31 | 
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				 | Winnie the Pooh | 
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|  10-10-2014, 12:00 PM | #32 | 
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				 | grade 5, can't seem to remember anything earlier.. think first book would be beginning of fourth grade about   | 
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|  10-10-2014, 01:57 PM | #33 | 
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				 | To busy playing hockey outside to read ;) 
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|  10-10-2014, 03:48 PM | #34 | 
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				 | A book like this was sitting on my dads coffee table   Awesome album covers from the 60's and 70's But my faves where Choose your own adventure. Loved those! | 
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|  10-10-2014, 05:29 PM | #35 | 
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				 |  Spot was a cool dog (<rolls eyes>) | 
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|  10-11-2014, 08:06 AM | #36 | 
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|  10-11-2014, 05:12 PM | #37 | 
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				 | ...and let me guess, you only read it for the articles? HAHA me too! 
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|  10-11-2014, 05:31 PM | #38 | 
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|  10-11-2014, 08:01 PM | #39 | 
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|  10-11-2014, 08:11 PM | #40 | 
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				 | Don't know, but first novel was Jules Vern, 20,000 leagues 
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